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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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Content Thumbs: 652 total,  897 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 3041 total,  3839 ,  798
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:10668
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:3679
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#366 - I ******* LOVE STARFOX 64  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2011 on Let's see how far we've... +2
User avatar #372 - Ibrapin (08/23/2011) [-]
Unfortunately, none of the images shown displayed Star Fox 64.
#42 - SAW 08/21/2011 on Sprinkler mode activate 0
#118 - wut 08/21/2011 on True dat +9
#136 - 1. I USED THE DOWN ARROW 2. I ******* SAW THAT… 08/21/2011 on funnyjunk +9
#9 - i spent hours finding most of the characters, trying to find J… 08/21/2011 on mrkrill's profile 0
#7 - do i know you?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2011 on mrkrill's profile 0
User avatar #8 - mrkrill (08/21/2011) [-]
No, I just love your avatar. Star Fox 64 FTW!
User avatar #9 - Parasitist (08/21/2011) [-]
i spent hours finding most of the characters, trying to find James Mccloud
inow have fox, falco, peppy, slippy, and bob
#395 - go collect pumpkins before the update, wearing a pumpkin will … 08/19/2011 on Endermen +2
#11 - what a twist 08/19/2011 on Twisted Hero +3
#4 - i saw this in like my first week on FJ, and that was a year ag… 08/18/2011 on How to troll 0
#19 - looks like hes about to explode  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2011 on jizzlectrode +3
User avatar #31 - PartyPanda (08/18/2011) [-]
...in his pants ;D
#665 - 2 new people on the server Chaostheory666, and kenny something…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
User avatar #666 - savvylikescomics (08/18/2011) [-]
A'ight thanks for the info
#24 - dparasite eh?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2011 on This is why I love FunnyJunk. +1
#34 - brytonp has deleted their comment.
#2 - ... i put my dick to the screen 08/16/2011 on Touch the rainbow +1
#604 - hi quert , ummm.... total has a new account, its savylikecomi… 08/15/2011 on totalrpg's profile 0
#157 - hey man, i heard u went into a coma, so i came here to tell yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2011 on Paczilla's profile 0
#158 - Paczilla (08/13/2011) [-]
they cant kill me that easy
#5 - thank you anon 08/11/2011 on Hope it works 0
#3 - tell me where these are found  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2011 on Hope it works 0
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2011) [-]
This is Pusheen the cat, the mascot of the "Everything Cute" comics~
They write comics monthly about their adventures and pets, including these adorable gifs.
Just search "Everything cute" and you should find the site, sir ^^
I really hope I help :x
User avatar #5 - Parasitist (08/11/2011) [-]
thank you anon
#3 - that face... 08/11/2011 on Riot Comp +4
#102 - tour u faggot i got back on my comp 4 minutes after you logged… 08/06/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
#25 - you just love that pic dont you 08/05/2011 on Zombie Apocolypse Guide +8
#29 - i was gonna say bitches love the cock, but the dog is a guy...… 08/01/2011 on the big, fat random comp.... +1
#66 - oh dear god what have i done 07/31/2011 on What the fuck +2
#336 - yay for copying the highest rated comment bonus points for … 07/30/2011 on Suicide +17
#23 - wouldnt it be more like this : Achtung: Heute Abend habe ic…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2011 on time travel +6
User avatar #26 - misfitxcreepx (07/29/2011) [-]
No, it shouldn't.
#112 - i cleared your name, and the server will no longer be whitelis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Achcer's profile 0
User avatar #113 - Achcer (07/27/2011) [-]
come back on please
im not an op and im nowhere near the town
User avatar #121 - Parasitist (11/11/2011) [-]
answer me

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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