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#887103 - Maybay so, but it's hilarious and I need it for relevance. FOR… 02/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#887095 - Hello, does anyone have the gif of the two guys making out at …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #887116 - Rei (02/25/2014) [-]
Why would you? It's not funny and it's gay.
#887124 - OoJesusoO (02/25/2014) [-]
Gotta try harder.
#887131 - cptsweatpants (02/25/2014) [-]
He doesn't have to. He's already right.
#887127 - taokami (02/25/2014) [-]
Not everything that's against your opinion is bait though.
User avatar #887120 - makotoitou (02/25/2014) [-]
To jerk off to
#887102 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
MEGAVOIR GOT YOU COVERED
User avatar #887110 - yeorgh (02/25/2014) [-]
That's so fucking stupid.
User avatar #887115 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
yeah it is
User avatar #887109 - OoJesusoO (02/25/2014) [-]
Do you have the original as well? =]
User avatar #887114 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #887106 - OoJesusoO (02/25/2014) [-]
My god, that was fast.
User avatar #887105 - OoJesusoO (02/25/2014) [-]
THANK YOU! =D
#887111 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
I GOT YOUR BACK YOUNG BOUL.
JUST TELL ME IF ANY LITTLE NIGGAHS TRYIN' TO FUCK YOU UP MANG, I GOT YOU.
User avatar #887101 - makotoitou (02/25/2014) [-]
das gay
User avatar #887103 - OoJesusoO (02/25/2014) [-]
Maybay so, but it's hilarious and I need it for relevance. FOR RELEVANCE! o A o
#63 - Yes. For me, it's ALMOST as good as Tangled disregard… 02/21/2014 on Do you want to build a... +1
#116 - Sex...joke?... ehhh?..... 02/19/2014 on Life hacks 0
#37 - Ever hear the retarded saying: "Haterz make me famous?&qu… 02/15/2014 on Frankie Boyle ladies and... 0
#23 - If that's the case, why are people still giving him attention?…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Frankie Boyle ladies and... -1
User avatar #36 - azumeow (02/15/2014) [-]
He will get attention, positive or negative, no matter what. His million plus fans will make sure of that.

So, some people like to say "Hey, despite what some people may think, most people think you're still a huge fucking cunt."
User avatar #37 - OoJesusoO (02/15/2014) [-]
Ever hear the retarded saying: "Haterz make me famous?"

#100 - Nope, just exposed them... 02/10/2014 on how to mind fuck someone 0
#39 - Comment deleted 02/05/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 12 0
#82 - He looks like a Cheeto Puff. 02/04/2014 on A beautiful transformation +3
#307 - Both are idiots. The brother is an ******* though. 02/04/2014 on How do you guys feel about... 0
#181 - DAMN it's good to be white!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... +1
#198 - dudewitharake (02/04/2014) [-]
Wait a minute... wait a minute... I'm white!
#119 - Shhhhhh........Don't think.... 12/20/2013 on Roles Reversed 0
#120 - I'm sorry for the confusion. When you said you don't want to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on DIYST 0
User avatar #121 - cormy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome? I have no idea how that could've helped you but okay lol
#6 - Spongebob is 23. That I know for sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Roles Reversed 0
User avatar #118 - monswine (12/19/2013) [-]
but the show's been going for 8 seasons. Presumably it's been years. Sponge's license was shown to be 18 at some point in season 6 which would make him 12 in episode 1. Though, one supposes, you'd have to count the birthday or christmas episodes to know for sure.
#119 - OoJesusoO (12/20/2013) [-]
Shhhhhh........Don't think....
#118 - Personalities aren't horrible, they're awesome! True, differen…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on DIYST 0
User avatar #119 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
"maybe you just need to lower your standards(which sounds horrible I know) so they can be "close enough" since wanting someone to be almost you in my opinion, would be kinda creepy/boring."
Clearly you're not narcisstic! Why, having another me would be the best thing EVURR! I know personalities are awesome, but they're awesome because they're horrible in my eyes. I like the horrlbe clashing of different perspectives. I'm not sure what you meant when you said that sacrificing the person I am for the person I want to be wouldn't be me growing. That sounds like growing to me, becoming someone new, changing.


