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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:11/15/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#6 - both  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #7 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
im on FJ almost every day lol. just forget to log in sometimes. as for MC i lost interest for awhile when the server got badly griefed again. when i got back into it i ended up making my own server for me and a friend so we could use whatever plugins we liked lol. pretty damn buggy atm though :P
User avatar #8 - Parasitist (07/08/2011) [-]
the server was whitelisted when MC went into 1.6 so im not sure if your whitelisted
User avatar #9 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
sorry took me so long to reply. my comp decided to shit itself. internet went down and i had to fix it -_- anyway yeah im probably not since i think i was on last back in 1.4 or 1.5
#149 - can you get on the server yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #150 - Paczilla (07/08/2011) [-]
nope
User avatar #151 - HyTheTroll (07/21/2011) [-]
HELP THERE SOMEONE NAMED PANCAKESTER AND IM GETTING NOSTALGIA!1 DO YOU KNOW HIM? IS HE FROM OUR SERVER? HELPPP
#4 - i havent seen you in a while  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #5 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
u mean on FJ or the MC server? lol
User avatar #6 - Parasitist (07/08/2011) [-]
both
User avatar #7 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
im on FJ almost every day lol. just forget to log in sometimes. as for MC i lost interest for awhile when the server got badly griefed again. when i got back into it i ended up making my own server for me and a friend so we could use whatever plugins we liked lol. pretty damn buggy atm though :P
User avatar #8 - Parasitist (07/08/2011) [-]
the server was whitelisted when MC went into 1.6 so im not sure if your whitelisted
User avatar #9 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
sorry took me so long to reply. my comp decided to shit itself. internet went down and i had to fix it -_- anyway yeah im probably not since i think i was on last back in 1.4 or 1.5
#5 - you used pretty much all the memes wrong... and even if you di… 07/07/2011 on Julian and Xbox VS Mom 0
#329 - so what does that message mean? 07/06/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#328 - im getting the message: internal exception: SocketTimeoutE…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #330 - savvylikescomics (07/06/2011) [-]
I'll see what I can do
#326 - why cant i get on the server :(  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #327 - savvylikescomics (07/06/2011) [-]
What message you getting?
User avatar #329 - Parasitist (07/06/2011) [-]
so what does that message mean?
User avatar #328 - Parasitist (07/06/2011) [-]
im getting the message:
internal exception: Java.net. SocketTimeoutException: read timed out
User avatar #330 - savvylikescomics (07/06/2011) [-]
I'll see what I can do
#8 - when i first saw the ad for taken, i thought he said skittles … 07/06/2011 on The Liam Neeson Checklist +4
#490 - in the toaster, or in some onther place that heats up 07/06/2011 on Man on a mission 0
#101 - i know, thats why i got it 07/05/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
#99 - theres a chance i might be getting it back tonight though, als…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
User avatar #100 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
lol its free now :D
User avatar #101 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
i know, thats why i got it
#97 - i cant, my gaming computer has no internet  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
User avatar #98 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
damn
User avatar #99 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
theres a chance i might be getting it back tonight though, also two days before i lost the internet, i got team fortress 2, and its taunting me
User avatar #100 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
lol its free now :D
User avatar #101 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
i know, thats why i got it
#146 - i cant get on 07/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
#145 - k im gonna try to play on my laptop  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #147 - Paczilla (07/05/2011) [-]
somethings wrong with the server
User avatar #148 - Achcer (07/05/2011) [-]
Epic dosent know whats wrong with the server either so im not sure well be on for awhile
#143 - is the server updated to 1.7?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
User avatar #144 - Paczilla (07/05/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #146 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
i cant get on
User avatar #145 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
k im gonna try to play on my laptop
User avatar #147 - Paczilla (07/05/2011) [-]
somethings wrong with the server
User avatar #148 - Achcer (07/05/2011) [-]
Epic dosent know whats wrong with the server either so im not sure well be on for awhile
#6 - look at the title of the message you sent me lol 07/05/2011 on comp of random 0
#16 - where i live, the swords dont exist, instead everyone here use… 07/05/2011 on Gladiators -1
#95 - i miss the server :(  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
User avatar #96 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
u should get on it?

User avatar #97 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
i cant, my gaming computer has no internet
User avatar #98 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
damn
User avatar #99 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
theres a chance i might be getting it back tonight though, also two days before i lost the internet, i got team fortress 2, and its taunting me
User avatar #100 - HyTheTroll (07/05/2011) [-]
lol its free now :D
User avatar #101 - Parasitist (07/05/2011) [-]
i know, thats why i got it
#84 - i was thinking about a book i had read a while ago, where this…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2011 on random comp. +1
User avatar #90 - fmlman (07/04/2011) [-]
yea, i read and watched a series of unfortunate events too!!
#82 - in the comic of 'my girlfriend is not crazy' if you look in…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2011 on random comp. +1
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User avatar #83 - deaditink (07/04/2011) [-]
lol didnt even notice that. did it just pop out to u?
User avatar #84 - Parasitist (07/04/2011) [-]
i was thinking about a book i had read a while ago, where this person left a suicide note, and that person was pretty much a IRL grammar Nazi, but there were spelling mistakes in the letter, and if you wrote down all the letters, it spelt where she was actually hidding, because when was forced to write the note, just like that man
User avatar #90 - fmlman (07/04/2011) [-]
yea, i read and watched a series of unfortunate events too!!
#182 - i know, but only the cheese curds ones are the real ones yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2011 on This Has To Be Intentional 0
User avatar #183 - Kiecool (07/04/2011) [-]
ok thats pretty bad the french have their poutine let the itallians cook their pizza
#19 - oh... i know that rhyme thing, but i always thought it was che… 07/02/2011 on Dirty Joke Comp 10! FINAL! 0
#4 - ... am i missing something with the cinderella joke?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Dirty Joke Comp 10! FINAL! +2
User avatar #14 - darkfuzion (07/02/2011) [-]
Peter,Peter Pumkin eater
User avatar #19 - Parasitist (07/02/2011) [-]
oh... i know that rhyme thing, but i always thought it was cheater cheater pumpkin eater
#89 - for me it does... and i checked to see if it was me who faved … 07/01/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
#4 - ... at the top you wrote why its getting popular to post these…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2011 on AVATAR COMP 0
User avatar #5 - darkkun (06/30/2011) [-]
I kinda needed something to fill the blank space...So...Yeah. *_*"

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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