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#2 - Archer is fucking hilarious. Easily one of my favorite shows e… 04/09/2013 on lol 0
#6 - And in the end he jacks off over the girls body when shes in t… 11/09/2012 on Neon Genesis in a nutshell +7
#10 - Im a failure at life so far, so I guess im well on my way to b… 11/08/2012 on It Hurts Because It's True +2
#7 - Remember Remember the 5th of november  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on In case... +4
#9 - expeditas (11/06/2012) [-]
Gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever
Be
Forgot.
#36 - Oh, I guess possible. I just saw his torn up torso area. So id… 11/06/2012 on A real hero a true friend 0
#32 - Oh I didnt see em shoot, I just remember them looking at the t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on A real hero a true friend 0
User avatar #33 - ofmiceandmen (11/06/2012) [-]
I know i was saying in that scene I didn't see T-Dog's head meaning I think they ate it.
User avatar #36 - PenguinHearts (11/06/2012) [-]
Oh, I guess possible. I just saw his torn up torso area. So idk, all in all poor T-dog. Least there is still a token black man left in the series with the new addition of the prisoner.
#29 - Did anyone notice how he didn't turn even though he died, and …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2012 on A real hero a true friend 0
User avatar #41 - Crusader (11/06/2012) [-]
If I am getting bit and I know I am going to die, I am turning on the afterburners and going full throttle and using all my energy to crush those zombies skulls, it doesn't matter if I am using my femur to beat them to death, I am gonna kill a bitch and go out in a blaze of glory.
As for him not reanimating, probably lost too much of his body mass, I have yet to see a walker where they are missing their midsection
#72 - wyeoak (11/06/2012) [-]
That walker from season one next to the bike that rick got was missing it's mid section
User avatar #82 - Crusader (11/06/2012) [-]
If you are talking about Hannah, she still had her midsection, she was missing her legs.
User avatar #48 - TheMonopolyGuy (11/06/2012) [-]
no they still can, think of the decapitated heads that the governor has in his room that are still "alive", im jut assuming that his brain got devoured in the feast
User avatar #49 - Crusader (11/06/2012) [-]
I doubt it, if he killed the walkers, then he probably just killed himself
User avatar #53 - TheMonopolyGuy (11/06/2012) [-]
well it showed one of the walkers biting into his throat so i doubt he survived long enough, plus i dont think he actually did kill them, just slowed them down and kept them from carol
User avatar #30 - ofmiceandmen (11/06/2012) [-]
He didn't kill the zombies. Rick and Daryl came by and shot them. They probably ate him too fast for him to turn.
User avatar #32 - PenguinHearts (11/06/2012) [-]
Oh I didnt see em shoot, I just remember them looking at the three bodies with a sad look. I thought you come back as a zombie no matter what as long as the brain is okay or head not decapitated. lol
User avatar #33 - ofmiceandmen (11/06/2012) [-]
I know i was saying in that scene I didn't see T-Dog's head meaning I think they ate it.
User avatar #36 - PenguinHearts (11/06/2012) [-]
Oh, I guess possible. I just saw his torn up torso area. So idk, all in all poor T-dog. Least there is still a token black man left in the series with the new addition of the prisoner.
#19 - Super Troopers is a great movie that blonde girl is terribly wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Yeah, I feel pretty similar +3
#22 - devout feminist (11/04/2012) [-]
What dumb bitch. Doesnt respect the classics
#63 - Really? 09/08/2012 on how do you ppl come up with... 0
#93 - Comment deleted 08/10/2012 on I Dont Drink Coffee 0
#24 - Basketball games in DC. See this all the time, its sick 08/06/2012 on Amazing Street Drummer +1
#33 - **PenguinHearts rolls 38** dubs I'll fap 08/06/2012 on HE? OH GOD! 0
#132 - Feels and understanding man 08/01/2012 on My Project +11
#1188 - If stranger is troll, good job. If stranger is forreal, needs … 07/29/2012 on My high school life in a... +2
#338 - That girl needs to never ever breed, and my parents knew one o… 07/25/2012 on Someone shoot her 0
#95 - I hope he feels like a monster, he should have sneakily left i… 07/24/2012 on ITT: Lowest of the Low +11
#533 - Growing up sucks a lot man. But there is freedom to it, and it… 07/12/2012 on What happened? 0
#81 - I didn't know Quagmire was a lefty lol 06/04/2012 on Dat Ass +2
#37 - **PenguinHearts rolled a random image posted in comment #308… 02/16/2012 on how to get girls +2
#165 - It may have been front page news... in 2005 when he died... 02/15/2012 on Real Hero +2
#313 - Gun gets you 20 shots or so if you can find the ammo. I bet a… 02/12/2012 on choose carefully 0
#310 - I just see it like this, the knife is inferior to both machete…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on choose carefully +1
User avatar #335 - toomas (02/12/2012) [-]
A knife is inferior to NOTHING. This is the most key piece of equipment ever in a survival situation.

