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Parasitist    

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:British Columbia Canada
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#65 - **Parasitist rolled a random image** will draw what ever …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2011 on I delivered +2
#71 - Parasitist (10/26/2011) [-]
delivered
#5 - only time ive everbeen on tumblr is to watch notch`s updates o… 10/26/2011 on Tumbling +2
#107 - maybe i should have rephrased that ninja are invisible, so …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2011 on Dare to fight ninja? 0
User avatar #111 - Moushi (10/25/2011) [-]
Ah~ I see where you were going with that now XD I think people (Myself included) are mistaking your comment as you being a hardass
#86 - ok wtf, am i missing something? theres a sign on the ground…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2011 on Dare to fight ninja? -1
User avatar #104 - Moushi (10/25/2011) [-]
"some people are really immature to do that in public."
I think you spelled "awesome" wrong.
User avatar #107 - Parasitist (10/25/2011) [-]
maybe i should have rephrased that
ninja are invisible, so i was pretending i couldnt see anything, and that they were just swinging around randomly
User avatar #111 - Moushi (10/25/2011) [-]
Ah~ I see where you were going with that now XD I think people (Myself included) are mistaking your comment as you being a hardass
#3 - .... it takes you longer to realize that you dont have fish th… 10/24/2011 on True +3
#16 - kind of awkward when you and your friend have to blow your coc… 10/24/2011 on Cock fight +6
#21 - wtf, i was expecting the man to be attached to the window and … 10/24/2011 on How was i born 0
#105 - if you check all the comments, they all have a **** … 10/23/2011 on Mother Of God +3
#27 - probably done before but tf2 collect ALL the hats 10/22/2011 on X all the Y Comp 3. 0
#17 - at let me change the subject, i realized what was happening 10/22/2011 on read the whole thing 0
#8 - excluding intro and outro, its 5 10/20/2011 on how to get laid in 5 seconds +1
#33 - the fact that the question was posted one minute before screen… 10/20/2011 on What, the, Fuck +2
#9 - and this only has 20 thumb s because?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2011 on The Lion King 2 Simbas... 0
User avatar #14 - megpoidgumibear (11/26/2013) [-]
okay i doubled it
User avatar #10 - mrawesomegames (10/15/2011) [-]
Because no one loves me.
#1 - that joke was a bit saucy 10/15/2011 on I saw Saw 2 too 0
#8596 - thanks for the help 10/15/2011 on Pokemon for FunnyJunk (desc) +1
#8578 - im trying to download visualboy, but i dont understand …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2011 on Pokemon for FunnyJunk (desc) +1
User avatar #8579 - madbunnnny (10/14/2011) [-]
okay, first download it (in-case you haven't already)
here is a good place to get most roms and emulators: www . coolroms . com (obviously, no spaces)

then (and its been a while since I downloaded an emulator so don't get mad if I make a mistake) unzip it (duh)

then you need some roms to play, again: www . coolroms . com

then you just double-click the icon that looks like a gameboy

a new window will pop up with a few things to click on at the top and the rest is black

at the top, click file, then click Open... or Open Gameboy... either one works

click the rom you downloaded earlier and click Open

then, BABOOM! you can play any gameboy game you want

you can also get emulators for: nintendo 64, gameboy colour, NES and SNES

you can get emulators for playstation and gamecube as-well but that stuff is too advanced for me
User avatar #8596 - Parasitist (10/15/2011) [-]
thanks for the help
#8583 - datsanaspentree has deleted their comment.
User avatar #8586 - madbunnnny (10/14/2011) [-]
can you tell me from where exactly?

from after you press open gameboy?

from after you downloaded it?

ect.?
#68 - wait wut 10/10/2011 on ms paint ftw 0
#67 - wait wut 10/10/2011 on ms paint ftw 0
#138 - the awkward moments when you ask a black kid for a skin colour… 10/10/2011 on a masterpiece +2
#159 - well what do we have here hmmm? you know, and i know bu… 10/09/2011 on Hey Teachers! 0
#1 - wait wut either its fake or he has an amazing female impersonation  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2011 on lolwut 0
User avatar #3 - pongprofessor (10/09/2011) [-]
It's legit.
User avatar #2 - gaynigger (10/09/2011) [-]
he just has a weird talent
#145 - *every 10/08/2011 on epic face 0
#143 - im not even sure what your aiming for when you post this in EV…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2011 on epic face 0
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User avatar #145 - Parasitist (10/08/2011) [-]
*every
#17 - well **** 10/08/2011 on Hey Teachers! 0
#18 - may get red thumb s, but i was more touched by that woman who…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2011 on Manly tears +2
#23 - zsakul (10/08/2011) [-]
The greatness of this video is his slight smile as he hears the sound of his mothers voice and smiles :D

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User avatar #21 - Eralus ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Heya Para, long time

I've finally gotten around to making my own Minecraft server,
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/Minecraft+server/gcrwGtp/
I wanted to see if you want to be a part of it. I could use the help of someone with a little experience running a server.
#20 - Parasitist (06/10/2012) [-]
picture
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (05/07/2012) [-]
I have selected you to see an upcoming content of mine before the world does.
All I ask is your feedback. Your comment will determine its birth.
You have 20 minutes from this comment to accept this offer.
Care to continue?
User avatar #18 to #326 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
watt, i just came back to my computer
and it says 19 minutes ago
User avatar #19 to #327 - Parasitist (05/07/2012) [-]
sure, i gguess
User avatar #6 - Paczilla (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM A GLORIOUS BLUE WALRUS
User avatar #7 to #315 - Parasitist (04/30/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
User avatar #8 to #316 - Paczilla (05/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE
User avatar #9 to #317 - Parasitist (05/03/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER TOOK THE BIRTH CONTROLL PILLZ
User avatar #10 to #318 - Paczilla (05/04/2012) [-]
BUT MY BALLZ WERE SHOT OFF IN NAM
User avatar #11 to #319 - Parasitist (05/04/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOTHER, SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY YOUR LLAMA
User avatar #12 to #320 - Paczilla (05/05/2012) [-]
BUT THE ****** FROM SESAME STREET TOLD ME TO
User avatar #13 to #321 - Parasitist (05/05/2012) [-]
AS LONG AS YOU STOPPED HIM FROM EATING THE PANDA'S CHILDREN
User avatar #14 to #322 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
BUT I EATED OUT A CHINESE GIRL
User avatar #15 to #323 - Parasitist (05/06/2012) [-]
ITS THEY'RE NOT THERE, PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT THEIR USING THE WRONG WORDS
User avatar #16 to #324 - Paczilla (05/06/2012) [-]
COCKS
User avatar #4 - someanon (02/29/2012) [-]
i forgot what i was going to say...
User avatar #5 to #313 - Parasitist (02/29/2012) [-]
and apparently i forgot to close fj

#2 to #310 - Parasitist (11/27/2011) [-]
i have a ******* spoon too
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