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Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:5/28/2014
Location:Texas SA town
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#3954061 - Anyone know what I can make with the items I have?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Play items -2
User avatar #3954070 - kimbra (06/27/2013) [-]
dude
#39 - don't you speak your Spanish at me! 06/27/2013 on Fun fact -1
#37 - That dog was a slut and you know it! 06/27/2013 on Fun fact -1
#1 - Picture 06/27/2013 on le born in the wrong age... -1
#7 - I live in Texas so gay marriage is a step too far away. 06/27/2013 on DOMA -1
#5 - im turning 17 jun 29th  [+] (15 new replies) 06/27/2013 on its my birthday +4
#52 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
You have to be 18 to sign up on this sight faggot
User avatar #50 - sexwithyourwife (06/27/2013) [-]
cool me to except i'm july 26th
User avatar #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/27/2013) [-]
I remember when I turned 17. It was like it was 2.3 years ago.......
#44 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
That's my birthday too
#37 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Happy almost-birthday!
User avatar #30 - eating (06/27/2013) [-]
my birthday is today
#45 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!
#28 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Happy birthday two days in advance...
User avatar #6 - metalguitarest (06/27/2013) [-]
Happy almost birthday
User avatar #7 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
Happy wheneveryourbirthdayis
User avatar #8 - metalguitarest (06/27/2013) [-]
it was on the 16 i just turned 19 and thank you
User avatar #9 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
Congrats!
User avatar #10 - metalguitarest (06/27/2013) [-]
Thank you again good sir. May a plethora of young and beautiful women find their way to your bed. Good evening to you sir.
User avatar #11 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
and to you my fine nineteen year old friend may you forget to flip the lever on your swag and be blessed with waking up covered in wenches.
User avatar #26 - jibb (06/27/2013) [-]
NIGGA I CAN'T SEE SHIT
#32 - I lost my virginity at 16 while there was a blind chiwawa in the tent.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Fun fact -1
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (06/27/2013) [-]
*chihuahua
User avatar #39 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
don't you speak your Spanish at me!
#36 - captnpl (06/27/2013) [-]
animal abuse is wrong
User avatar #37 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
That dog was a slut and you know it!
#4 - I like girls with odd hairstyles. Mohawks , shaved heads , etc. 06/27/2013 on Pussy Problems -1
#22 - that's not art this is art *insert squidward nose*  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Title -1
#30 - originialname (06/27/2013) [-]
#9 - I'm just going to say it. SANDBANK water goes deep then shallo… 06/27/2013 on Lifeguard on duty +38
#266 - rocking top ramen. 06/25/2013 on Your Band -1
#44 - max, what is wrong with a older lady? 06/25/2013 on That awkward moment +6
#13 - Manga MASTER RACE  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Wise Kid -5
User avatar #18 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2013) [-]
You mean mango
User avatar #26 - pappathethird (06/25/2013) [-]
Manga MANGO RACE
#24 - ettne (06/25/2013) [-]
dude, only weaboo faggots read mango, go watch some animey
User avatar #64 - whitie (10/16/2013) [-]
manga is just a comic book from japan, or a novel in comic strip format, that's like saying to go watch batman because his comics are for faggots
#27 - it's been a year or so for me (blue name) 06/19/2013 on Life +1
#25 - not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Life +1
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#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#23 - Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack **…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Life 0
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#25 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
#26 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#22 - wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs … 06/19/2013 on Life 0
#12 - Girls also like to lead men on cause they are sluts and or skanks.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Life -8
#13 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess some of them are. But then again, so are some guys. Being a sack of filth is not gender-specific.
So some girls use that line to try and be thoughtful and not hurt a guy's feelings. Guys can use it too, for the same reason. Imagine if a girl you really weren't attracted to (but otherwise,is a really nice person) wanted to be your girlfriend. How would you reject her without offending her?
#17 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
I´m asexual, and all i can think of, whenever i read such posts is, why does everybody waste his time with relationships. There are so many other things you can do.
#20 - batleth (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, first of all, relationships are not mainly focused on sex (or at least they shouldn't be). I think they are more about sharing your most valuable assets ( time, feelings, energy) with another person. Sometimes, when I get really cynical, I think that the need to be in a relationship is a selfish one, a selfish need to feel appreciated and wanted by someone else. Putting yourself on a pedestal by using someone else.
Secondly, being in a relationship doesn't stop you from doing other things. And you can do them either by yourself ( provided your partner is a rational human being and not some control freak) or together, whichever way you prefer.
