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#11 - Picture 05/26/2012 on New pony board 1 +2
#9 - Picture 05/26/2012 on New pony board 1 -1
#24 - can i have the C.M.C. picture in a bigger size? 05/26/2012 on What season 3 should be -1
#1 - why won't it stop? 05/24/2012 on Waiting for Series 3 +11
#25 - good luck 05/24/2012 on Stuck! 0
#23 - do this it is a list the list has 2 rules #1:…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Stuck! 0
User avatar #24 - creeperface (05/24/2012) [-]
Alright, sounds good. Honestly for this, I wanted to just
be friendly with the community. But, I do get writer's block
a lot, so i'll try this.
#25 - PenguinArmy (05/24/2012) [-]
good luck
#31 - i too want to know how to make these things. how do?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on What is she thinking? (read... 0
#36 - nathanspartan (05/24/2012) [-]
adobe photoshop ( mine is pirated [im not paying 1k for that shit])
>open the fluttershy image and rainbowdash gif (different tabs)
>find image size of flutterrshy and make Rainbow gif's match it
>select all RD layers and scale down and move into corner
>copy/paste fluttershy into RD tab
> fluttershy's layer first so RD is on top
>fine tuning
#440 - Those freaks get off with marching 70 miles across a frozen wa… 05/23/2012 on did you know? 4 +2
#205 - noone knows me (<-not me ) 05/22/2012 on feels 0
#183 - Pickles!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2012 on feels +1
User avatar #186 - bigbadcell (05/22/2012) [-]
you know me, but do I know you?
#205 - PenguinArmy (05/22/2012) [-]
noone knows me
(<-not me )
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#220 - Fgner (03/02/2012) [-]
So I had this huge crush a while back on this one girl since, like, 3rd grade. She was so adorable and beautiful... Eventually we get together and date for years, happy as can be. We start having sex regularly. I trust her unconditionally, but one day, she sits me down for "the talk". But this isn't the normal breaking up talk, she tells me she was raped and ended up getting HIV from it. I realize we've had sex numerous times since then. She tells me that she's so scared, but I just can't control my anger. I punch her in the face as hard as I can, she falls down and she's bleeding already. I can't even see straight from my rage, and I keep punching her. Minutes in, her face is just a blood of ground of hamburger meat and blood. I still can't stop. Scared, I leave without calling for help. Her parents come home and freak out. In a few weeks, shes's in stitches and face bandages. She told her parents that it wasn't me, that the rapist attacked her again. Suddenly I feel horrible inside... go to apologize to her. But when I get there, her sister is the only one in sight. I ask where she is? Her sister bursts into tears, telling me how she fell into a coma in her sleep one night. I run to the hospital before it's all over. I get to her room, open the door, then we all get on the floor, and everybody knows what you thought I was getting at nigger.
User avatar #219 - diddilydiddily ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
oh, dats mah nigga, yo! how's it goin, nigga?
#216 - gimpdoctor (03/01/2012) [-]
<<<you in minecraft
#217 to #216 - gimpdoctor (03/01/2012) [-]
<<<<< you under the sea
#218 to #217 - gimpdoctor (03/01/2012) [-]
<<<< you as a blind man
#215 - anonymous (03/01/2012) [-]
Sup, mah nigga?
#214 - anonymous (03/01/2012) [-]
Knock knock? Who's There?

YOU'RE A NIGGER!
User avatar #213 - swagunlimited (03/01/2012) [-]
hi nigga
User avatar #212 - Rome (03/01/2012) [-]
WTF, you nigger, go the hell away.
User avatar #211 - arussianbashy **User deleted account** (03/01/2012) [-]
you, you a stupid hoe nigger.
#209 - ilikemouthwaffles **User deleted account** (03/01/2012) [-]
you dirty fucking nigger
you dirty fucking nigger
User avatar #208 - pyrothermal ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
By the way, this might explain things, nigger.

funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
User avatar #207 - recordian ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
Nigga
#206 - anonymous (03/01/2012) [-]
your such a nigger

