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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#45 - After I read hoo-haa, i assumed this was a 6-7 year old kid ta… 03/13/2012 on Doctor 0
#212 - My plan at the start of the apocalypse is to move to an island… 03/12/2012 on Half my school 0
#33 - made this myself eariler today, and have finally found a use f… 03/08/2012 on Everywhere I turn +2
#2892362 - wait, so you have the power to change your image? 03/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5 - and apparently i forgot to close fj 02/29/2012 on Parasitist's profile 0
#14 - never mind a gun, takes scissors chop off the shit strings… 02/28/2012 on everytime +2
#2 - ok i jsut saw that good feeling when you poop s latest post, … 02/20/2012 on Meanwhile in japan 0
#1 - i dont even... 02/20/2012 on Meanwhile in japan 0
#94 - dat spelling 02/20/2012 on FORVER ALONE +14
#247 - well apparently they do the a lot imports and exports  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on just saiyan 0
User avatar #269 - vulcanvulcan (02/18/2012) [-]
Not to but in or anything but is leading economical country do you mean the the USD is the safest currency at the moment?
#194 - The reason the US still uses imperial measurements is because …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2012 on just saiyan +1
#210 - szymqers (02/18/2012) [-]
>>Did you mean "Leading in debts"?
#195 - hurrdurrpurn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #247 - Parasitist (02/18/2012) [-]
well apparently they do the a lot imports and exports
User avatar #269 - vulcanvulcan (02/18/2012) [-]
Not to but in or anything but is leading economical country do you mean the the USD is the safest currency at the moment?
#84 - 0:24 a puppy walking into the stool 02/17/2012 on Adorable Puppy Stampede +8
#335 - what the fuck are the french doing with explosives? 02/17/2012 on Epic Underwater Explosion +2
#234 - Picture 02/17/2012 on Compilation +1
#361 - should have used a cure disease potion  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2012 on Nord OC +20
#398 - Insomniacs (02/14/2012) [-]
#372 - Spectricity (02/14/2012) [-]
#18 - im not even a bronie, and i noticed a flaw, theres no cutie ma… 02/09/2012 on O lord +15
#19 - fuck pretty much the same god damn thing happened to me the ot… 02/09/2012 on Meemees +4
#3 - your message makes me think that you double checked the conten… 02/09/2012 on Rule 34 At Its Finest +3
#18 - honestly, how the hell do you rip through swim shorts with suc…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2012 on Raping FJ 0
#43 - neoexdeath (02/08/2012) [-]
Well claws help, but practice really makes perfect here.
#18 - if you boil the cork, you can put it in with ease 02/08/2012 on As an alcoholic, I approve. 0
#451 - I have a tard story, so gather `round when i was in highsc…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2012 on Get out of fight free card +11
User avatar #473 - airmax (02/01/2012) [-]
it was the shittiest day of your life.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
#8047 - makeit 49 welcome back  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #8049 - SonicTeam (02/01/2012) [-]
Thanks alot Parasitist. You have no idea how much hell this has caused me. I kept a daily record on my facebook on my ban. I think I should make a joke about it.
#8045 - so, how many comments have you received about you being gone/c…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #8046 - SonicTeam (02/01/2012) [-]
About 48.
User avatar #8047 - Parasitist (02/01/2012) [-]
makeit 49
welcome back
User avatar #8049 - SonicTeam (02/01/2012) [-]
Thanks alot Parasitist. You have no idea how much hell this has caused me. I kept a daily record on my facebook on my ban. I think I should make a joke about it.
#1 - this made me chuckle, which is more than most things on the fr… 01/30/2012 on Yes , funny ! -2
#7 - well what did jew expect? 01/30/2012 on Cute Name +12

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE NIGGER FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a fucking spoon too
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