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Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
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    Damn it, tumblr Damn it, tumblr
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    Duke Nukem Booty Call Duke Nukem Booty Call
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    That's what it feels like That's what it feels like
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    Scumbag Windows Scumbag Windows
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    Mega Man 2 Mega Man 2
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    What do you think? What do you think?
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#27 - "You came to the wrong neighborhood, ************ …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Combined Pokemans +2
#28 - jaevel (11/03/2014) [-]
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Social Justice Warriors -24
User avatar #9 - czechplus (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm sure mentally inserting a couple letters and flipping a couple switched-around letters is a good enough reason to dismiss someones point of view just so you can seem superior.
#117 - thewulfman (11/04/2014) [-]
OptimusPrimal
User avatar #97 - hasinvadedyou (11/04/2014) [-]
i missed it what did he say
#37 - trixcision (11/03/2014) [-]
MY MAN
User avatar #31 - Killerwale (11/03/2014) [-]
ohh sheit, this man knows what's up.
#76 - She looks like a ******* Nazi  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on pol's daughter 0
#89 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Dude it says her real name is Eva Braun...does that ring some bells maybe?
User avatar #82 - Sterski (11/03/2014) [-]
It's /pol/...
User avatar #77 - fuzzyballs (11/03/2014) [-]
isn't that pretty much the whole point?
#73 - I'll push that button like ten times. **** world … 11/03/2014 on Tough Choice +1
#59 - Good points. Personally, i just see Mask of the Phantasm as mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#60 - jallelthalas (11/03/2014) [-]
Well when you bring those points in ( never occurred to me for those to be controversial before now, I must admit) I can see your side that Mask of the Phantasm was a more adult-geared film than I originally thought. I can see why they would go about it like that, though. But yea I agree, those two films are amazing balls and wish I could see that level of creativity these days a lot more.
#54 - Plus, they almost never get the actual voice actors, just sound-alikes 11/03/2014 on Oh dear.... +1
#49 - This is from Return of the Joker, which is only sort of for ki…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#56 - jallelthalas (11/03/2014) [-]
I remember watching Mask of Phantasm when I was 5, was even my favorite to watch of the animated series. Was it really that bad? I wouldn't think so, really. Return of the Joker I would say is worse, because, although both movies show depictions of death and psychological morbidity, Return of the Joker showed the end product of both on screen at the moment it was happening (even if the psychological torture was a recording) while mask of the phantasm depicted both a lot more casually (either off screen or seeing the end product but making it seem less morbid). I will say it did push the line at a few spots, though.
#59 - OptimusPrimal (11/03/2014) [-]
Good points. Personally, i just see Mask of the Phantasm as more of an adult take on the animated series in that it was a theatrical movie, so the bad guys swore, and drank, and smoked, and used real guns instead of those stupid laser guns. Return of the Joker is actually really dark, too, now that i think about it. Regardless, both are fantastic movies.
#60 - jallelthalas (11/03/2014) [-]
Well when you bring those points in ( never occurred to me for those to be controversial before now, I must admit) I can see your side that Mask of the Phantasm was a more adult-geared film than I originally thought. I can see why they would go about it like that, though. But yea I agree, those two films are amazing balls and wish I could see that level of creativity these days a lot more.
#30 - Picture 11/01/2014 on comic hero life expectancy +1
#16 - Doomsday doesn't afraid of anything  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on comic hero life expectancy +16
User avatar #19 - admiralen (11/01/2014) [-]
tru dat
#13 - Superman has a lot more than one weakness. He's vulnerable to …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/01/2014 on comic hero life expectancy +57
User avatar #112 - silversea (11/02/2014) [-]
Also, doomsday didn't kill him
He put him into Kryptonian hibernation
#84 - dontread (11/01/2014) [-]
being vulnerable to magic aint a weakness

He takes magic just like any strong durable person would.
He just doesn't have any type of special resistance to it like he does for everything else.
User avatar #55 - moistnuggests (11/01/2014) [-]
All of his powers depend on him receiving sunlight from a yellow star. If he gets red sunlight all his powers go out of the window and his a normal human.

With no organized combat training or psychological conditioning he gets outmaneuvered pretty easily and when it comes to strong opponents with said training and conditioning he can expect a pain. Speaking of pain...he rarely experiences it so I don't see him having a high tolerance for it.

There's also electricity, Ive seen him get electrocuted so many fucking times.
#25 - angelious (11/01/2014) [-]
"superman is weak to stronger foes."

also he isnt vulnerable to magic he is just doesnt have special protection from magic like almost everyother living being. and soundwaves damage him if they are strong enough. meaning not all soundwaves do damage to him


he can also be damaged by lantern rings
#51 - Womens Study Major (11/01/2014) [-]
So his invulnerability doesn't protect him from magic. That would make him... Vulnerable. By definition.
#58 - angelious (11/01/2014) [-]
not really vulnerable. just the same as anybody else.

its not like you would be immune to magic neither.
User avatar #89 - penileburglar (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it's not like we were claiming to be invulnerable to magic either.
User avatar #86 - fuckingtrolls (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, vulnerable.
#30 - OptimusPrimal (11/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - admiralen (11/01/2014) [-]
dont think the last one is a weakness as much as doomsday is strong as balls
User avatar #16 - OptimusPrimal (11/01/2014) [-]
Doomsday doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #19 - admiralen (11/01/2014) [-]
tru dat

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