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Parasitist    

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#17 - fixed (mspaint deal with it)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2012 on Just keep diggin! +40
#42 - benlawrie (01/30/2012) [-]
#5 - i have the sneak perk that makes you not trigger traps, but th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2012 on Skyrim +2
User avatar #17 - popkornking (01/30/2012) [-]
Thats why I never use followers, I'M A LOOOONE WOLF
User avatar #9 - monroehoe (01/30/2012) [-]
I know that feels, bro :(
#1 - fixed  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2012 on Two front teeth +1
User avatar #2 - timefliestuesday (01/29/2012) [-]
You sir won the internet
#20 - i like the textures, it reminds me of amnesia 01/28/2012 on SkyrimPonyTime 0
#28 - lol the legend has green instead of blue 01/28/2012 on Im Color Blind 0
#85 - best super power ever: the ability to turn invisible when noth…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2012 on Just A Plane Comic 2 +5
User avatar #86 - jinjo (01/25/2012) [-]
Mystery Men <3
#121 - **Parasitist rolls 34** my ms paint skills are off the c… 01/19/2012 on Gang members +15
#204 - Comment deleted 01/16/2012 on buying music +6
#552 - i remember that episode charmander had evolved a few epis…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2012 on resist your tears ! +1
User avatar #685 - jokeface (01/16/2012) [-]
there was an error when the episodes got transferred to America
#7953 - i have to say, this me me lol  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #7973 - yeddie (01/16/2012) [-]
haha i busted out laughing when I read that too
User avatar #7956 - Banerang (01/16/2012) [-]
Sucks bro
#29 - he wrote that its just a comp of retoast s, which doesnt make… 01/15/2012 on Comicomp 0
#84 - its funny because ive had this favorited since last october f… 01/15/2012 on AWSOME CHILI 0
#489 - im pretty sure cauliflower are not green 01/05/2012 on Awesome Microscopic World 0
#51 - only negative comment i can give is that you just reposted... …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on Big Deadpool Collection 0
User avatar #82 - numfortytwo (12/30/2011) [-]
no this has not for all I know. my last post got like 30 thumbs maybe
#126 - Picture 12/30/2011 on Remove 1st Letter = Profit +1
#125 - **Parasitist rolls 30**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on Remove 1st Letter = Profit +2
#126 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#123 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Remove 1st Letter = Profit +2
#125 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 30**
#126 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#122 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Remove 1st Letter = Profit +2
#123 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#125 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 30**
#126 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#121 - **Parasitist rolls 80**  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Remove 1st Letter = Profit +3
#122 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#123 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#125 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 30**
#126 - Parasitist (12/30/2011) [-]
#83 - when i was in 9 or 10th grade there was this feminist girl who…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2011 on Failure of Feminism +6
#85 - anonymous (12/29/2011) [-]
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After reading this I have come to the conclusion that we need more feminists!
#12 - you have a fear of dolls, yet you have a gif of a doll crying? 12/25/2011 on Spooky manga 3 +3
#67 - k?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2011 on Pkmn's Dark Side 4 0
User avatar #68 - tjmccarthy (12/25/2011) [-]
Its actually from the pokedex entree in FireRed.

#15 - oh, and you if you really want me to 12/16/2011 on Sexism -2
#14 - i love me too :)  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2011 on Sexism -2
#17 - cjsixtyseven (12/16/2011) [-]
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#16 - cjsixtyseven Comment deleted by Parasitist
#12 - god dammit stop it, you keep making me get happy for a second  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2011 on Sexism -3
#13 - cjsixtyseven (12/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #15 - Parasitist (12/16/2011) [-]
oh, and you if you really want me to
User avatar #14 - Parasitist (12/16/2011) [-]
i love me too :)
#17 - cjsixtyseven (12/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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