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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3040 total,  3838 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
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#24 - does anyone have a link to this movie? i havent seen it in …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2011 on Prank gone wrong +1
User avatar #38 - DPO (11/27/2011) [-]
Try www.letmewatchthis.com and search for it, putlocker or sockshare links usually work :)
#30 - anonymous (11/27/2011) [-]
'The Road to El Dorado' or something along those lines.
#2 - i have a fucking spoon too  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2011 on Parasitist's profile 0
#3 - Paczilla (11/27/2011) [-]
#3 - i got more than double the thumb syou got  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2011 on I fucking dare you too. 0
#4 - HyTheKid (11/26/2011) [-]
Shhhhhhh....
#64 - we meet again i see 11/26/2011 on Wall E 0
#6 - umad? 11/25/2011 on Korean 0
#1 - OH SHIT NIGGA' WHERES ALL YOUR COMMENTS, AND ALL YOUR SHITTY CONTENT? 11/25/2011 on HyTheKid's profile 0
#2 - thank you for browsing the newest uploads 11/25/2011 on Contact Lens 0
#2 - Picture 11/25/2011 on I fucking dare you too. 0
#1 - lol that was me  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2011 on I fucking dare you too. 0
#2 - Parasitist (11/25/2011) [-]
#46 - and the awkward moment when you realize that the forest medall… 11/23/2011 on Nostalgia Zelda +12
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2011 on Fuck religion 0
#3 - manueldomingues Comment deleted by Parasitist
#4 - manueldomingues Comment deleted by Parasitist
#2 - 1/2 people isnt 1%, its 50% 11/23/2011 on funnyjunk +2
#699 - yeah, itll do via mobile, or via blackberry, or via microwave etc.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2011 on FUS RO DAH 0
#704 - punklove (11/16/2011) [-]
Not on comments dearie.
I posted my comments (the first and last ones) via blackberry.
#685 - obviously its fake, but the point that i noticed it was, was w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2011 on FUS RO DAH 0
User avatar #696 - punklove (11/16/2011) [-]
It doesn't show how a comment was posted.
User avatar #699 - Parasitist (11/16/2011) [-]
yeah, itll do via mobile, or via blackberry, or via microwave etc.
#704 - punklove (11/16/2011) [-]
Not on comments dearie.
I posted my comments (the first and last ones) via blackberry.
#3 - right from the begining i looted everything, and i didnt give … 11/13/2011 on Freaking Dragons. 0
#1 - i loled at your tabs 11/13/2011 on So many thumbs 0
#27 - Picture 11/13/2011 on I wave my ears back and forth +3
#1 - HEY ANSWER ME 11/11/2011 on Firefox easter egg 0
#122 - look at all the notifications you have! 11/11/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
#121 - answer me 11/11/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
#120 - hello? are you there? 11/11/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
#119 - so are you getting skyrim? 11/11/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2011 on sooo cute +16
User avatar #114 - Snerdlic (11/12/2011) [-]
I think I just peed happiness. That is fucking adorable :D
User avatar #29 - zembobway (11/11/2011) [-]
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
#42 - I HAVE HAIR 11/11/2011 on New shocked rage face for FJ +59
#41 - "alright, so if i give the lake monster its daily sacrifi… 11/11/2011 on Humanity +48

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE NIGGER FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a fucking spoon too
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