Forgot I could use BB-Codes... to change my text colour to something more readable...
User avatar #120 - OoJesusoO (12/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the confusion. When you said you don't want to sacrifice to become the person you want to be, THAT would be impossible because you will always change but you just have to try your best to aim towards a better you (unless you want to try to stay the same then good luck). Thank you btw, you helped me a lot.


and it's "EVAR" not "EVURR!" =P
User avatar #121 - cormy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome? I have no idea how that could've helped you but okay lol
#107364 - Is it narcissistic to think so highly of yourself, still reali…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#107452 - rancidhyena (12/17/2013) [-]
Having a good opinion of yourself and still knowing what your flaws are is great . Plus, most people are stupid.
User avatar #107390 - awesomerninjathing (12/17/2013) [-]
think whatever you want
confidence is good
User avatar #107366 - soupkittenagain (12/16/2013) [-]
Narcissists think they are perfect but you don't think you're perfect......
#42 - Picture 12/16/2013 on Facebook... 0
#71 - The woman in the backround laughing... 12/16/2013 on Kiss cam +6
#113 - 1. Why must you make me highlight your reply? * A * 2. I a…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2013 on DIYST +1
User avatar #116 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh there is a problem with you, and it is all in your head. But unfortunately there's nothing to figure out. Believe me I've tried, life doesn't work the way I want it to. I can't solve it like a phsyics problem or a puzzle. Even if you do get an answer, chances are the answer is useless. You can't just implement the necessary change to yourself to get the result you want without comprimising your integrity. I've thought about it before and for me, I can't sacrifice who I "am" for the who I want to be. Which is kind of stupid but I'm stupid. Really really stupid. When I try to solve things I'm more or less doing it for fun, because I love the way I am too much to change even if I want to change. I know that doesn't make sense but I have this... Fetish almost. For duality/conflict/hypocrisy. It's non-sexual so it's not a fetish but I LOVE the things that I hate.
And I hate myself. And I love it.

Sorry, I've gone and made this about me as I always do because the only thing I know for sure are the things that I am. I have to use myself as a point of reference for everything that I think because I only know what I know, I don't know what you know or what anyone else thinks. Whether it be about me or not doesn't change that fact.

I don't dwell either and like you I like to think. It's a problem though, it's a real... Fun. Problem. Fun for us, not for those around us. You gotta be stupid for others. That's one of the problems with trying to get advice from others actually. When you're trying to help yourself, realize that you are being "selfish" and in helping yourself, you end up draining the other person who is trying to help you because the way they think is different. It can be exasperating for them that you don't see things the way they do, that the answer isn't as simple for you as it is for them. It's these... Horrible. Horrible things called personalities which give people different perspectives than you and make intellectual comparison god damn impossible.
User avatar #117 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, you're not going through anything, and you're not really an angsty bitch. You're an individual like everyone else with your own way of dealing with things that virtually no one else can help you with because they aren't you.

I could... Try though. You feel... Similar to me. Maybe. I get my hopes up every once in a while but no one is ever me. I've been looking for myself in others for my whole life but have yet to find me. I think I could help myself. If only because I'm the only one who could interact with me without getting antagonized like others do.

As for my text colour, this is punishment for asking Addy for purple text for Tw​i during the last party.
User avatar #118 - OoJesusoO (12/17/2013) [-]
Personalities aren't horrible, they're awesome! True, different perspectives will clash at times but how else will you grow if not by trying to see things through the eyes of others and taking in what they think and detaching what you don't believe in and taking in what you do? So, the thing you say about sacrificing the person you are for the person you want to be is impossible because you wouldn't grow. It's most likely impossible for the same reason for trying to find someone who IS you. They would only come so close because to be you, they would have to go through every thought or experience you had so maybe you just need to lower your standards(which sounds horrible I know) so they can be "close enough" since wanting someone to be almost you in my opinion, would be kinda creepy/boring. I don't think it's selfish if someone is helping you IF they said they wanted to help and if they feel drained or that you being to troublesome, why would they give you their word at all? I don't think you need to be stupid to be happy/for other stupid people. When it comes to advice maybe they won't give you an answer but more of a "I haven't thought of it that way" sort of deal. I DO dwell/over analyze.
User avatar #119 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
"maybe you just need to lower your standards(which sounds horrible I know) so they can be "close enough" since wanting someone to be almost you in my opinion, would be kinda creepy/boring."
Clearly you're not narcisstic! Why, having another me would be the best thing EVURR! I know personalities are awesome, but they're awesome because they're horrible in my eyes. I like the horrlbe clashing of different perspectives. I'm not sure what you meant when you said that sacrificing the person I am for the person I want to be wouldn't be me growing. That sounds like growing to me, becoming someone new, changing.