User avatar #205 - kelciekupkakes **User deleted account** (03/01/2012) [-]
you're such a nigger
#195 - sodapie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Small World. . . **
pie draws a sword- how will pengu respond
#196 to #195 - PenguinArmy (12/27/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at I see what you did there **
pengu screeches
#197 to #196 - sodapie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image posted in comment #223 at How people view me **
you rolled the reaper... you foresee your own death captain prepare to die 'rushes at pengu'
#198 to #197 - PenguinArmy (12/27/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at How to Stop SOPA ** pengu curls up...
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at How to Stop SOPA ** pengu curls up...
#199 to #198 - sodapie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image posted in comment #453 at Wait, What? **   
pie pets pengu
**sodapie rolled a random image posted in comment #453 at Wait, What? **
pie pets pengu
User avatar #200 to #199 - sodapie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
.... urrr
#201 to #200 - PenguinArmy (12/27/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at i'm just proud of my country ** XD
#202 to #201 - sodapie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Regardless of outcome. **
#203 to #202 - PenguinArmy (12/27/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image posted in comment #386 at True story **
#191 - thebasisst (12/23/2011) [-]
I MADE A FRIEND :D
#192 to #191 - PenguinArmy (12/23/2011) [-]
never alone! XD
User avatar #193 to #192 - thebasisst (12/23/2011) [-]
I want to thumb this like over 9,000 times XD
User avatar #194 to #193 - PenguinArmy (12/23/2011) [-]
:D hahathat would require a new button :D
#176 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
my nigga, whats up
my nigga, whats up
#177 to #176 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
there are comments on my profile, man!!
#178 to #177 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
holy crap there is!
holy crap there is!
#179 to #178 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
im wading through all the kim jong il reposts to find funnie things, and you?
#180 to #179 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
oh just derpin around fj &amp; commenting to get my old rank back
oh just derpin around fj & commenting to get my old rank back
#181 to #180 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
did you lose rank in the system remodel?
did you lose rank in the system remodel?
#182 to #181 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
no, i took a break from commenting &amp; i lost my old rank, now im back to #100
no, i took a break from commenting & i lost my old rank, now im back to #100
#183 to #182 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
im not sure that ranking systems acheive anythiing anymore, people just complain about their flaws and rage
#184 to #183 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
i dunno but i prefer to have my old rank back of being #4
i dunno but i prefer to have my old rank back of being #4
#185 to #184 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
AND THEN PARTY
AND THEN PARTY
#186 to #185 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
aww yeah!!
aww yeah!!
#187 to #186 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
how long will this rank take?
#188 to #187 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
back &amp; it took months, but with a few pals telling me to keep going i made it all the way to #4
back & it took months, but with a few pals telling me to keep going i made it all the way to #4
#189 to #188 - PenguinArmy (12/19/2011) [-]
sounds like a fight
good luck
#190 to #189 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
thanks man
thanks man
#172 - sodapie ONLINE (10/20/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
and so i must leave captain it is time for bed good night have fun and sleep well
User avatar #175 to #172 - sodapie ONLINE (10/20/2011) [-]
and sweet dreams to you captain
#174 to #172 - PenguinArmy (10/20/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
User avatar #173 to #172 - PenguinArmy (10/20/2011) [-]
giood niight soinia :D
sweet dreams
#151 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
a sammich and spider man O_O this may be hard to defeat
#152 to #151 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
i cannot comprehend the confoundary of the foolery of your roll XD
#153 to #152 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
once more!!! let us duel
#154 to #153 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
very good
#155 to #154 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
well played but i'm watching you
#156 to #155 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**  
must fiiiiight...
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
must fiiiiight...
#157 to #156 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANCAKES ONE OF MY WEAKNESSES!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CAPTAIN!!! i must not lose... i will... i will.... I MUST FIGHT!!!!
#158 to #157 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
#159 to #158 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
you have seen nothing yet :)
#160 to #159 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
im lossing!!!
#161 to #160 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
this fight isn't over yet fight with all your might captain
#162 to #161 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
#163 to #162 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
well done...
#164 to #163 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**RAWRRRRRR........
#165 to #164 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
ROOOOOOAAAAARRR
#166 to #165 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
#167 to #166 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
#168 to #167 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
than the game beings...
#169 to #168 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**  
none of us are losing this may go for a while
**sodapie rolled a random image**
none of us are losing this may go for a while
#170 to #169 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
bring it on, little girl...
#171 to #170 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
captain you will eat those words... BEHOLD!!!
#130 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
User avatar #131 to #130 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
well... pengwee i apologize for such rolls xD i can't seem to roll a good one
#132 to #131 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image** good tries XD
#133 to #132 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**  
ah i saw the comments you left on my images ^^ many thanks captain
**sodapie rolled a random image**
ah i saw the comments you left on my images ^^ many thanks captain
#134 to #133 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
you do good :)
i will have the foxes left to see
roll pic duel!!!!
#135 to #134 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
something better than a gun perhaps?
#136 to #135 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
can you scan that? i cant -_-
we may never know...
#137 to #136 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
better than a broom? and no i can not scan o: it will forever be a mystery
User avatar #138 to #137 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
sweeet i rolled pony ^^
#139 to #138 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
WIN :D
#140 to #139 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
a most brilliant roll! :D my turn again >:)
#141 to #140 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
its getting intense now...
#142 to #141 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
this roll match seems to be in your favor but beware captain i will not lose
#143 to #142 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**  
prepare yourself!!Q
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
prepare yourself!!Q
#144 to #143 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
this is a most entertaining match everything seems to follow the previous roll XD
#145 to #144 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
the match is very close the wheels can be stalled by the smallest of wrenches
User avatar #146 to #145 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
*roll image*
haha a butter knife xD is that all captain i will show you a true weapon
#147 to #146 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
lets try that again T_T
#148 to #147 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
a qweenfail, how can i compete? XD
#149 to #148 - sodapie ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
**sodapie rolled a random image**
well played captain perhaps this will be an ace up my sleve
#150 to #149 - PenguinArmy (10/14/2011) [-]
**PenguinArmy rolled a random image**
15E , not bad XD
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