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#109 - Sounds just too much like Jane's Addiction.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Google 0
User avatar #114 - xldarkking (08/24/2013) [-]
Thats because it has Jane's Addiction's front man in it
User avatar #115 - PadreRasta (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, i searched about it right after commenting.
#122 - Paint skills off the charts, bro. Could even try tot align the… 08/24/2013 on Chess In Reality 0
#150 - Many porn sites have the "Share" option. I never und… 08/24/2013 on Hacker 0
#685 - I hope there are no Dark Elves spying our conversation...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Damned Skyrim +1
#750 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #688 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
They can suck my wood elf dick if they are lol.
#681 - Getting a Mammoth to stomp the **** out of …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Damned Skyrim +3
User avatar #683 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
I did that as revenge to a giant that killed me for no reason. I felt pretty damn good when that asshole died.
User avatar #685 - PadreRasta (08/24/2013) [-]
I hope there are no Dark Elves spying our conversation...
#750 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #688 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
They can suck my wood elf dick if they are lol.
#665 - Wood Elves masterrace! saidnooneever.jpg  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Damned Skyrim +1
User avatar #690 - failtolawl (08/24/2013) [-]
wood elves aren't bigots like those cunt high elves.
User avatar #678 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
I actually enjoy the wood elves
User avatar #681 - PadreRasta (08/24/2013) [-]
Getting a Mammoth to stomp the shit out of giants once a day is awesome
User avatar #683 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
I did that as revenge to a giant that killed me for no reason. I felt pretty damn good when that asshole died.
User avatar #685 - PadreRasta (08/24/2013) [-]
I hope there are no Dark Elves spying our conversation...
#750 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #688 - fuckinniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
They can suck my wood elf dick if they are lol.
#286 - Yeah, it was a mistake saying "I created a new theory&quo… 08/22/2013 on I like this one 0
#285 - Explain to me how Nothing was stable, and then it split.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on I like this one 0
User avatar #290 - TheMather (08/22/2013) [-]
The nothing we're speaking of isn't just vacuum, it's an empty state that doesn't span in any direction, like the physical representation of a 0.
This state was volatile, like a radioactive particle, and respectively it rend itself it twain. The 0 rend itself into vast amounts of 1's and -1's. The 1's representing energy and the -1's space.
Now as per E=mc², mass and energy are interchangeable, so by n 1's coming together, n/c² grams of mass are created, forming particles.
#141 - I like to believe he does interact, by moving stuff around, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on I like this one 0
User avatar #191 - grapefruity (08/22/2013) [-]
But if that is the case, it is just the normal creationist theory, but with a misunderstanding of the big bang theory layered over it...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3MWRvLndzs

This video is a good start
#125 - I was born and raised in a christian family, but never really …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/22/2013 on I like this one +1
#225 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
That is called "Theistic Evolution", and it is the belief of most mainline Protestants, and has been for many many years.
User avatar #286 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was a mistake saying "I created a new theory". I meant to say that I just started to believe in this theory, but I expressed myself poorly.
User avatar #181 - ivoryhammer (08/22/2013) [-]
I think they call that "scientific Christian" or something like that.
User avatar #150 - TheMather (08/22/2013) [-]
In the beginning, there was nothing. But it was so unstable that it split, becoming matter(+) and space(-). In total, there's still nothing, but effectively we've got a bunch of both matter and space. Some matter was converted into energy and the big bang happened,
User avatar #285 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Explain to me how Nothing was stable, and then it split.
User avatar #290 - TheMather (08/22/2013) [-]
The nothing we're speaking of isn't just vacuum, it's an empty state that doesn't span in any direction, like the physical representation of a 0.
This state was volatile, like a radioactive particle, and respectively it rend itself it twain. The 0 rend itself into vast amounts of 1's and -1's. The 1's representing energy and the -1's space.
Now as per E=mc², mass and energy are interchangeable, so by n 1's coming together, n/c² grams of mass are created, forming particles.
User avatar #136 - figosound (08/22/2013) [-]
Then why pray to a God whom, from the start of time, has no will to interact with the universe he created?
User avatar #141 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
I like to believe he does interact, by moving stuff around, and watching how we react.
He's not an attention whore who wants everyone know He's there. He's the guy who makes things happen to us, but doesn't tell you what he did, and just watch us think that we did it unconsciously.
He's not an unfair guy, who helps people that believes in him, and punishes who doesn't. He's the guy who Gives everyone the same tools, and watch them live in their own ways, putting obstacles along the way, and letting us deal with them, and teaching us how to live well with the tools.
User avatar #191 - grapefruity (08/22/2013) [-]
But if that is the case, it is just the normal creationist theory, but with a misunderstanding of the big bang theory layered over it...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3MWRvLndzs

