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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/23/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#8 - i used to wet pennies and put them into an older vending machi… 10/08/2011 on free candy +27
#3 - ... 10/08/2011 on Troll Dad +1
#11 - nice thing to watch at 3 am in the morning, i wikied the movie… 10/08/2011 on say wut? +1
#40 - the only thing that girls and douche bags like that are common… 10/08/2011 on girls girls girls 0
#77 - Comment deleted 10/08/2011 on Ninja. 0
#121 - would that mean we can sue people who repost on this website? 10/07/2011 on Spread The Word ACTA +3
#672 - no, THIS IS HALLOWEEN 10/07/2011 on The story never ends +1
#99 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** i havent rolled an i… 10/05/2011 on Flawless Victory +1
#34 - sounds like that 5 year old mother could have had a use for th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2011 on Random comp of everything +3
#36 - randomanons (10/05/2011) [-]
If you're a pedo and dont care its both.
#11 - being a black male should also be illegal  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2011 on I'm related to an idiot +13
User avatar #58 - MichalKrin (10/03/2011) [-]
It'd be a shame to arrest Morgan Freeman, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie urphy, Samuel L. Jackson, and Wesley Snipes.
#1 - definitely a troll, hes using a computer and internet to post … 10/02/2011 on You're doing it wrong. 0
#215 - i have never seen OPRAH!!!!!! comment before, unless in a co… 10/02/2011 on great people! 0
#157 - russians 10/02/2011 on WTF? +19
#22 - ah that makes sense, cuz i have 8 classes, and 8 blocks, 1 for… 10/01/2011 on Wat? 0
#15 - my school has 4 periods a day every day...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2011 on Wat? 0
User avatar #16 - Wancakes (10/01/2011) [-]
Interesting, mine has a 1-3-5 period day, and a 2-4-6 period day and they just alternate.
#18 - RemNinja (10/01/2011) [-]
Mine, too! Brofist!
#5 - ...why isnt there a period 1, 3, or 5?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/01/2011 on Wat? +1
#17 - kkrriissttiinnee (10/01/2011) [-]
Block schedule means you have classes, but only certain ones, and double the time.

For example on Wednesday or whatever you would have odd classes. Periods 1, 3, and 5. School wouldn't be shortened, for periods would be doubled. Like period 1 would take up its own time and 2nd period . Same with 3 and 5. The same thing happens the next day, but with even numbered classes.
User avatar #22 - Parasitist (10/01/2011) [-]
ah that makes sense, cuz i have 8 classes, and 8 blocks, 1 for each, and then every day i have 4 of those classes in period 1-4 everyday
User avatar #13 - Wancakes (10/01/2011) [-]
There is. At least on my High School
User avatar #15 - Parasitist (10/01/2011) [-]
my school has 4 periods a day every day...
User avatar #16 - Wancakes (10/01/2011) [-]
Interesting, mine has a 1-3-5 period day, and a 2-4-6 period day and they just alternate.
#18 - RemNinja (10/01/2011) [-]
Mine, too! Brofist!
#24 - i heard u won a math debate, you should go outside and yell i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2011 on Joke tells itself. +8
User avatar #196 - wyldstallyns (10/01/2011) [-]
When you chewed that gum, you really masticated it. You should tell your local religious figure that you masticated it.
#7 - watt 10/01/2011 on I'M A FUCKING DEAD MAN! +23
#19 - the kid seems to be good at baiting then, you might even say h…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2011 on Joke tells itself. +81
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#152 - eviction (10/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #23 - wyldstallyns (10/01/2011) [-]
You seem like a good debater, you might even say you're a master at it.
User avatar #24 - Parasitist (10/01/2011) [-]
i heard u won a math debate, you should go outside and yell it to the world, but first, rehearse it, incase you mess up
User avatar #196 - wyldstallyns (10/01/2011) [-]
When you chewed that gum, you really masticated it. You should tell your local religious figure that you masticated it.
#5 - someone say star fox 64? 10/01/2011 on Star Fox 64 +2
#18 - legs are for the weak 10/01/2011 on downs 0
#20 - you know this is an old comic because the youtube vid is rated… 10/01/2011 on you buy what? +3
#85 - ... you annoy me with your *word* 09/30/2011 on I didn't see that coming 0
#13 - just made crosseyed megusta 09/29/2011 on ME GUSTA ALL 0
#13 - Camera-guy stood up way to early. Ruined the whole thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2011 on I didn't see that coming 0
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User avatar #85 - Parasitist (09/30/2011) [-]
... you annoy me with your *word*

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User avatar #21 - Eralus (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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