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Parasitist

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3041 total,  3839 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:11210
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:3679
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#33 - 3:32 one of the nerds are grabbing the ass of jock...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2011 on Eminem goes to Highschool +2
User avatar #37 - qwertyuioppppp (11/05/2011) [-]
It's 5:32
User avatar #83 - Parasitist (11/05/2011) [-]
yeah, thats what i meant
#65 - Comment deleted 11/05/2011 on not another one 0
#60 - idonno, but i guess its like their bed or something, i used to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2011 on My dog +1
User avatar #61 - raheemshibaz (11/04/2011) [-]
i used to have gerbils or some shit, but one just kept eating the other
#2 - fake, Valve cant count to 3 11/04/2011 on Portal 3? 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2011 on My dog +15
#59 - raheemshibaz (11/04/2011) [-]
that's awesome, but who the fuck keeps multiple small rodents in a yogurt container or whatever the fuck that is?
User avatar #60 - Parasitist (11/04/2011) [-]
idonno, but i guess its like their bed or something, i used to have some pet mice, and they all slept huddled up, and its not like they get trapped, theres a side opening
User avatar #61 - raheemshibaz (11/04/2011) [-]
i used to have gerbils or some shit, but one just kept eating the other
#333 - DO A BARREL ROLL! 11/04/2011 on DO A BARREL ROLL! +5
#39 - your balls half way through no-fap-november 11/03/2011 on Meanwhile in a Testicle +1
#46 - its ok guys, i got more than 100 kills on the last level 11/03/2011 on Star Fox +2
#906 - owning a server costs money?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #907 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I got one from a provider so yes
#904 - 12 months?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #905 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I only paid for a year
User avatar #906 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
owning a server costs money?
User avatar #907 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I got one from a provider so yes
#902 - it hasnt been up in forever, and im wondering why  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #903 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I gave up on that one, and by now I think my 12 month's up anyway
User avatar #904 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
12 months?
User avatar #905 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I only paid for a year
User avatar #906 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
owning a server costs money?
User avatar #907 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I got one from a provider so yes
#900 - so ummm.... about the server..  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #901 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
yeah?
User avatar #902 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
it hasnt been up in forever, and im wondering why
User avatar #903 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I gave up on that one, and by now I think my 12 month's up anyway
User avatar #904 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
12 months?
User avatar #905 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I only paid for a year
User avatar #906 - Parasitist (11/03/2011) [-]
owning a server costs money?
User avatar #907 - savvylikescomics (11/03/2011) [-]
I got one from a provider so yes
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2011 on Fap Forever or Cumshot... +1
User avatar #5 - bnixisbest (11/02/2011) [-]
Lmfao I just died of laughter
#2 - id try that, but today was the start of no fap november  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Fap Forever or Cumshot... +1
User avatar #3 - bnixisbest (11/02/2011) [-]
WHAT? No fap november? A WHOLE MONTH?!
#4 - Parasitist (11/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - bnixisbest (11/02/2011) [-]
Lmfao I just died of laughter
#16 - well **** , it took me 13 minutes to come up with … 11/01/2011 on Movember Noshave November +3
#15 - ...delete your account? why do that? just keep this one, a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2011 on Movember Noshave November +5
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#23 - thisshitsucks (11/01/2011) [-]
im back motha fucka!!!!
#25 - Russian Reversal has deleted their comment.
User avatar #16 - Parasitist (11/01/2011) [-]
well fuck, it took me 13 minutes to come up with something to say that takes 2000 characters, only to find out ive lost 2 thumbs for my previous comment, and youve already deleted your account
#5 - if you dont care about thumb s, delete this content, then cre…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/01/2011 on Movember Noshave November -4
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User avatar #15 - Parasitist (11/01/2011) [-]
...delete your account? why do that?
just keep this one, and post this content on a different one, to show that your not whoring thumbs, its just a better way to get this sort of thing to the front page, because a lot of people dont like thumb whore, but you wouldnt be one, cuz your not using your account, and i think that this comment is start to not make sense, and it is a run-on sentence, oh god please help me ihave 1573 2 1 0 what ever many more characters left, and i do not know how to stop, i guess i am going to have to continue typing, anyways, just do as i said and create another account, and post it, it will probably be more likely to get to the front page, because no one can actually claim those thumbs, it would be a public awareness message on a public awareness account, so that way there is less thumb whore haters thumbing this down, and more people who care will notice this, and then they will donate, and then they can be the helpers who helped find the cure for cancer, which actually Canada (fuck yeah, thats my place) has found a cure for, but it was rejected for some unknown reason that i never bothered to look up, and actually the reason why im typing all this is because i have watched 72 minutes of megavideo, and now i must wait for 30 minutes before i can continue watching doctor who, im on season 3, episode 4, i have started from the begining, and have been watching for the past week, there are only roughly 530 characters left, and i hope you havent deleted this page, or blocked me or anything like that because i have been typing this for a while, and it would be a shame if it went to waste, its halloween by the way, i ope you have a nice hallloween, and i hope that prostate cancer will no longer be a problem in the near future
tl;dr why delete this account, just create a new account, and post it there so people dont mistake you for a thumb whore, canada has found a cure for cancer, and i am wanting to watch dr who & happy halloween to your!
#20 - Russian Reversal has deleted their comment.
#23 - thisshitsucks (11/01/2011) [-]
im back motha fucka!!!!
#25 - Russian Reversal has deleted their comment.
User avatar #16 - Parasitist (11/01/2011) [-]
well fuck, it took me 13 minutes to come up with something to say that takes 2000 characters, only to find out ive lost 2 thumbs for my previous comment, and youve already deleted your account
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#22 - minerva (11/01/2011) [-]
Guess what you are..
#2 - i hope this gets front page 10/31/2011 on Epic Tour is Epic 0
#5 - i call ******** as well, if your 16, then that wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2011 on Don't you love people like... 0
#7 - IFightWithMyMind (11/06/2011) [-]
Some guy bitched at me for making content about my so called kid making a rage comic, I was browsing some of the content on the front page and I noticed something similar, the guy that made the content said, "Stop with this shit, it isn't funny." or whatever you people bitch about on this site. So I made an attempt to make something like that. I lied of course saying I have a kid and instead of asking for thumbs because my so called child made it, I threw in some racist comedy.
#2 - what? 10/31/2011 on Troll Univerisity 0
#425 - i can think of one positive thing that will come out of this i… 10/29/2011 on FunnyJunk our Freedom is in... 0
#21 - **Parasitist rolls 6** 10/26/2011 on Batman +1
#1 - sleep with ALL the lights on 10/26/2011 on Scary Movies +7
#41 - you aint quert , stop stealing other peoples stuff 10/26/2011 on tots epic bewbs +4
#71 - delivered 10/26/2011 on I delivered +8
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#1 - Paczilla ONLINE (11/26/2011) [-]
#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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