This video is a good start
#138 - ftsfts (08/22/2013) [-]
Well you rather have free enterprise or constant tinkering from God if this were true.
#143 - BloodyTurds (08/22/2013) [-]
Atheist here, but not necessarily, if god were all knowing, surely he would know exactly how the universe would develop from the start, and thus not need to tinker.., just set the starting variables
also padre your theory has been around quite a while in one form or another
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User avatar #127 - Crusader (08/22/2013) [-]
No, that's pretty close to Deism.
Deism being the idea that God created the basics and then left everything, sort of like in the Sims where you create and tinker and then let them eventually just kill themselves.

It's the clockwork god theory.
#117 - Plot twist: "[ ] Post as anonymous" 08/22/2013 on Do you even feel ? 0
#111 - THEN WHO WAS TEXT?????????  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on So... are we lesbians or what? +15
User avatar #122 - tacogrenade (08/22/2013) [-]
The dog
#138 - thalfak (08/22/2013) [-]
#107 - Tell me one that haven't been, and I shall make you change thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on So... are we lesbians or what? +6
User avatar #109 - folkflunky (08/22/2013) [-]
Alan Wake. Good luck.
User avatar #159 - awesomanium (08/22/2013) [-]
It exists.
#107 - I just got to ep 3, and i have no idea what you're talking about. 08/22/2013 on AX 2013 0
#150 - So, there was this ad on Youtube a while ago. It was the first…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Hey bab- OH SHIT 0
#210 - theguywithnopants (08/22/2013) [-]
meh nigga?
#121 - Sure, but let's do this: You give me a reaction, and I give yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on XBox Message 0
#122 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
We'll do it tomorrow because I have to go but here
#146 - Alright, It followed my mouse in the moment it opened in my sc… 08/22/2013 on Hey bab- OH SHIT +1
#139 - Have this. 08/22/2013 on Hey bab- OH SHIT +2
#112 - Hey there I have a strangely high number of S…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2013 on XBox Message +2
User avatar #113 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
lemme see em

i fucking love these things
#121 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, but let's do this: You give me a reaction, and I give you one.
Do we have a deal?
#122 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
We'll do it tomorrow because I have to go but here
#111 - Just noticed the fact that the sender and receiver has the sam…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on XBox Message +1
#135 - lordreginald (08/27/2013) [-]
>Opera
User avatar #136 - PadreRasta (08/27/2013) [-]
Pardon?
It is a pretty good browser in my opinion, consumes less RAM than any other I've tested, and has great customization options.
#105 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2013 on XBox Message +4
#106 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
how.... how dare you
#112 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey there

I have a strangely high number of Sesame Street reaction pics.
User avatar #113 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
lemme see em

i fucking love these things
#121 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, but let's do this: You give me a reaction, and I give you one.
Do we have a deal?
#122 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
We'll do it tomorrow because I have to go but here
#100 - I like the fact that the first comment gets thumbs, the second…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2013 on XBox Message +1
User avatar #101 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
I like salad
#105 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
#106 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
how.... how dare you
#112 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey there

I have a strangely high number of Sesame Street reaction pics.
User avatar #113 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
lemme see em

i fucking love these things
#121 - PadreRasta (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, but let's do this: You give me a reaction, and I give you one.
Do we have a deal?
#122 - rokulda (08/22/2013) [-]
We'll do it tomorrow because I have to go but here
#2 - What is this ******** ? Of course I would choo… 08/22/2013 on You Have Your Assignment,... 0
#296 - Hey, I don't thumb when someone asks me, for a certain reason.… 08/22/2013 on Thumbs 0
#90 - Usually, these (*) are used on text conversations to indicate …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #91 - tenthdivine (08/17/2013) [-]
May I politely refer you to comment #69 <3
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