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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#208 - STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +1
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#204 - this mistake never happened  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +1
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#202 - HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +1
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#185 - **Parasitist rolls 299** USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)  [+] (12 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +7
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#177 - FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME  [+] (14 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +7
#180 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 46** Alright that´s it! Hold still and let me shoot you with my dubs!
#185 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 299**
USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#168 - Hey, dont be so hard on the guy, you should be glad that hes h…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +7
#173 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
Helping in what? Getting his ass kicked by Andrew? Fox is the one who took care of him!
#177 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME
#180 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 46** Alright that´s it! Hold still and let me shoot you with my dubs!
#185 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 299**
USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#157 - HEY CAN I BE PART OF THIS?  [+] (18 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +10
#161 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
No your voice is gay and you´re a terrible pilot.




And I tapped your sister.
#168 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
Hey, dont be so hard on the guy, you should be glad that hes helping with andross
#173 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
Helping in what? Getting his ass kicked by Andrew? Fox is the one who took care of him!
#177 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME
#180 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 46** Alright that´s it! Hold still and let me shoot you with my dubs!
#185 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 299**
USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#154 - DO A BARREL ROLL  [+] (20 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +9
#156 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
64 version: Hey Einstein, I´m on your side!
3DS version: Hey genius, I´m on your side!



It´s not the same!
#157 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
HEY CAN I BE PART OF THIS?
#161 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
No your voice is gay and you´re a terrible pilot.




And I tapped your sister.
#168 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
Hey, dont be so hard on the guy, you should be glad that hes helping with andross
#173 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
Helping in what? Getting his ass kicked by Andrew? Fox is the one who took care of him!
#177 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME
#180 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 46** Alright that´s it! Hold still and let me shoot you with my dubs!
#185 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 299**
USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#149 - Dogs are Loyal and useful, while diamonds do nothing but spark…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/27/2011 on These bitches make me wanna +2
User avatar #152 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
"I see em up ahead, let´s rock and roll!"
#154 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
DO A BARREL ROLL
#156 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
64 version: Hey Einstein, I´m on your side!
3DS version: Hey genius, I´m on your side!



It´s not the same!
#157 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
HEY CAN I BE PART OF THIS?
#161 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
No your voice is gay and you´re a terrible pilot.




And I tapped your sister.
#168 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
Hey, dont be so hard on the guy, you should be glad that hes helping with andross
#173 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
Helping in what? Getting his ass kicked by Andrew? Fox is the one who took care of him!
#177 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME
#180 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 46** Alright that´s it! Hold still and let me shoot you with my dubs!
#185 - Parasitist (09/27/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolls 299**
USE THE BOOST TO GET TRIPS (^)
#201 - deviroux (09/28/2011) [-]
Mos beautiful tread ive ever seen :'3 mostly cos i just recently beat Starfox64 on the N64
User avatar #199 - mrbyobman (09/28/2011) [-]
epic.
#194 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
I can´t shake this guy!
User avatar #202 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
HEY GUYS, I KNOW WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FIGHT, BUT LOOK AT US TALK WHILE LISTENING TO NYAN CAT
#206 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Take the ones behind me Fox!
#204 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
this mistake never happened
#209 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
[big][big]That´s what your parents said when you were born.
#203 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
**drphoenixwright rolls 41** Get your own target Fox!
#208 - Parasitist (09/28/2011) [-]
STARFOX CORNERIA IS IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, ALL OUR VIDEOS ARE FROZEN!
#211 - drphoenixwright (09/28/2011) [-]
Something´s wrong with the G-difuser.
#190 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#186 - drphoenixwright has deleted their comment.
#4 - and i got more thumb s and you so far 09/27/2011 on Korean 0
#2 - NOPE.PNG 09/26/2011 on Korean 0
#1 - lol poor you, 1 thumb up, one thumb down, 274 views  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on Korean 0
User avatar #2 - HyTheTroll (09/25/2011) [-]
Lol , I know.
#64 - enlarge if needed, sorry its so big  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on Autism +7
#69 - clankzappah (09/25/2011) [-]
Wait a minute...
#1778 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** mfw i realize that t… 09/14/2011 on You filthy whore 0
#1773 - god dammit someone tell me what it is, it aint loading for me,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2011 on You filthy whore 0
#1778 - Parasitist (09/14/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolled a random image**
mfw i realize that the small DUDE pic is the image
#1762 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** please dont be a pony  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2011 on You filthy whore 0
User avatar #1773 - Parasitist (09/14/2011) [-]
god dammit someone tell me what it is, it aint loading for me, and ive been waiting for 5 minutes
#1778 - Parasitist (09/14/2011) [-]
**Parasitist rolled a random image**
mfw i realize that the small DUDE pic is the image
#5811 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** 09/14/2011 on Roll Picture, Parents Reaction 0
#9 - lolwut i see what you mean  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2011 on KFC FACTORY 0
User avatar #10 - HyTheTroll (09/02/2011) [-]
I still have the mime skin....in 2011? What? Da fuck?
#100 - only shiny pokemon i ever found was a graveler, first attack i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2011 on Another pokemon comic. +2
#140 - grandterskrasao (09/01/2011) [-]
rofl
#12 - control click the right arrow to go to a new tab to the next c… 08/29/2011 on OC Time Lapse +3
#103 - minecraft 1.8 might be coming out soon, maybe not soon, but wi… 08/25/2011 on HyTheTroll's profile 0
#13 - its just that op removed the logo 08/24/2011 on 10 Ultimate Nerd Insults 0
#8 - it was made by collegehumor  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on 10 Ultimate Nerd Insults 0
#9 - blyoca (08/24/2011) [-]
Okay, good. Thought I was imagining !
User avatar #13 - Parasitist (08/24/2011) [-]
its just that op removed the logo
#704 - icantgetontotheserveranithinkmyspacebarisbroken 08/23/2011 on savvylikescomics's profile 0
#3 - im guessing its rum, for like the drink mixture of rum and coke 08/23/2011 on Random comp 1 0

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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