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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#9 - what is this war about? 05/23/2011 on POKEMON 0
#10 - what is this war about?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2011 on FunnyJunk war on Reddit 3 -4
User avatar #11 - Parasitist (05/23/2011) [-]
why am i getting thumbs down for asking a simple question?
#21 - two 05/22/2011 on Page 69 +2
#5 - i didnt think of that... 05/22/2011 on control your bitch -1
#3 - im saying that bitches are impossible to understand....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2011 on control your bitch +1
User avatar #4 - zkeepere (05/22/2011) [-]
Then y u no say book must be fiction?
#6 - tvfreak has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Parasitist (05/22/2011) [-]
i didnt think of that...
#1 - the book is probably writen in an unknown language, no one can…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2011 on control your bitch 0
User avatar #2 - zkeepere (05/22/2011) [-]
The English title and description don't tell you it's English? retard...
User avatar #3 - Parasitist (05/22/2011) [-]
im saying that bitches are impossible to understand....
User avatar #4 - zkeepere (05/22/2011) [-]
Then y u no say book must be fiction?
#6 - tvfreak has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Parasitist (05/22/2011) [-]
i didnt think of that...
#493 - ... the wii came out on my birth day, when i turned 12 05/20/2011 on video game quiz part4 +1
#1 - ...wait.... what is supposed to happen on the 21st?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2011 on MAY 21ST 0
User avatar #2 - flickzz (05/18/2011) [-]
Judgement day.
User avatar #4 - Nightelfbane (05/19/2011) [-]
Can'r wair.
#8 - i was expecting 'le' to be somewhere...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2011 on Oh shit! +8
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#9 - noobscooper has deleted their comment.
#12 - rollex (05/18/2011) [-]
#27 - thunderstruck (05/18/2011) [-]
funny film :D

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#1 - cats actually lift the milk with the back of their tongue, not…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2011 on Milk Gusta 0
#2 - hotboaby (05/17/2011) [-]
#6 - ... if i believe? lol does that make sense?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2011 on NOW GET BACK IN THERE +2
User avatar #13 - zeroshade (05/12/2011) [-]
You are quite correct, an amazing anime it is if I may add.
#5 - thats from an anime called hitman reborn if i believe  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2011 on NOW GET BACK IN THERE +2
User avatar #6 - Parasitist (05/11/2011) [-]
... if i believe?
lol does that make sense?
User avatar #13 - zeroshade (05/12/2011) [-]
You are quite correct, an amazing anime it is if I may add.
#19 - the just for laughs festivals is one of the few reasons im hap… 05/10/2011 on jesus turns water into wine... +1
#1 - amazing 05/07/2011 on Michael French Dancer... 0
#1 - do you see pedo bear?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2011 on My Crib +3
User avatar #3 - cyberclaw (05/09/2011) [-]
took me some time hehe but i see it now ^^

cannot be unseen...
#2 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
yes :O
#1 - ... ive seen this video twice already, 05/07/2011 on Origami +3
#1 - http://www . facebook . com/profile.php?id=0000000000&… 05/06/2011 on Facepalm of the day 0
#1 - lol its kind of funny because i have a chicken farm on MC, and… 05/05/2011 on minecraft +1
#117 - im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
#116 - i dont have a lot of money, i only have a computer, a wii, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #118 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
all my money goes to the following
1.games
2.guns
3.ammo
4.food
5.dog food
6.internetz
7.ROTC
User avatar #117 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months
#114 - i wish i had one...all i have is a dusty wii at least i hav…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #115 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i have no more money... i have an xbox, ps3,wii, comp, game cube, ps2, and labtop..


im a gamer and im proud
User avatar #116 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i dont have a lot of money, i only have a computer, a wii, and a 64
im on my way to being a gamer, and i will soon be proud
User avatar #118 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
all my money goes to the following
1.games
2.guns
3.ammo
4.food
5.dog food
6.internetz
7.ROTC
User avatar #117 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months
#112 - how long is a while? and whats the good news?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #113 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i got an xbox360 :)
User avatar #114 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i wish i had one...all i have is a dusty wii
at least i have my N64, and a computer
User avatar #115 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i have no more money... i have an xbox, ps3,wii, comp, game cube, ps2, and labtop..


im a gamer and im proud
User avatar #116 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i dont have a lot of money, i only have a computer, a wii, and a 64
im on my way to being a gamer, and i will soon be proud
User avatar #118 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
all my money goes to the following
1.games
2.guns
3.ammo
4.food
5.dog food
6.internetz
7.ROTC
User avatar #117 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months
#110 - ... what is it? bad news first  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #111 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
im going to marine bootcamp may 15 and wont be back for a while
User avatar #112 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
how long is a while?
and whats the good news?
User avatar #113 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i got an xbox360 :)
User avatar #114 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i wish i had one...all i have is a dusty wii
at least i have my N64, and a computer
User avatar #115 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i have no more money... i have an xbox, ps3,wii, comp, game cube, ps2, and labtop..


im a gamer and im proud
User avatar #116 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i dont have a lot of money, i only have a computer, a wii, and a 64
im on my way to being a gamer, and i will soon be proud
User avatar #118 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
all my money goes to the following
1.games
2.guns
3.ammo
4.food
5.dog food
6.internetz
7.ROTC
User avatar #117 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months
#108 - just wondering, does anyone go on thew server anymore, when iv…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #109 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
ya, i was on a few day ago..... i have bad news and good news
User avatar #110 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
... what is it?
bad news first
User avatar #111 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
im going to marine bootcamp may 15 and wont be back for a while
User avatar #112 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
how long is a while?
and whats the good news?
User avatar #113 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i got an xbox360 :)
User avatar #114 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i wish i had one...all i have is a dusty wii
at least i have my N64, and a computer
User avatar #115 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
i have no more money... i have an xbox, ps3,wii, comp, game cube, ps2, and labtop..


im a gamer and im proud
User avatar #116 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
i dont have a lot of money, i only have a computer, a wii, and a 64
im on my way to being a gamer, and i will soon be proud
User avatar #118 - Paczilla (05/05/2011) [-]
all my money goes to the following
1.games
2.guns
3.ammo
4.food
5.dog food
6.internetz
7.ROTC
User avatar #117 - Parasitist (05/05/2011) [-]
im actually planing on getting a 360 within the next 2 months
#1 - how do they get the people to bend those ways?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2011 on Minecraft Song (Form this way) 0
User avatar #2 - FezesAreCool (04/29/2011) [-]
Don't know.

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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