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PedosxScaryxUncle

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Ur mums uterus
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#64 - song always cheers me up  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Life's a piece of shit -1
#89 - thrashtildeath (08/26/2014) [-]
That avatar is the shit bro.
#23 - Right there with ya, any place that sells shirts specifically … 07/27/2014 on Meow 0
#13 - One of the coolest cops I have ever seen on that show. 07/15/2014 on Drop the beer +3
#138 - I was really hoping that when Uranus came up, Gotze would have… 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... 0
#50 - I tip waiters and waitresses that aren't assholes. I don't tip…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Keep the change m'lady -8
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#62 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
Like I said.
And in Oregon it is illegal for anyone, ANYONE, to be payed less that 9.25 and hour.
So yeah
#137 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
you are a sad little man,and you have my sympathy. No doubt that the current system is fucked, however have you ever stopped to think why these waiters expect tips. because it is what they live off of, how they support their families. You're not doing it as a nice gift. You not tipping doesn't make you a radical trying to help change the fucked up system, just makes you a dick.
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#155 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
#46 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Keep the change m'lady -9
#47 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
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#50 - PedosxScaryxUncle (06/14/2014) [-]
I tip waiters and waitresses that aren't assholes. I don't tip huge nor little. No more than $10 on a 50 dollar meal or less than $4 on $20 and up Their tips are their wage more or less. After taxes each paycheck is $0.00.

Source: Plenty of experience in the food industry
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#62 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
Like I said.
And in Oregon it is illegal for anyone, ANYONE, to be payed less that 9.25 and hour.
So yeah
#137 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
you are a sad little man,and you have my sympathy. No doubt that the current system is fucked, however have you ever stopped to think why these waiters expect tips. because it is what they live off of, how they support their families. You're not doing it as a nice gift. You not tipping doesn't make you a radical trying to help change the fucked up system, just makes you a dick.
User avatar
#155 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
#44 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Keep the change m'lady -10
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#45 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
How is this bait?
Are you another one of those spoiled entitled brats who thinks that the whole world owes them shit?
Go rub a porcupine on your anus.
#46 - PedosxScaryxUncle (06/14/2014) [-]
#47 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
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#50 - PedosxScaryxUncle (06/14/2014) [-]
I tip waiters and waitresses that aren't assholes. I don't tip huge nor little. No more than $10 on a 50 dollar meal or less than $4 on $20 and up Their tips are their wage more or less. After taxes each paycheck is $0.00.

Source: Plenty of experience in the food industry
User avatar
#62 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
Like I said.
And in Oregon it is illegal for anyone, ANYONE, to be payed less that 9.25 and hour.
So yeah
#137 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
you are a sad little man,and you have my sympathy. No doubt that the current system is fucked, however have you ever stopped to think why these waiters expect tips. because it is what they live off of, how they support their families. You're not doing it as a nice gift. You not tipping doesn't make you a radical trying to help change the fucked up system, just makes you a dick.
User avatar
#155 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [-]
"YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA"
#135 - why?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on clear water 0
#140 - anon (05/27/2014) [-]
Because you can tell when someone pees.
#143 - hitro (05/27/2014) [-]
Promote this man.
#186 - only reason i said PM me was for banning reasons, you sir are …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible Power of Makeup 0
#187 - millennial (05/25/2014) [-]
I'll take the ban like a man.
Everybody should have the right to fap to two grade A curvy women sharing a bathtub and a dude together.
#201 - zephi (05/25/2014) [-]
here you go.
#203 - millennial (05/25/2014) [-]
#183 - PM me the link. I need it for scientifical research  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible Power of Makeup 0
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#184 - millennial (05/25/2014) [-]
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#186 - PedosxScaryxUncle (05/25/2014) [-]
only reason i said PM me was for banning reasons, you sir are a generous man
#187 - millennial (05/25/2014) [-]
I'll take the ban like a man.
Everybody should have the right to fap to two grade A curvy women sharing a bathtub and a dude together.
#201 - zephi (05/25/2014) [-]
here you go.
#203 - millennial (05/25/2014) [-]