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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3041 total,  3839 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:10643
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
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#2 - no wonder pedophiles keep losing their kittens, they have way too many 11/20/2010 on hot date +6
#10 - Picture 11/20/2010 on Philosoraptor 0
#11 - notalwaysright dot com 11/20/2010 on Not always right 0
#19 - there are 3 types of people, those who can count, and those who can't 11/20/2010 on Anons 0
#72 - Brittany's mother did  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2010 on Massive Facepalm +19
#126 - XRevelationX has deleted their comment.
#9 - i just yawned 11/19/2010 on Sweet 0
#15 - its part of the joke, theres no 'b' on the keyboard  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2010 on The new Macnook 0
User avatar #16 - tharper (11/19/2010) [-]
I know that
#4 - WHAT A TWIST 11/19/2010 on smart boy is smart. +3
#9 - anyone who wears these must use a mac then 11/19/2010 on Apple Mouse +14
#16 - i win 11/19/2010 on You Laugh You Lose -1
#27 - lol look at your third tab: 'big booty bitches' 11/19/2010 on Most Sausages Swallowed 0
#25 - This is Halloween! 11/19/2010 on Massive Facepalm +8
#12 - Picture 11/19/2010 on Where's Waldo? +3
#1 - ... wat? 11/17/2010 on Has anyone. . . 0
#3 - thank you 11/17/2010 on Life Lesson +2
#1 - where do people find all these? I want the source  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Life Lesson +2
User avatar #2 - XXXpenguins (11/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #3 - Parasitist (11/17/2010) [-]
thank you
#26 - i thumbed mainly because you're description made me lol 11/17/2010 on Fat kid gets OWNED +1
#31 - i find it's funny that this is a repost itself 11/17/2010 on People who hate repost hate... +2
#2 - I saw dave days, shane dawson, and mystery guitar man, those a… 11/17/2010 on Made me cry 0
#28 - I lost my left arm as a child 11/17/2010 on YOUR FUCKING FINGER 0
#27 - Comment deleted 11/17/2010 on YOUR FUCKING FINGER 0
#5 - made thi sabout 2 months ago  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2010 on Pokemon fusion comp 33 +1
#23 - Jombu has deleted their comment.
#10 - me too 11/17/2010 on Discover your Favorite Movie +1
#7 - yeah, sorry it is a repost 11/17/2010 on an ordinary twist +2
#6 - the guy TWISTED the jar open  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2010 on an ordinary twist +11
#15 - mr skeltal (11/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #8 - JonnyG (11/17/2010) [-]
WOW

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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