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Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Texas SA town
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#12 - Girls also like to lead men on cause they are sluts and or skanks.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Life -8
#13 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess some of them are. But then again, so are some guys. Being a sack of filth is not gender-specific.
So some girls use that line to try and be thoughtful and not hurt a guy's feelings. Guys can use it too, for the same reason. Imagine if a girl you really weren't attracted to (but otherwise,is a really nice person) wanted to be your girlfriend. How would you reject her without offending her?
#17 - Womens Study Major (06/18/2013) [-]
I´m asexual, and all i can think of, whenever i read such posts is, why does everybody waste his time with relationships. There are so many other things you can do.
#20 - batleth (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, first of all, relationships are not mainly focused on sex (or at least they shouldn't be). I think they are more about sharing your most valuable assets ( time, feelings, energy) with another person. Sometimes, when I get really cynical, I think that the need to be in a relationship is a selfish one, a selfish need to feel appreciated and wanted by someone else. Putting yourself on a pedestal by using someone else.
Secondly, being in a relationship doesn't stop you from doing other things. And you can do them either by yourself ( provided your partner is a rational human being and not some control freak) or together, whichever way you prefer.
User avatar #22 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs am I being a dick? No. I am just saying that is what I have experienced. this is why I don't like having conversations on the internet.
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#23 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack shit to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something) I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
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#25 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
#26 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#10 - Made me rage. Now prepare for a bro to share a cool story! I h…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Life 0
#11 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
You know, sometimes, when a girl says "I don't want a boyfriend right now" it's actually a polite way of saying "I don't want YOU for a boyfriend". They figure it's not as insulting as saying "I am not attracted to you/ I am repulsed by you". It's more subtle, while still getting the message across ( although guys have a tendency to take it literally).
Source: I've talked to girls
User avatar #12 - PIPExDAD (06/18/2013) [-]
Girls also like to lead men on cause they are sluts and or skanks.
#13 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess some of them are. But then again, so are some guys. Being a sack of filth is not gender-specific.
So some girls use that line to try and be thoughtful and not hurt a guy's feelings. Guys can use it too, for the same reason. Imagine if a girl you really weren't attracted to (but otherwise,is a really nice person) wanted to be your girlfriend. How would you reject her without offending her?
#17 - Womens Study Major (06/18/2013) [-]
I´m asexual, and all i can think of, whenever i read such posts is, why does everybody waste his time with relationships. There are so many other things you can do.
#20 - batleth (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, first of all, relationships are not mainly focused on sex (or at least they shouldn't be). I think they are more about sharing your most valuable assets ( time, feelings, energy) with another person. Sometimes, when I get really cynical, I think that the need to be in a relationship is a selfish one, a selfish need to feel appreciated and wanted by someone else. Putting yourself on a pedestal by using someone else.
Secondly, being in a relationship doesn't stop you from doing other things. And you can do them either by yourself ( provided your partner is a rational human being and not some control freak) or together, whichever way you prefer.
User avatar #22 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs am I being a dick? No. I am just saying that is what I have experienced. this is why I don't like having conversations on the internet.
#16 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#23 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack shit to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something) I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
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#25 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
#26 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#17 - like for proof reasons  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Skittles vodka 0
User avatar #42 - onceknownsober (06/18/2013) [-]
sorry, just decided to take and upload it to the channel.. didn't do it for the thumbs since thumbs doesn't really interest me, but more to see if I could get the channel started :p
#16 - Dude, I just put this in my comment last night I didn't think …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Skittles vodka 0
User avatar #42 - onceknownsober (06/18/2013) [-]
sorry, just decided to take and upload it to the channel.. didn't do it for the thumbs since thumbs doesn't really interest me, but more to see if I could get the channel started :p
#5 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Easy Nutella Cookies Recipe 0
#18 - Comment deleted 06/17/2013 on Silly muslims 0
#298 - Spanking Shakespeare by Jake Wizner. great read and funny as … 06/17/2013 on Try it +1
#296 - I imagine kissing Celeste by the lockers the way I've seen oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Try it +2
User avatar #298 - PIPExDAD (06/17/2013) [-]
Spanking Shakespeare by Jake Wizner. great read and funny as shit.
#24 - Picture 06/17/2013 on avatar +2
#47 - you know you watch too much porn when yo get that reference. 06/17/2013 on Really? +1
#75 - I was expecting the marine copy pasta. 06/17/2013 on Oh tumblr 0
#13 - Picture 06/14/2013 on Gettin real tired of your... +2
#29 - and i was about to fap  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Sore feet. +4
#42 - Womens Study Major (06/07/2013) [-]
Now you got some material
User avatar #38 - veightard (06/07/2013) [-]
on morbid channel?
#91 - That picture makes her look cute  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Beyond the Emotion of Anger +5
User avatar #97 - ThePrototank (06/07/2013) [-]
I agree, don't be scared
User avatar #121 - GamerMandrew (06/07/2013) [-]
I've honestly thought she was a pretty cute girl normally. Does this make me a bad person?
User avatar #181 - ThePrototank (06/07/2013) [-]
Not really, but looks can be deceiving shes quite scary
#106 - Yea take it all you whore! (needs the gif) 06/04/2013 on NSFW Furries 0
#6 - i forgot what this was called  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on when my little brother... 0
#8 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2013) [-]
Attack on Titan\Shingeki No Kyojin.

