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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#36 - well there was a roughly 6 year old girl on /b/ and she had a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2012 on Brony Babysitter +4
User avatar #51 - technotronics (03/25/2012) [-]
instant hero.
#18 - lol i remember that thread being shown on fj  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Brony Babysitter +2
User avatar #34 - technotronics (03/24/2012) [-]
mind clueing me in, im not sure wtf thats a joke of.
User avatar #36 - Parasitist (03/24/2012) [-]
well there was a roughly 6 year old girl on /b/ and she had a time stamp and a note in the picture, and it said trips decides what i show, and what i do. The anon that got trips said show your bellybutton, and go to sleep
User avatar #51 - technotronics (03/25/2012) [-]
instant hero.
#23 - usepropergrammar has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - Parasitist (03/25/2012) [-]
i dont even
#8 - In 7th grade, I had a class called ERC (ethics and religious c… 03/23/2012 on Yup +1
#28 - *rage faces* 03/21/2012 on Jobs memes would have +2
#12 - Pocahontas 03/20/2012 on Homeboy... +1
#4 - why? 03/20/2012 on cat.rar 0
#18 - the reason why they said lvl 4 is because that indicates that …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2012 on I see what you did there 0
User avatar #20 - jokeface (03/20/2012) [-]
see above: i dont count those as legit Metapods. there's no honor in catching an evolved Pokemon if its basic form is available in the wild. especially in the same patch of grass
#19 - jokeface has deleted their comment.
#2 - this is so fucking old, but still creeps the shit out of me 03/19/2012 on Sheep 0
#58 - 1 how is it copyright? 2 there are also combos with differ… 03/19/2012 on Wait, wat 0
#48 - several things ive noted on this 1. i see that file name o…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wait, wat +2
#56 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
1. That's probably because it is a copyright?
2. Of course it samefag. That the whole point off combos.
3. Where did he mess up
4. And that's what this post makees special

Fucking tard
User avatar #58 - Parasitist (03/19/2012) [-]
1 how is it copyright?
2 there are also combos with different people
3 he didnt put #10
4 yeah not much to say about this line because we both agree on it
#4 - what else is it supposed to fucking do?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2012 on I see what you did there +3
User avatar #16 - jokeface (03/20/2012) [-]
Tackle and String Shot
User avatar #18 - Parasitist (03/20/2012) [-]
the reason why they said lvl 4 is because that indicates that it wasnt caught as a caterpie, but caught as a metapod
User avatar #20 - jokeface (03/20/2012) [-]
see above: i dont count those as legit Metapods. there's no honor in catching an evolved Pokemon if its basic form is available in the wild. especially in the same patch of grass
#19 - jokeface has deleted their comment.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
What if you use all it's harden? It'll have to Struggle. Struggle does damage. The fucker should be able to tackle or some shit.
#72 - **Parasitist rolls 91** People, I need your help. The ot… 03/19/2012 on Technology Inspired Duck Paint +5
#1 - Comment deleted 03/17/2012 on How it feels puting... 0
#45 - i guess what i dont understand the most is when i went off… 03/17/2012 on Eminem 0
#43 - did mine say fuck nigger? and the other guys didnt  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Eminem 0
User avatar #44 - kikkilinu (03/17/2012) [-]
I just said you make it seem like so, that's all.

Maybe it's the way I said my joke.
User avatar #45 - Parasitist (03/17/2012) [-]
i guess
what i dont understand the most is when i went offline before, it was at +5, and suddenly it plummeted
#41 - 2 people make the same kind of joke, and you get 30 thumbs, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Eminem 0
User avatar #42 - kikkilinu (03/17/2012) [-]
You make it seem like I said, "Music is like candy. Fuck niggers."
User avatar #43 - Parasitist (03/17/2012) [-]
did mine say fuck nigger?
and the other guys didnt
User avatar #44 - kikkilinu (03/17/2012) [-]
I just said you make it seem like so, that's all.

Maybe it's the way I said my joke.
User avatar #45 - Parasitist (03/17/2012) [-]
i guess
what i dont understand the most is when i went offline before, it was at +5, and suddenly it plummeted
#4 - you cant spell crap without rap  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on Eminem -30
User avatar #9 - aratedchris (03/17/2012) [-]
So, you can't spell pop without op
#1 - BRILLIANT.jpg 03/15/2012 on lolwut +1
#7 - wouldnt he realize as he was holding the toilet paper that the… 03/14/2012 on Hook Hand +3
#21 - god dammit this made me realize that thats why it would lo… 03/14/2012 on Prison 0
#13 - **Parasitist rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on I wanna play a game +1
User avatar #16 - vicsix (03/14/2012) [-]
Least you did it. I'm to pussy to even do it.
#11 - free will... i think  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on free wheel -1
User avatar #12 - pandation (03/14/2012) [-]
Oh wow I think you're right...that just made this content that much sadder
#135 - dammit i should read the comments before i post one of my own.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on You want, You win 0
#139 - burke (03/14/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah tf2!
#134 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2012 on You want, You win 0
User avatar #135 - Parasitist (03/14/2012) [-]
dammit i should read the comments before i post one of my own... at least 3 other people posted the shortstop
#139 - burke (03/14/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah tf2!
#29 - you cant spell crap without rap 03/13/2012 on Rap 0

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE NIGGER FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a fucking spoon too
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