Forgot I could use BB-Codes... to change my text colour to something more readable...
User avatar #120 - OoJesusoO (12/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the confusion. When you said you don't want to sacrifice to become the person you want to be, THAT would be impossible because you will always change but you just have to try your best to aim towards a better you (unless you want to try to stay the same then good luck). Thank you btw, you helped me a lot.


and it's "EVAR" not "EVURR!" =P
User avatar #121 - cormy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome? I have no idea how that could've helped you but okay lol
#158 - I would want to see an entire city drawing of each year in a p… 12/16/2013 on Welcome to 2013 0
#94 - Is it narcissistic to think so highly of yourself, still reali…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2013 on DIYST +1
User avatar #108 - cormy (12/16/2013) [-]
Anytime you overthink things like this, you're being an angsty little bitch.
The most important thing I've learned for people like me/us is to stfu and stop thinking.
Be stupid. Being "smart" i.e. thinking too much is no fun and you never find the answers you're looking for.
User avatar #113 - OoJesusoO (12/16/2013) [-]
1. Why must you make me highlight your reply? * A *
2. I agree, BUT! When you start seeing a trend of trying to relate/open up to/get close to anyone and end up failing, don't you think it's a good time to reflect upon yourself (to a certain extent. I mean why look for the answers within yourself when you're the one who's confused?) and try to get advice from others instead of being delusional and thinking "There's no problem with me and it's all in my head."
3. Being stupid does sound like fun but I like to think, not dwell though.
User avatar #116 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh there is a problem with you, and it is all in your head. But unfortunately there's nothing to figure out. Believe me I've tried, life doesn't work the way I want it to. I can't solve it like a phsyics problem or a puzzle. Even if you do get an answer, chances are the answer is useless. You can't just implement the necessary change to yourself to get the result you want without comprimising your integrity. I've thought about it before and for me, I can't sacrifice who I "am" for the who I want to be. Which is kind of stupid but I'm stupid. Really really stupid. When I try to solve things I'm more or less doing it for fun, because I love the way I am too much to change even if I want to change. I know that doesn't make sense but I have this... Fetish almost. For duality/conflict/hypocrisy. It's non-sexual so it's not a fetish but I LOVE the things that I hate.
And I hate myself. And I love it.

Sorry, I've gone and made this about me as I always do because the only thing I know for sure are the things that I am. I have to use myself as a point of reference for everything that I think because I only know what I know, I don't know what you know or what anyone else thinks. Whether it be about me or not doesn't change that fact.

I don't dwell either and like you I like to think. It's a problem though, it's a real... Fun. Problem. Fun for us, not for those around us. You gotta be stupid for others. That's one of the problems with trying to get advice from others actually. When you're trying to help yourself, realize that you are being "selfish" and in helping yourself, you end up draining the other person who is trying to help you because the way they think is different. It can be exasperating for them that you don't see things the way they do, that the answer isn't as simple for you as it is for them. It's these... Horrible. Horrible things called personalities which give people different perspectives than you and make intellectual comparison god damn impossible.
User avatar #117 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, you're not going through anything, and you're not really an angsty bitch. You're an individual like everyone else with your own way of dealing with things that virtually no one else can help you with because they aren't you.

I could... Try though. You feel... Similar to me. Maybe. I get my hopes up every once in a while but no one is ever me. I've been looking for myself in others for my whole life but have yet to find me. I think I could help myself. If only because I'm the only one who could interact with me without getting antagonized like others do.

