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Parasitist

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3041 total,  3839 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:10935
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:3679
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latest user's comments

#10 - you delete your comment i thought someone wanted to talk to me...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2011 on Sexism 0
#11 - cjsixtyseven Comment deleted by Parasitist
#8 - i have never seen anything like this ever happen before if …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2011 on Sexism +4
#9 - cjsixtyseven Comment deleted by Parasitist
#190 - the lizard is like explain this ******** 12/14/2011 on CUTE +27
#73 - him at 1:20 am/pm now to upload this to youtube wait...… 12/14/2011 on This man, deserves a god... +11
#202 - the bottom part made me lol Samantha 12/13/2011 on Halp a bro 0
#1 - Picture 12/12/2011 on Blacksmith Not bad -1
#8 - wtf does double your vision mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2011 on Can you see it? Double your... 0
User avatar #9 - AirForceGuy (12/12/2011) [-]
Focus on a point about an inch behind the screen.
#74 - lol usually with these things the trick is to look in the shad… 12/11/2011 on mindfuck +1
#25 - i am confused something that actually made me laugh and tha… 12/10/2011 on Oh God, WHY! +3
#11 - icebearjudgesyou.jpg 12/10/2011 on ice bear 0
#2 - not sure if it enjoyed it, or feared it 12/07/2011 on Cat accidetally takes Adderall 0
#5 - now lets watch it in slow motion  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Suddenly a Cat. +45
#22 - boredmeallday has deleted their comment.
#169 - I was like oh hey a new post from alchemic then i noticed t… 12/03/2011 on ohgog what did i get myself... -1
#135 - yeah, i meant what ravager said but now i regret everything  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2011 on I am the 50 Percent 0
User avatar #138 - mattythebeaver (12/01/2011) [-]
I want to give you 21 thumbs for this misunderstanbding.
#5 - im in highest rated comments, so everyone is above me, and its…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2011 on I am the 50 Percent -21
User avatar #8 - mattythebeaver (11/30/2011) [-]
What does you being in the highest rated comments (which you're not) have to do with anything?
User avatar #135 - Parasitist (12/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i meant what ravager said
but now i regret everything
User avatar #138 - mattythebeaver (12/01/2011) [-]
I want to give you 21 thumbs for this misunderstanbding.
User avatar #9 - TheNewRavager (11/30/2011) [-]
I think he was saying that his view was sorted by highest rated, and so the order was out of whack when looking at comments 1-4.
User avatar #10 - mattythebeaver (11/30/2011) [-]
Aaahhh. I see now.
#8 - this will get front page someone will post a picture of the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2011 on HATE IT +19
#19 - VincentKing (11/30/2011) [-]
**VincentKing rolled a random image posted at comment #69 by LSone at Seriously ** <mfw

Also, I wanna roll a picture, or see someone roll a picture I rolled.
#15 - flyingorange (11/30/2011) [-]
**flyingorange rolled a random image posted at comment #506092 by WizardOfTheLawl at My Little Pony ** < mfw
#11 - kss (11/30/2011) [-]
**kss rolled a random image posted at comment #20 by anonymous at Am i wrong? ** >mfw
User avatar #9 - sketchE (11/30/2011) [-]
very high
#4 - i would provide links, but i dont think that i can fit them al… 11/29/2011 on Mind Fuck 0
#2 - thats why i stick to comments you can never go wrong with c… 11/29/2011 on The truth 0
#3 - there is a trail of feels sending you to the front page 11/29/2011 on Spare a feel FJ. +1
#847 - Picture 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. +2
#838 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** using a mouse pad  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. 0
#847 - Parasitist (11/28/2011) [-]
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on MS Paint +137
User avatar #564 - datpotato (11/29/2011) [-]
later
#29 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** i draw what i roll, usi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2011 on MS Paint +42
#31 - Parasitist (11/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #564 - datpotato (11/29/2011) [-]
later
#4 - its for the funnyjunk store that was promised centuries ago 11/28/2011 on FJ Points +6
#23 - might not want to know but i absolutely refuse to take a … 11/27/2011 on Sitting in class +7

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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