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Parasitist    

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#44 - I ENJOY FINDING PEOPLE I KNOW  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on Veteran's Day +2
#494 - Paczilla (11/12/2011) [-]
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, HOW ARE YOU?
#212 - yes, but the people at my school dont have an xbox, or a ps3 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on Come Friday. 0
User avatar #214 - Aro (11/11/2011) [-]
Okay yeah. Super Smash Bros Brawl, maybe, but there aren't that many games worth cumming in your pants for.

Except No More Heroes. Dear Jesus that game was good.
#42 - huh... i guess i just dont remember it as well as i thought i did 11/10/2011 on Looking for a good time 0
#21 - it looked more like a dog to me, but then i noticed that there… 11/10/2011 on Kenny Brooks 0
#19 - ok wait... so this post was created here, then it was edite…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2011 on Looking for a good time 0
User avatar #27 - icanrawrbetter (11/10/2011) [-]
No, it was never edited to have the lol face :p

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1204743/COMIC+2/

The only edit is the removal of krinkles name which is sooo obvious
User avatar #42 - Parasitist (11/10/2011) [-]
huh... i guess i just dont remember it as well as i thought i did
#39 - music is like candy you throw out all the rappers 11/10/2011 on What all rap is like to me. +2
#13 - 6:27 wtf is in the ditch by the road crawling?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2011 on Kenny Brooks 0
User avatar #17 - misky (11/10/2011) [-]
a cat?
User avatar #21 - Parasitist (11/10/2011) [-]
it looked more like a dog to me, but then i noticed that there was no owner, so i was just wodnering what it was, i guess it could be a cat
#53 - at least you're not in a school where all people talk about is…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2011 on Come Friday. 0
User avatar #208 - Aro (11/10/2011) [-]
Well I have a Wii so I at least could chat about a few games with them.
User avatar #212 - Parasitist (11/10/2011) [-]
yes, but the people at my school dont have an xbox, or a ps3 to go with i, i myself have a wii, and a ps3, but if they get excited over sports resort, then something has to be wrong
User avatar #214 - Aro (11/11/2011) [-]
Okay yeah. Super Smash Bros Brawl, maybe, but there aren't that many games worth cumming in your pants for.

Except No More Heroes. Dear Jesus that game was good.
#387 - oh, ok, thank anyways 11/10/2011 on Origin of ME GUSTA 0
#379 - Excuse me kind sir/madam, but may you be willing to give up th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2011 on Origin of ME GUSTA 0
User avatar #385 - gerdinn (11/10/2011) [-]
I'm not sure. I was offline when he posted it. But it must've been a really bad reply if it got
-100 thumbs down...
User avatar #387 - Parasitist (11/10/2011) [-]
oh, ok, thank anyways
#106 - i used to get that, and i ended up uninstalling and reinstalli… 11/10/2011 on BF3 and MW3 +6
#796 - and what makes you think that?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Which State do the Simpsons... 0
User avatar #799 - corpsgrinder (11/08/2011) [-]
because canada is a larger country than usa. there for there is much higher chance that they must be from canada.
#817 - jarrito has deleted their comment.
#2 - i had my volume at max with headphones... i think my eardrums … 11/07/2011 on Horning 0
#5 - like comment #3 said, C&H is copyrighted, and FJ can get sued 11/07/2011 on Addicted to me 0
#2 - i hope this gets front page 11/07/2011 on Minding My Own Buissiness 0
#3 - i find it humorous that theres no-fap november and movember … 11/07/2011 on No Fap November weekly... 0
#245 - you must also she whats inside this container  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2011 on 32 Things you must see. +7
#260 - ripricky (11/06/2011) [-]
What shall we have for leftovers tonight?
#20 - thx, i needed one 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
#18 - http://funnyjunk.com/user/savvylikescomics i dont think …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
#19 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
thanks mate. help yourself to one of my party hard pics lol
User avatar #20 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
thx, i needed one
#16 - no, but savanah is online right now, should i send you a link …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #17 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
link if u can. i have a few things to ask. think he will mind?
User avatar #18 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/user/savvylikescomics
i dont think he would mind
#19 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
thanks mate. help yourself to one of my party hard pics lol
User avatar #20 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
thx, i needed one
#14 - savanah told me that he pays 100$ for a year for a server, he …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #15 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
damn $100 a year? im liking the sound of that. do you know who his provider is?
User avatar #16 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
no, but savanah is online right now, should i send you a link to his profile or should i ask him myself?
User avatar #17 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
link if u can. i have a few things to ask. think he will mind?
User avatar #18 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/user/savvylikescomics
i dont think he would mind
#19 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
thanks mate. help yourself to one of my party hard pics lol
User avatar #20 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
thx, i needed one
#12 - good idea, dont they cost money though?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #13 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
yeah. for the one i want $85 a month lol. but im hoping if i get it running well and with the right plugins i may be able to keep it running off donations
User avatar #14 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
savanah told me that he pays 100$ for a year for a server, he has some experience with buying a server, you could ask him for some help
User avatar #15 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
damn $100 a year? im liking the sound of that. do you know who his provider is?
User avatar #16 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
no, but savanah is online right now, should i send you a link to his profile or should i ask him myself?
User avatar #17 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
link if u can. i have a few things to ask. think he will mind?
User avatar #18 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/user/savvylikescomics
i dont think he would mind
#19 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
thanks mate. help yourself to one of my party hard pics lol
User avatar #20 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
thx, i needed one
#10 - long time no see u still playing minecraft?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #11 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
Not right now. waiting for full release to come out then ill probly be making my own server :)
User avatar #12 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
good idea, dont they cost money though?
User avatar #13 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
yeah. for the one i want $85 a month lol. but im hoping if i get it running well and with the right plugins i may be able to keep it running off donations
User avatar #14 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
savanah told me that he pays 100$ for a year for a server, he has some experience with buying a server, you could ask him for some help
User avatar #15 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
damn $100 a year? im liking the sound of that. do you know who his provider is?
User avatar #16 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
no, but savanah is online right now, should i send you a link to his profile or should i ask him myself?
User avatar #17 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
link if u can. i have a few things to ask. think he will mind?
User avatar #18 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/user/savvylikescomics
i dont think he would mind
#19 - Eralus (11/06/2011) [-]
thanks mate. help yourself to one of my party hard pics lol
User avatar #20 - Parasitist (11/06/2011) [-]
thx, i needed one
#72 - i am happy to share his last name, but sad that i dont share his genes 11/06/2011 on Parenting Win! 0
#83 - yeah, thats what i meant 11/05/2011 on Eminem goes to Highschool 0

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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