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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3040 total,  3838 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
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#48 - Picture 02/11/2011 on Everyone who posts here... +3
#16 - i knew it right away at the 'UP' part, it was just too weird 02/11/2011 on Omegle "Master Troll" :... 0
#115 - and the horse with shit bullets 02/11/2011 on Old Spice can turn women... +2
#1 - what does the green button do? 02/11/2011 on bubble wrap -1
#6 - he gif is awesome... but i have to say that its only Feb, ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on Suddenly Jesus -2
User avatar #206 - camPOOFeron (02/14/2011) [-]
i would like you to know that i did not thumb your comment down. i dont know why you recieved two red thumbs. i thumbed you up actually.
User avatar #207 - Parasitist (02/14/2011) [-]
thank you
#9 - Picture 02/11/2011 on Real life memes +6
#15 - a lot of handjob movement... 02/11/2011 on Amazing Dnb beatbox +2
#10 - sneaky sneaky... 02/11/2011 on how does that happen? +1
#3 - Comment deleted 02/11/2011 on Freaky The Scary Snowman 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2011 on see were nice +1
#5 - Audra (02/10/2011) [-]
#118 - where's the repost ticket? 02/10/2011 on Front Page Tickets +4
#1109 - your back! 02/09/2011 on DaveMasteR's profile 0
#1 - Picture 02/09/2011 on Fuckin Mormons +1
#1 - this doesn't make any sense 02/09/2011 on Forever Alone IRL +1
#3 - no one better say door hinge, cuz thats fucking retarted 02/09/2011 on Orange is Sad +1
#1 - you're over doing it  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2011 on Stereotypical Black Father... +5
#3 - anonymous (02/09/2011) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny actually.
#7 - xsilentstevenx has deleted their comment.
#8 - anonymous (02/09/2011) [-]
I just do things that entertain me personally and don't give a shit about what the nigger faggots on funnyjunk think.
#10 - xsilentstevenx has deleted their comment.
#7 - I thought i told you to keep that quiet!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2011 on Asshole customer compilation +5
#8 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Hey, what's going on here?
User avatar #9 - bagvka (02/09/2011) [-]
screencapped
User avatar #33 - jacencaedus (02/09/2011) [-]
Screw screencapped +Fav
#5 - I knew i shouldn't have installed that computer into your Arwing  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2011 on Asshole customer compilation +6
User avatar #6 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Eheh... You see... I was ermm... Well, Fox can handle himself! Besides, Peppy's always jacking it in his ship!
#7 - Parasitist (02/09/2011) [-]
I thought i told you to keep that quiet!
#8 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Hey, what's going on here?
User avatar #9 - bagvka (02/09/2011) [-]
screencapped
User avatar #33 - jacencaedus (02/09/2011) [-]
Screw screencapped +Fav
#11 - excalibur is so fucking annoying 02/09/2011 on Songs in Real Life +4
#3 - is this what you were 'busy' doing while i was fighting Andros…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2011 on Asshole customer compilation +6
User avatar #4 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Uhh... Fox... I can explain!
#5 - Parasitist (02/09/2011) [-]
I knew i shouldn't have installed that computer into your Arwing
User avatar #6 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Eheh... You see... I was ermm... Well, Fox can handle himself! Besides, Peppy's always jacking it in his ship!
#7 - Parasitist (02/09/2011) [-]
I thought i told you to keep that quiet!
#8 - AmazingRedStuff (02/09/2011) [-]
Hey, what's going on here?
User avatar #9 - bagvka (02/09/2011) [-]
screencapped
User avatar #33 - jacencaedus (02/09/2011) [-]
Screw screencapped +Fav
#40 - just click the link, maybe its someone you know  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on troll him please +1
#41 - SpectralSpon (02/09/2011) [-]
lol!
#16 - wow... already 13 thumbs in only 12 minutes, a new record for me...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2011 on troll him please 0
#17 - copperbullet has deleted their comment.
#8 - Comment deleted 02/08/2011 on troll him please 0
#4 - I don't like white space 02/08/2011 on Science Expieriment. 0
#1 - its kind of hard to do a push up with your dick when it won't … 02/08/2011 on Meathead Dad (episode 1) +2

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE NIGGER FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a fucking spoon too
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