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#462 - thank you for your time 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#17 - there was an episode where you see ted wife's foot, but thats …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on How i met your mother 0
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#172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2011) [-]
That most definitely is the wife. The girl he's dating describes her roommate to Ted and he narrates, "That was the first description I ever heard of my wife." Or something to that extent.
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#460 - the peopel that should be oped would be achcer, pac, tour, … 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#459 - ah, ok finally, #2 deoped i think that there should be a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#457 - well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#455 - ok 4. new people might as well do this now the newer …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#453 - what do u mean by work? as in needed repairs? barely any…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#464 - ReptarMuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #454 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Whitelist = removed, but from now on I want you to take matters into your own hands, if there's a griefer, ban, simple as.
User avatar #455 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ok
4. new people
might as well do this now
the newer people started bitching ever since the tnt accidentally did some minor damgage, saying we destroyed the town, so tour, achcer, and i decided to move, and we only go to the spawn when we die, and the new people keep bitching about how we did stuff, and they're hearing tnt explosions, but thats coming from our destruction zone, where we can freely use wands
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#451 - 1. ban of achcer and possibly others first off i want to kn…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #452 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Just tell me, how much work is there on the server at the moment?
User avatar #453 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
what do u mean by work?
as in needed repairs?
barely any
the only damage that happened was when we blew up reptars tower because he was banned, and it wasnt needed anymore, and some of the tnt rebounded, but that was mostly fixed
#464 - ReptarMuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #454 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Whitelist = removed, but from now on I want you to take matters into your own hands, if there's a griefer, ban, simple as.
User avatar #455 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ok
4. new people
might as well do this now
the newer people started bitching ever since the tnt accidentally did some minor damgage, saying we destroyed the town, so tour, achcer, and i decided to move, and we only go to the spawn when we die, and the new people keep bitching about how we did stuff, and they're hearing tnt explosions, but thats coming from our destruction zone, where we can freely use wands
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#449 - 3. wands wands are one of the bigger parts of the server pr…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #450 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Gone, next.
User avatar #451 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
1. ban of achcer and possibly others
first off i want to know why they were banned
User avatar #452 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Just tell me, how much work is there on the server at the moment?
User avatar #453 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
what do u mean by work?
as in needed repairs?
barely any
the only damage that happened was when we blew up reptars tower because he was banned, and it wasnt needed anymore, and some of the tnt rebounded, but that was mostly fixed
#464 - ReptarMuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #454 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Whitelist = removed, but from now on I want you to take matters into your own hands, if there's a griefer, ban, simple as.
User avatar #455 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ok
4. new people
might as well do this now
the newer people started bitching ever since the tnt accidentally did some minor damgage, saying we destroyed the town, so tour, achcer, and i decided to move, and we only go to the spawn when we die, and the new people keep bitching about how we did stuff, and they're hearing tnt explosions, but thats coming from our destruction zone, where we can freely use wands
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#447 - 1. the ban of achcer, and possibly others 2. being deoped …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #448 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Surprise me
User avatar #449 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
3. wands
wands are one of the bigger parts of the server problems
they are too tempting to use, all they cause is destruction
i think that the server would be more at peace if the wands were removed
User avatar #450 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Gone, next.
User avatar #451 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
1. ban of achcer and possibly others
first off i want to know why they were banned
User avatar #452 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Just tell me, how much work is there on the server at the moment?
User avatar #453 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
what do u mean by work?
as in needed repairs?
barely any
the only damage that happened was when we blew up reptars tower because he was banned, and it wasnt needed anymore, and some of the tnt rebounded, but that was mostly fixed
#464 - ReptarMuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #454 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Whitelist = removed, but from now on I want you to take matters into your own hands, if there's a griefer, ban, simple as.
User avatar #455 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ok
4. new people
might as well do this now
the newer people started bitching ever since the tnt accidentally did some minor damgage, saying we destroyed the town, so tour, achcer, and i decided to move, and we only go to the spawn when we die, and the new people keep bitching about how we did stuff, and they're hearing tnt explosions, but thats coming from our destruction zone, where we can freely use wands
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#445 - herro im here to talk about a certain MC issue, well severa…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/27/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #446 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Ok shoot
User avatar #447 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
1. the ban of achcer, and possibly others
2. being deoped
3. wands
4. all the random new people
choose which one you want to start with
User avatar #448 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Surprise me
User avatar #449 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
3. wands
wands are one of the bigger parts of the server problems
they are too tempting to use, all they cause is destruction
i think that the server would be more at peace if the wands were removed
User avatar #450 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Gone, next.
