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Parasitist

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3041 total,  3839 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:10937
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:3679
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#7 - I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2012 on Parasitist's profile 0
User avatar #8 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE NIGGER FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
#167 - ex. plo. sm. net theres a word filter for everything relat… 04/30/2012 on j h +1
#166 - just go to . net its from cyanide & happiness  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2012 on j h +1
User avatar #167 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
ex. plo. sm. net
theres a word filter for everything related to this due to copyright
#19 - if only while filming the scene he had his arms higher, becaus… 04/27/2012 on suicide 0
#339 - well **** , its Imagnet, i was expecting someone t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2012 on Day at work ~ iMagnet Comic. 0
User avatar #356 - Shadowlordninek (04/12/2012) [-]
No, he became a bigger faggot until we all decided to ban him.
#268 - ok, there are are dozens of sites that others have copied, any… 04/11/2012 on Fuck you +1
#2 - you win a bucket of cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on FJ Guideline +5
User avatar #3 - juggalotank (04/11/2012) [-]
AWESOME! lol
#20 - OH **** THIS REMINDS ME, DR WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO H… 04/10/2012 on Never Let Go. +1
#57 - i was just gonna skip this huge block of text, but then i read… 04/10/2012 on God Tier Tard Story: Neil +8
#4 - this may be a repost, but i still thumbed up because this song… 04/10/2012 on stupid fucking cat 0
#52 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on Boobs on my hand (desc) -1
#137 - we do that in canada, but with mooses meese beavers 04/06/2012 on Self Perspective +2
#960 - im no brony, but i was slightly pleased to know that i would o… 04/06/2012 on So Much Win! 0
#27 - anonymoose, you have been on this website for as long as i can… 04/05/2012 on So you think Human... 0
#38 - i thought they were messed up candles 04/05/2012 on My Creations +4
#178 - ...i somehow didnt read the line mentioning the sisters friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2012 on Alpha as fuck +11
#183 - catsattackagain (04/05/2012) [-]
You've been on /b/ too much
#354 - on tf2 i convinced a little kid to open up his console,andtypi… 04/03/2012 on Girls on april fools day 0
#1 - nice attempt, but ya kind of messed up 04/01/2012 on Content not found 0
#20 - implying that funnyjunk has a collective, bipolar mind  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2012 on Dat Logic +6
User avatar #42 - rzkruspe (04/01/2012) [-]
You so right, dude.
User avatar #43 - rzkruspe (04/01/2012) [-]
Fuck you, i'm not bipolar.
#18 - if he wwere a successful one, then both of them would get thum… 03/31/2012 on Where oh where? +1
#10 - failed thumbwhore is a fail  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Where oh where? +12
User avatar #16 - itachijebest (03/31/2012) [-]
i am not trying to thumbwhore, i just have this kind of ban or what not....i can not post, rate and i can post pictures only as a reply, so i need some random first moment, when i try to do picture comment

User avatar #15 - invasor (03/31/2012) [-]
actually, isn't a fail at all... 39 thumb downs, 62 thumbs up.

23 thumbs up.


User avatar #18 - Parasitist (03/31/2012) [-]
if he wwere a successful one, then both of them would get thumbs up, but thats not the case

#19 - Picture 03/31/2012 on Te Gusta? +1
#56 - Picture 03/31/2012 on Guess Whose? +28
#717 - your roll is somewhat related to this content i like it 03/29/2012 on Israeli +4
#52 - i dont even 03/25/2012 on Brony Babysitter 0

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User avatar #21 - Eralus ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#1 - Paczilla ONLINE (11/26/2011) [-]
#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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