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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/23/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3040 total,  3838 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:3678
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#19 - Malfoy: AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM! 09/05/2010 on Oh snap +36
#52 - wut? when the first to people run by, the wall is blank, but w… 09/05/2010 on lol wut? 0
#2660 - i did a blowjob to a drug dealer because I have perfect Abs....? 09/05/2010 on Make a sentence 0
#46 - so whats all the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-SSSSSSSSSSSS about?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2010 on Another reason to quit smoking +2
User avatar #55 - SamuelElJackson (08/30/2010) [-]
OH.
#57 - SamuelElJackson (08/30/2010) [-]
#185 - so what this anon is saying is that nothing on FJ is funny, an… 08/28/2010 on Demotivational Compilation 2 0
#2 - that is funny, but just to tell you, that kid have a terminal … 08/26/2010 on my father +1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2010 on Das Cool -14
#17 - jjholt (08/27/2010) [-]
trololo
#6 - THE MAN LIES LOOK AT HIS FEET o.0  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2010 on cool perspective trick -1
User avatar #8 - AcidFlux (08/26/2010) [-]
Yes, he obviously had to step away to move his tripod for his camera, and didn't put his feet back exactly where they were before. Doesn't mean it's a lie, you douche.
#9 - actually, i noticed the text first, then i looked up to see wh… 08/26/2010 on You Know You're a Nerd +3
#14 - strawman= scarecrow ( wants to debate or some crap/ have a hea… 08/26/2010 on The internet comic (part 1) 0
#26 - lol, i saw that clip in a movie i saw a few years ago in schoo… 08/26/2010 on This dude is packing 0
#20 - its a shame she can't make any cuz YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2010 on Pancakes. +1
User avatar #23 - NateTheGrate (08/26/2010) [-]
actually i had pancakes this morning. i had blueberry syrup with them. i miss those pancakes.... v.v
#6 - what comment 1 and 2 said 08/26/2010 on SO TRUE. -1
#3 - in the movie Pulp fiction, all the clocks are stuck at 4:20 :) 08/26/2010 on Pulp Fiction guitar, pencils. +1
#32 - whats worst than ten babies stapled to one tree? one ba… 08/23/2010 on Mean Jokes PART 3 +2
#3 - **Parasitist rolls 9** ooops 08/16/2010 on Baby Slippers +1
#1 - neggative i thumb down, positive i thumb up  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2010 on Baby Slippers +1
User avatar #3 - Parasitist (08/16/2010) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 9** ooops

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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