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#316 - notice how some of the ps3s are tilted. The disks would be scr…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2010 on PS3 comp -1
User avatar #392 - MrMacky (12/21/2010) [-]
...no that is only with xbox as i have heard
#359 - bulletstopper (12/21/2010) [-]
ps3 can be tilted i have mine tucked tilted in the corner and no scratches tried it with the xbox and now i need a new mw2 :(
#332 - anonymous (12/21/2010) [-]
Actually that's a problem with 360s. I tilt mine all the time. all my discs have ZERO scratches.
#367 - anonymous (12/21/2010) [-]
YUPPPPPP
#354 - Source code= <script> if ( username ) { t="Your … 12/20/2010 on Random comp OC 0
#59 - Embarrassed but with no other option she hops in her car and s… 11/27/2010 on Jokes Compilation 4 +8
#58 - "Carol I have a buisness trip to attend so when you feel …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2010 on Jokes Compilation 4 +6
User avatar #59 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
Embarrassed but with no other option she hops in her car and starts making her way to the er but with every push and tug she swerves on the road then she notices a cop pulling her over. She roles down her window and officer Milano asks "How many drinks have you had tonight ma'am"? she replies "none officer its just that ... 'oh this is so embarrassing' ... its just that my husband bought me this voodoo dick and i don't know how to shut it down" officer Milano laughs and replies "haha yea right 'voodoo dick my ass'....
#57 - So the the cashier jj pulls out a box from the bottom of the c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2010 on Jokes Compilation 4 +6
User avatar #58 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
"Carol I have a buisness trip to attend so when you feel lonely instead of looking for a man give my present a try all you have to say is "voodo dick my pussy' and you will have a great time without anyone else" So then rick takes off after a few days of lonesome Carol decides to give the toy a try and says the magical words "voodoo dick my pussy" automatically the toy levatates and gives her the pleasure of a lifetime once she was all worn out she tries to tug and pull but the thing just wont come out Rick had forgotten to tell her how to take it out.
User avatar #59 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
Embarrassed but with no other option she hops in her car and starts making her way to the er but with every push and tug she swerves on the road then she notices a cop pulling her over. She roles down her window and officer Milano asks "How many drinks have you had tonight ma'am"? she replies "none officer its just that ... 'oh this is so embarrassing' ... its just that my husband bought me this voodoo dick and i don't know how to shut it down" officer Milano laughs and replies "haha yea right 'voodoo dick my ass'....
#56 - Their was a business man that who would go out on buisness …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2010 on Jokes Compilation 4 +5
User avatar #57 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
So the the cashier jj pulls out a box from the bottom of the counter and says "well here it is" the business man looks at it and says " well looks the same as every other toy", " yea but have you seen what it does"? replies jj when he comes out demanding "voodoo dick the door" the toy then levitates out the box and starts banging the door, makes a crack on the wall and excites Rick so much he says "OK enough i don't care the price I'll take it". They settle on a price and the business man happily goes home to show his wife. When he gets home and sees his wife he says
User avatar #58 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
"Carol I have a buisness trip to attend so when you feel lonely instead of looking for a man give my present a try all you have to say is "voodo dick my pussy' and you will have a great time without anyone else" So then rick takes off after a few days of lonesome Carol decides to give the toy a try and says the magical words "voodoo dick my pussy" automatically the toy levatates and gives her the pleasure of a lifetime once she was all worn out she tries to tug and pull but the thing just wont come out Rick had forgotten to tell her how to take it out.
User avatar #59 - PUROBORIQUA (11/27/2010) [-]
Embarrassed but with no other option she hops in her car and starts making her way to the er but with every push and tug she swerves on the road then she notices a cop pulling her over. She roles down her window and officer Milano asks "How many drinks have you had tonight ma'am"? she replies "none officer its just that ... 'oh this is so embarrassing' ... its just that my husband bought me this voodoo dick and i don't know how to shut it down" officer Milano laughs and replies "haha yea right 'voodoo dick my ass'....
#200 - he played with a righty guitar. He learned everything backward… 11/20/2010 on The Style of Music +2
#13 - this happened one time in my class. Some teachers pet got the … 08/30/2010 on Take That MotherFucker! -1
#37 - if your left leg was haunikah, and your right was christmas … 07/19/2010 on creepy pickup line guy 3 0
#358 - "stewie griffen the untold story" was a family guy movie  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2010 on Family Guy facts part 1 +4
#384 - anonymous (07/19/2010) [-]
he might have meant to appear in movie theaters
User avatar #380 - Bcg (07/19/2010) [-]
The Untold Story was a collection of 4 previously aired episodes, but uncensored and with more jokes/cutaways
#393 - neogrungist (07/19/2010) [-]
actually the untold story was released on dvd before it aired on tv
User avatar #396 - Bcg (07/19/2010) [-]
It still doesn't count as a movie
#400 - neogrungist (07/19/2010) [-]
its a straight to dvd movie which doesn't really qualify as real movie so i guess you're right

you sir get a thumb for winning this round. . .
User avatar #412 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/19/2010) [-]
What about "Blue Harvest" and "Something, Something, Something Dark Side"? Don't they count as movies?
#413 - neogrungist (07/19/2010) [-]
those were hour long specials, i agree with Bcg on that. . . dammit now i have to thumb the comment where he said that.
User avatar #419 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/19/2010) [-]
Weren't the Futurama movies technically both hour-long specials and movies though? Why is that the Family Guy Star Wars specials are classified differently?
#819 - neogrungist (07/19/2010) [-]
all the futurama movies were consistant with the show's lore not to mention the fact that they were well beyond an hour long. . . that and the fact that when they are shown on tv they are shown as movies in their entirety
#371 - Kaoz (07/19/2010) [-]
also both blue harvest
User avatar #385 - Bcg (07/19/2010) [-]
Blue Harvest and Something, Something, Something, Dark Side were only hour long specials
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