As for my text colour, this is punishment for asking Addy for purple text for Tw​i during the last party.
User avatar #118 - OoJesusoO (12/17/2013) [-]
Personalities aren't horrible, they're awesome! True, different perspectives will clash at times but how else will you grow if not by trying to see things through the eyes of others and taking in what they think and detaching what you don't believe in and taking in what you do? So, the thing you say about sacrificing the person you are for the person you want to be is impossible because you wouldn't grow. It's most likely impossible for the same reason for trying to find someone who IS you. They would only come so close because to be you, they would have to go through every thought or experience you had so maybe you just need to lower your standards(which sounds horrible I know) so they can be "close enough" since wanting someone to be almost you in my opinion, would be kinda creepy/boring. I don't think it's selfish if someone is helping you IF they said they wanted to help and if they feel drained or that you being to troublesome, why would they give you their word at all? I don't think you need to be stupid to be happy/for other stupid people. When it comes to advice maybe they won't give you an answer but more of a "I haven't thought of it that way" sort of deal. I DO dwell/over analyze.
User avatar #119 - cormy (12/17/2013) [-]
"maybe you just need to lower your standards(which sounds horrible I know) so they can be "close enough" since wanting someone to be almost you in my opinion, would be kinda creepy/boring."
Clearly you're not narcisstic! Why, having another me would be the best thing EVURR! I know personalities are awesome, but they're awesome because they're horrible in my eyes. I like the horrlbe clashing of different perspectives. I'm not sure what you meant when you said that sacrificing the person I am for the person I want to be wouldn't be me growing. That sounds like growing to me, becoming someone new, changing.


Forgot I could use BB-Codes... to change my text colour to something more readable...
User avatar #120 - OoJesusoO (12/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the confusion. When you said you don't want to sacrifice to become the person you want to be, THAT would be impossible because you will always change but you just have to try your best to aim towards a better you (unless you want to try to stay the same then good luck). Thank you btw, you helped me a lot.


and it's "EVAR" not "EVURR!" =P
User avatar #121 - cormy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're welcome? I have no idea how that could've helped you but okay lol
#120 - They looked pickled to me. Come at me bro. o 3 o 12/16/2013 on Some men 0
#119 - ...and then sacrificed to their Goddess/beast/abomination/mons…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Some men 0
User avatar #121 - sabcy (12/16/2013) [-]
but then, when the ceremony was nearing completion, a shape few overhead and landed nearby. taking out each human quickly and silently, he took the pickles, and learned from them how to make more. And the pickles renamed him... Vlasic.
#116 - Aren't pickles just pickled cucumbers?...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Some men +1
User avatar #118 - sabcy (12/16/2013) [-]
no, pickles are slices of heaven, which after being stewed in the foot waters of god, were then handed to man.
#119 - OoJesusoO (12/16/2013) [-]
...and then sacrificed to their Goddess/beast/abomination/monster/(rambles on)
User avatar #121 - sabcy (12/16/2013) [-]
but then, when the ceremony was nearing completion, a shape few overhead and landed nearby. taking out each human quickly and silently, he took the pickles, and learned from them how to make more. And the pickles renamed him... Vlasic.
#117 - Jakknife (12/16/2013) [-]
Indeed, but they have not been pickled, they are unpickled pickles and therefore cucumbers
#120 - OoJesusoO (12/16/2013) [-]
They looked pickled to me. Come at me bro. o 3 o
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User avatar #20 - paradox (09/06/2013) [-]
your a good person jesus. i just want you to kno just your alright in my book
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User avatar #18 - biggrand (07/18/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
User avatar #13 - jingleforth (07/11/2012) [-]
Roger's pansexual. Not gay.
User avatar #14 to #16 - OoJesusoO (07/11/2012) [-]
i just thought he was bi now that i think of it. he had a crush on stan's ather and had relationships with women
User avatar #15 to #17 - jingleforth (07/11/2012) [-]
Yeah.

Btw, do you know when season 8 of American Dad's coming on?
User avatar #16 to #18 - OoJesusoO (07/11/2012) [-]
no i wish i love how family guy is starting to suck and ameri. dad is still staying the same but kinda funnier
User avatar #17 to #19 - jingleforth (07/11/2012) [-]
Alright, season 8's coming out on September 30th 2012.
#4 - frohtastic (07/04/2012) [-]
I would like some more lucky starr pics..
if you have that is
#11 to #8 - frohtastic (07/04/2012) [-]
have this
have this
User avatar #9 to #10 - OoJesusoO (07/04/2012) [-]
thats all :O
#10 to #12 - frohtastic (07/04/2012) [-]
surely there must be more out there :)
User avatar #12 to #13 - OoJesusoO (07/04/2012) [-]
google :P
#3 - zameckis (06/16/2012) [-]
Hi there   
   
I see your comments and it's quite interedasting
Hi there

I see your comments and it's quite interedasting
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