Seriously, go check it out. There's only 8 episodes so far, but every episode is fucking insane.

User avatar #7 - chaossniper (05/26/2013) [-]
shingeki no kyojin
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Reversed cotton candy eating +2
User avatar #34 - sagedivinity (05/17/2013) [-]
Greatest moment in all of Korra fit there
#34 - i once had a chat with a Chinese girl over email she wrote out… 05/17/2013 on Zach Braff on russian facebook 0
#10 - its for genders of objects  [+] (11 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Russians 0
User avatar #11 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
I know, i take German. I just find it unnecessary.
#41 - Womens Study Major (05/16/2013) [-]
You're wrong.
User avatar #42 - djequalizee (05/16/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #15 - basicargentinian (05/15/2013) [-]
Spanish, Italian and French also have gender versions of "the"
User avatar #97 - desmondaltairezio (05/17/2013) [-]
so
everyone has an appendix
that doesnt make it necessary
User avatar #98 - basicargentinian (05/17/2013) [-]
the appendix is a useless vestige left there by evolution

Our "the" informs of the gender, not useless.
User avatar #99 - desmondaltairezio (05/17/2013) [-]
i didnt say useless did i?
i said it was not necessary
big difference
User avatar #100 - basicargentinian (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but you where comparing something useless to something usefull, while cualifying them both as unnecessary, that's a falaced argument.
#30 - dontread (05/16/2013) [-]
and the italians have some kinda secret "must use always" contract with their the's
User avatar #54 - basicargentinian (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
#96 - dontread (05/17/2013) [-]
they never miss an opportunity to use the
#460 - sorry to interrupt you name thing but what about international waters? 05/15/2013 on War on drugs 0
#49 - i wish i had a gif that said "you are correct sir!"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Party Hard +1
#80 - lunacy (05/15/2013) [-]
Close enough
#4 - Did anyone else expect a fire hydrant under those leafs?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on title feels +21
User avatar #9 - gamerfan (05/03/2013) [-]
i expected a landmine.
User avatar #16 - somniumecstasi (05/03/2013) [-]
I expected a dead body.
#2 - i can finally use this 05/03/2013 on Is it really that time +9
#22 - I have a blue name?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on When I see people with... 0
User avatar #29 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Yes you do.
#42 - that's why i said you only need one for sports 04/30/2013 on School physicals 0
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User avatar #25 - SonicTeam (05/28/2014) [-]
Welcome back boss.
User avatar #23 - countmerchant ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #24 to #23 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
no problem
#2 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Can you draw me this, but way better?
User avatar #3 to #3 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
well im not that great but i can add some body to them
User avatar #4 to #4 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
This is just a blueprint. I need a better version of this drawing.
User avatar #5 to #5 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i can try
User avatar #6 to #6 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
OK
#8 to #7 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
is this right?
User avatar #9 to #9 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LOL NO
User avatar #10 to #10 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i realized i made him dark and i had to
User avatar #11 to #11 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LMAO DUDE you took it so far in the wrong direction. LMAO
User avatar #13 to #13 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Let me explain more better.
I may have to say this to get what I want. LOL
The setting must be in a house. The bench must be a couch.
User avatar #14 to #14 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
well you could have told me that and it would have looked better
User avatar #15 to #15 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
My bad
User avatar #17 to #16 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i dont think i should be aloud to work on comics any more since this was so bad....
User avatar #18 to #18 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LOL don't be so hard on yourself
User avatar #20 to #20 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Shame that its doing bad.
User avatar #21 to #21 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i guess its not that bad compared to what others make but i guess its not that good
User avatar #22 to #22 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Well I thumbed it up for ya.
User avatar #16 to #16 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
ha ha
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