User avatar #22 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs am I being a dick? No. I am just saying that is what I have experienced. this is why I don't like having conversations on the internet.
#16 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#23 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack shit to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something) I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
#24 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#25 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
#26 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#10 - Made me rage. Now prepare for a bro to share a cool story! I h…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Life 0
#11 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
You know, sometimes, when a girl says "I don't want a boyfriend right now" it's actually a polite way of saying "I don't want YOU for a boyfriend". They figure it's not as insulting as saying "I am not attracted to you/ I am repulsed by you". It's more subtle, while still getting the message across ( although guys have a tendency to take it literally).
Source: I've talked to girls
User avatar #12 - PIPExDAD (06/18/2013) [-]
Girls also like to lead men on cause they are sluts and or skanks.
#13 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess some of them are. But then again, so are some guys. Being a sack of filth is not gender-specific.
So some girls use that line to try and be thoughtful and not hurt a guy's feelings. Guys can use it too, for the same reason. Imagine if a girl you really weren't attracted to (but otherwise,is a really nice person) wanted to be your girlfriend. How would you reject her without offending her?
#17 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
I´m asexual, and all i can think of, whenever i read such posts is, why does everybody waste his time with relationships. There are so many other things you can do.
#20 - batleth (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, first of all, relationships are not mainly focused on sex (or at least they shouldn't be). I think they are more about sharing your most valuable assets ( time, feelings, energy) with another person. Sometimes, when I get really cynical, I think that the need to be in a relationship is a selfish one, a selfish need to feel appreciated and wanted by someone else. Putting yourself on a pedestal by using someone else.
Secondly, being in a relationship doesn't stop you from doing other things. And you can do them either by yourself ( provided your partner is a rational human being and not some control freak) or together, whichever way you prefer.
User avatar #22 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs am I being a dick? No. I am just saying that is what I have experienced. this is why I don't like having conversations on the internet.
#16 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#23 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack shit to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something) I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
#24 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#25 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
#26 - thestupidstopper has deleted their comment.
#27 - PIPExDAD (06/19/2013) [-]
it's been a year or so for me (blue name)
#17 - like for proof reasons  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Skittles vodka 0
User avatar #42 - onceknownsober (06/18/2013) [-]
sorry, just decided to take and upload it to the channel.. didn't do it for the thumbs since thumbs doesn't really interest me, but more to see if I could get the channel started :p
#16 - Dude, I just put this in my comment last night I didn't think …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Skittles vodka 0
User avatar #42 - onceknownsober (06/18/2013) [-]
sorry, just decided to take and upload it to the channel.. didn't do it for the thumbs since thumbs doesn't really interest me, but more to see if I could get the channel started :p
#5 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Easy Nutella Cookies Recipe 0
#18 - Comment deleted 06/17/2013 on Silly muslims 0
#298 - Spanking Shakespeare by Jake Wizner. great read and funny as … 06/17/2013 on Try it +1
#296 - I imagine kissing Celeste by the lockers the way I've seen oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Try it +2
User avatar #298 - PIPExDAD (06/17/2013) [-]
Spanking Shakespeare by Jake Wizner. great read and funny as shit.
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User avatar #25 - SonicTeam (05/28/2014) [-]
Welcome back boss.
User avatar #23 - countmerchant (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #24 to #23 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2013) [-]
no problem
#2 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Can you draw me this, but way better?
User avatar #3 to #3 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
well im not that great but i can add some body to them
User avatar #4 to #4 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
This is just a blueprint. I need a better version of this drawing.
User avatar #5 to #5 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i can try
User avatar #6 to #6 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
OK
#8 to #7 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
is this right?
User avatar #9 to #9 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LOL NO
User avatar #10 to #10 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i realized i made him dark and i had to
User avatar #11 to #11 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LMAO DUDE you took it so far in the wrong direction. LMAO
User avatar #13 to #13 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Let me explain more better.
I may have to say this to get what I want. LOL
The setting must be in a house. The bench must be a couch.
User avatar #14 to #14 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
well you could have told me that and it would have looked better
User avatar #15 to #15 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
My bad
User avatar #17 to #16 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i dont think i should be aloud to work on comics any more since this was so bad....
User avatar #18 to #18 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
LOL don't be so hard on yourself
User avatar #20 to #20 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Shame that its doing bad.
User avatar #21 to #21 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
i guess its not that bad compared to what others make but i guess its not that good
User avatar #22 to #22 - SonicTeam (12/02/2011) [-]
Well I thumbed it up for ya.
User avatar #16 to #16 - PIPExDAD (12/02/2011) [-]
ha ha
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