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#24 - It's just a comment on a website, I didn't really think it wou…  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2015 on Why? -1
#32 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
it angered nobody, but i still think you made that comment again just go get thumbs.
#16 - My evil masterplan for free thumbs has been revealed!  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2015 on Why? -9
#30 - Zyklone (10/14/2015) [-]
All thumbs are free.
#12 - My mitten...  [+] (11 replies) 10/14/2015 on Why? -19
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#19 - mudkipslayer (10/14/2015) [-]
You thought we wouldn't remember a comment that got top this very same week?
#29 - lamarsmithgot (10/14/2015) [-]
if you're gonna berate this dude for making the same comment, then why don't you first berate op for fuckin reposting within a week.
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#31 - mudkipslayer (10/14/2015) [-]
I didn't like that either
#21 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Just saying, if it was funny the first time it's probably funny again. I didn't see the first post =(
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#22 - mudkipslayer (10/14/2015) [-]
I just think we shouldn't encourage reposting comments. Especially since this was in the front page like what 3 days ago? I get not seeing the first time the content is posted. But farming thumbs by posting the same comment and expecting it to go top again is ridiculous.

Make a new joke or something
#33 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
why doesn't this have any more thumbs? like he is so right.
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#24 - Pena (10/14/2015) [-]
It's just a comment on a website, I didn't really think it would anger anybody since it is a thing that hardly matters. Then again someone might take the matter of thumbs quite a bit more seriously than I do. I just felt like making the same comment since it was the same content. :p
#32 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
it angered nobody, but i still think you made that comment again just go get thumbs.
#15 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
thought it was someone going around copying jokes but no it is worse, you fucking made the same again you fucking unoriginal you. <3
#16 - Pena (10/14/2015) [-]
My evil masterplan for free thumbs has been revealed!
#30 - Zyklone (10/14/2015) [-]
All thumbs are free.
#4 - Their first business was rubber products, such a car tires and…  [+] (1 reply) 10/12/2015 on bang +48
#15 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
And condoms.
#1 - My mitten...  [+] (33 replies) 10/11/2015 on Baking mitten +688
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#35 - scarcrow (10/12/2015) [-]
this made me sadder then it should have
#32 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
#61 - brayburn (10/12/2015) [-]
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#60 - spiron (10/12/2015) [-]
Source pls?
#53 - charak (10/12/2015) [-]
#43 - fefetherarest (10/12/2015) [-]
too much for me
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#12 - brokentrucker (10/12/2015) [-]
Mine and my fiance's sides have gone on a date to Jupiter
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#47 - ADeadlYLepricoN (10/12/2015) [-]
...With sides of Jupiter in her haaa-aa-aaaaaands
#29 - cutenesseverypost (10/12/2015) [-]
Someone tell me why this got sooo many reds.
I dun geddit.
Someone posts "sides lol" and gets 200 greenies.
This guy and his fiance does it and they get sent to the lake of red.
I mean does it really offend you that bad, FJ?
Is it that he strictly mentioned his Fiance?
Someone be honest with me.
#79 - kiratheunholy (10/12/2015) [-]
Honest comments with "Sides" are hit and miss.

Some of them get +9999 green pinkies, but others get hundreds of reds shoved into their butthole. I don't think it had anything to do with what he said, but if it did I think it's just the fact that he needlessly mentioned it.

But that's just my opinion.
#78 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
He has someone who loves him and I don't. I can't let someone be happy if I'm not happy. Psh...
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#73 - rollmeanddie (10/12/2015) [-]
Because he shouldn't have felt the need to validate himself by blabbing to them about his fiance?
#72 - demonfone (10/12/2015) [-]
It might be. Due to the hive mind, I felt just a little bit uncomfortable about reading the fiance thing. Just made me feel lonely cuz #nogf or whatever the fuck. I turned his happiness into my sadness so maybe the more impulsive and emotionally driven would act a damn fool to put someone else down for being happy. I wouldn't dignify it with a thumb because it was to deal with me being a fuckboy.
#70 - boomerpyro (10/12/2015) [-]
who cares about his soon to be husband? people are people and that's okay
#59 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
its like 4chan, there are no girls posting there.

Here on FJ, no1 has a girlfriend/fiance/wife... unless it's a dude [spoiler] because op is a faggot [/spoiler]
#55 - moldybreadcrumb (10/12/2015) [-]
#46 - bakagaijin (10/12/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Funny junk is a half black, half spanish fickle bitch with mpd, bipolar ism and slight autismo.... don't try to understand it and just take comfort I'm the fact that you might get thumbed to hell either way
#45 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
It's easy. This is the internet, saying he has a fiance adds no value to the comment. It holds no relevant information.

Which means he put the information there consciously. Why?

To brag? "Oh look how much better I am than all of your forever-alone nerds"

It's pathetic. He's basically projecting the fact that he thinks by having found a partner, somehow magically makes him better than the rest of the site.

I also have a girlfriend (but I'm not gonna brag about it like some faggot, when I know most of the site is single, that's why I'm posting as anon).
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#51 - cloakndagger (10/12/2015) [-]
Maybe people should stop reading so much into it, and look at it like he was announcing that he thought this fucking autistic faggot filled site was worth sharing with his fiance?
Are we really going to turn into a giant circlejerk of "TFW NO GF." "I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO." and start hating on anybody who gives the slightest implication that they might have found someone to care about? We aren't really that sensitive, are we? That seems almost beyond Tumblr levels of sensitive.
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#82 - aximil (10/13/2015) [-]
Nobody cares about the "TFW NO GF" thing. It's as the first sentence said. It holds no relevant information. There is no reason to say it.
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#83 - cloakndagger (10/13/2015) [-]
Yet, neither does at least 80% of all other FJ comments, but nobody gives a shit about those. It's just shit people say, man. The idea that it doesn't hold any relevant information, therefore deserves backlash, is just not sound logic.
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#44 - wasnothere (10/12/2015) [-]
My guess? Probably the crippling reminder that everyone here is single, except brokentrucker.
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#41 - thematthew (10/12/2015) [-]
what a suprise, half the people thumbing you down are anon
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#40 - aximil (10/12/2015) [-]
There should be no reason he had to mention his fiance.
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#74 - jimmyrustlinhustla (10/12/2015) [-]
What if his fiance explicitly wanted to be mentioned?

Stop being fucking fedora wearing edgelords. You guys are like fucking meninists when you do that, you want the alpha guys to go down so you can get the girl, but since you have a fucking vagina, good luck with that. Fuck you.
#66 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
"This post brought joy to me and my loved one, we would like to show our appreciation of it by posting a comment about how much we enjoyed it."

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#69 - aximil (10/12/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I should have thought about that before typing on my brand new Razer Blackwidow keyboard.

That's exactly how what he said sounds.
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#76 - pinethrush (10/12/2015) [-]
Not really though. I think him mentioning his fiance laughed also emphasizes how funny people are finding it. Like, he found it so funny he shared it with his fiance, who also thought it was hilarious. It's really not a big deal and if you're going to criticize people because "what they said wasn't totally necessary" then... er.... Why?
#68 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
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#39 - thematthew (10/12/2015) [-]
>>#31, some butt hurt person who hates the sides thing probably thumbed him down, and every one else loves bandwagoning.

bandwagoning on this site is so bad, i once thanked a guy for giving me advice and because an anon thumbed me down a whole bunch of people started thumbing me down.

#31 - guardianatreyu (10/12/2015) [-]
Honestly I'm pretty clueless about it as well.
#30 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
fuck off normi
#18 - landartheconqueror (10/12/2015) [-]