As for the no pots for boiling - easy enough. Dig a small hole (better if right off of a stream - if so damn off the water with rocks) and make sure to tamp the mud down. Start your fire and take many small stones, about 1ft in width and place them in the fire. After they're hot, begin dropping them in the water - this raises the temp of the water ( eventually to a boil)

To the hatchet, you really wanna' spend 20 minutes making noise hacking with a hatchet that will become useless soon anyway. Water purification pills are usually crap.

tl;dr - Option A is best, wanna go snipe hunting?
#301 - no cause axe and fire starter  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2012 on choose carefully +5
User avatar #305 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
You could easily craft a replacement for the axe. But yeah, that fire starter will save you weeks of frustration.
User avatar #310 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
I just see it like this, the knife is inferior to both machete and hatchet. But medi kit is worth a lot but would be odd to carry. The hatchet and fire starter are just very good for overall useage plus the water pills for purifying water when you need to. Realize people you get these three items, not bag and no extra things like pots for boiling precious water. And the machete is great, probably best for the jungle but an axe will suit just as well. Rope is easily made in the jungle with vine, and I have the standard knowledge of such a survival guide in my mind so the B option is basically for the fire starter's ease and advantage of axe and water pills combined vs the other options.
User avatar #335 - toomas (02/12/2012) [-]
A knife is inferior to NOTHING. This is the most key piece of equipment ever in a survival situation.

As for the no pots for boiling - easy enough. Dig a small hole (better if right off of a stream - if so damn off the water with rocks) and make sure to tamp the mud down. Start your fire and take many small stones, about 1ft in width and place them in the fire. After they're hot, begin dropping them in the water - this raises the temp of the water ( eventually to a boil)

To the hatchet, you really wanna' spend 20 minutes making noise hacking with a hatchet that will become useless soon anyway. Water purification pills are usually crap.

tl;dr - Option A is best, wanna go snipe hunting?
#296 - B all day  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2012 on choose carefully +5
User avatar #300 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
Because of the water?
User avatar #301 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
no cause axe and fire starter
User avatar #305 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
You could easily craft a replacement for the axe. But yeah, that fire starter will save you weeks of frustration.
User avatar #310 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
I just see it like this, the knife is inferior to both machete and hatchet. But medi kit is worth a lot but would be odd to carry. The hatchet and fire starter are just very good for overall useage plus the water pills for purifying water when you need to. Realize people you get these three items, not bag and no extra things like pots for boiling precious water. And the machete is great, probably best for the jungle but an axe will suit just as well. Rope is easily made in the jungle with vine, and I have the standard knowledge of such a survival guide in my mind so the B option is basically for the fire starter's ease and advantage of axe and water pills combined vs the other options.
User avatar #335 - toomas (02/12/2012) [-]
A knife is inferior to NOTHING. This is the most key piece of equipment ever in a survival situation.

As for the no pots for boiling - easy enough. Dig a small hole (better if right off of a stream - if so damn off the water with rocks) and make sure to tamp the mud down. Start your fire and take many small stones, about 1ft in width and place them in the fire. After they're hot, begin dropping them in the water - this raises the temp of the water ( eventually to a boil)

To the hatchet, you really wanna' spend 20 minutes making noise hacking with a hatchet that will become useless soon anyway. Water purification pills are usually crap.

tl;dr - Option A is best, wanna go snipe hunting?
#454 - Fuuck yes, this was my shit I used to draw up designs to enter. 02/03/2012 on Who remembers this awesome... 0
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User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
you have so many friends but no profile comments
User avatar #2 to #1 - PenguinHearts (01/10/2014) [-]
TONS of people added me after I hit front page my first few times.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
and they didn't even bother to comment
User avatar #4 to #3 - PenguinHearts (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, I had lots of comments before at some point. I am not sure if I deleted them all, dont think so cause it takes literally forever to delete like 10. Or if I lost them all I have no idea haha. I personally don't use this site to chat with the community much. Though I do rather love this place it feels like home after all.. I just prefer to sit back and look at content and post here and there.
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