User avatar #451 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
1. ban of achcer and possibly others
first off i want to know why they were banned
User avatar #452 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Just tell me, how much work is there on the server at the moment?
User avatar #453 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
what do u mean by work?
as in needed repairs?
barely any
the only damage that happened was when we blew up reptars tower because he was banned, and it wasnt needed anymore, and some of the tnt rebounded, but that was mostly fixed
#464 - ReptarMuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #454 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Whitelist = removed, but from now on I want you to take matters into your own hands, if there's a griefer, ban, simple as.
User avatar #455 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ok
4. new people
might as well do this now
the newer people started bitching ever since the tnt accidentally did some minor damgage, saying we destroyed the town, so tour, achcer, and i decided to move, and we only go to the spawn when we die, and the new people keep bitching about how we did stuff, and they're hearing tnt explosions, but thats coming from our destruction zone, where we can freely use wands
User avatar #456 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
So whatcha want me to do about it?
User avatar #457 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
well thats the reason why achcer is banned, and i want you to unban him
User avatar #458 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
He was stopped by the whitelist which is now taken away
User avatar #460 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
the peopel that should be oped would be
achcer, pac, tour, you, herbe, weasel, powermen8, hotfuzznarp, you, and me
User avatar #459 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
ah, ok
finally, #2 deoped
i think that there should be an exclusive few that have op powers, so that we know who fucks shit up. when the random people showed up, they had op powers as well, and i think that thats just stupid
User avatar #461 - savvylikescomics (07/27/2011) [-]
Done, now if I hear any more bitching, I'm not gonna do anything about it, you people have the power, you can sort it out yourselfs
User avatar #462 - Parasitist (07/27/2011) [-]
thank you for your time
#70 - when parents are vague about a punishment, it lets you imagina… 07/24/2011 on Mama No! +6
#173 - god dammit, my mom just looked at my screen, frowned, and then… 07/23/2011 on fap ninjas +3
#355 - ok, thank you 07/19/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#353 - have you fixed the server yet, im going to buy a wireless usb …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #354 - savvylikescomics (07/19/2011) [-]
Eh... I'll have another look it in in a little bit, this time has been especially bad in terms of fixing it
User avatar #355 - Parasitist (07/19/2011) [-]
ok, thank you
#92 - can you get on the server yet? i just got a wireless usb ad…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
User avatar #93 - Achcer (07/19/2011) [-]
i cant man...
User avatar #122 - Parasitist (11/11/2011) [-]
look at all the notifications you have!
#1 - all the bible said is that adam and eve were the first... ther… 07/17/2011 on Oh, religion. 0
#33 - take one of my prized possessions... it took me hours to find … 07/17/2011 on This guy +4
#644 - so whats a female brony?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2011 on My little c0ck block (new... +3
#684 - elleohelle (07/17/2011) [-]
Hoenies.
User avatar #647 - JENNAY (07/17/2011) [-]
I just go with brony because I've been told I act like a guy anyway >.>
#667 - scitech (07/17/2011) [-]
Act.. or.. look....
User avatar #707 - JENNAY (07/17/2011) [-]
I feel like it's a healthy combination of both
User avatar #655 - CrushOrange (07/17/2011) [-]
A female brony would be a filly
#665 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2011) [-]
it's official!
#21 - ... my shirt sleeve  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2011 on Best dollar ever spent +2
User avatar #23 - MichalKrin (07/14/2011) [-]
So now you're trying to wipe your shirt sleeve with your other shirt sleeve?
#32 - make them freak out by staring a a wall for a few hours 07/14/2011 on Paranoid Parents Comp +5
#8 - lol, did you make this? and is there more?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2011 on Harry potter 0
User avatar #11 - pissedoffatfj (07/11/2011) [-]
no its not mine
#14 - but dogs dont attack creepers... no matter what 07/09/2011 on If You Play Minecraft +3
#50 - * OH JEW 07/09/2011 on I did nazi that coming +8
#8 - the server was whitelisted when MC went into 1.6 so im not sur…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2011 on Eralus's profile 0
User avatar #9 - Eralus (07/08/2011) [-]
sorry took me so long to reply. my comp decided to shit itself. internet went down and i had to fix it -_- anyway yeah im probably not since i think i was on last back in 1.4 or 1.5

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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