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X-box Gamertag: AddyH44
PS3 Gamertag: frontporchfapper
Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Fife WA
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#42 - So tools are for what now? You're gonna use that saw and every…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on U want u lose part 2 0
#50 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
If you're trying to use a multi-tool for heavy work, you've already fucked up.

They're for convenience. You carry them in case you require one of their compact, but accessible, features.

Ipso-facto, NOT while being innawoods.

That's what a proper, heavy survival knife is for.
#5 - STOP FUCKING POSTING THESE. You're worse than fucking bronies …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Gangplank Watches His Team Die +1
User avatar #12 - cameronisepic (01/29/2013) [-]
Weeboo?
#37 - Thumbing me down cuz you don't know shit about knives? I know …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on U want u lose part 2 0
#40 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
You use a multi-tool as a tool, not something to hang your life in the balance with.

Fucking hell. You're hopeless.
User avatar #42 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
So tools are for what now? You're gonna use that saw and everything else on an everyday basis? No? That's right, because if you DID use any of those tools regularly you'd have full-sized tools, not some tool thats supposed to be used in an emergency, and compromises the quality of every tool in order to have more of them.
#50 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
If you're trying to use a multi-tool for heavy work, you've already fucked up.

They're for convenience. You carry them in case you require one of their compact, but accessible, features.

Ipso-facto, NOT while being innawoods.

That's what a proper, heavy survival knife is for.
#34 - A shitty one at that. Avoid gimmicky knives at all times 01/29/2013 on U want u lose part 2 0
#33 - >"Hinges are fragile" >"I want that t…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/29/2013 on U want u lose part 2 -1
#36 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
It's the context of their existance, shitdick.

The Swiss knife is sold as a multi-tool, which it does quite well. The HEST is sold as a survival knife, which it does NOT do well.

Learn to understand knives before you go saying I don't.
User avatar #38 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
Bend over, please.
#41 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
*sighs*

Fine.
User avatar #44 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
You have summoned Gotham's Wreckoning. What the fuck do you want?
#47 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm trying to explain to this young gentleman that there's a difference between a survival knife and a multi-tool.

Something he can't seem to grasp.

I'm sorry you got caught up in this.
#51 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
It's fine.

Survival blades are blades that fucking hurt when you get cut.

Multi-tools have more than one blade attached

You're welcome.
User avatar #37 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
Thumbing me down cuz you don't know shit about knives? I know that knife is shit, but it's not because it has a hinge. Almost every quality folder is worth using in a life or death situation. By your own logic, using a folder makes it weak, and not worth putting your life on, which is exactly what you'd be doing with that multi-tool, fuckwit.
#40 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
You use a multi-tool as a tool, not something to hang your life in the balance with.

Fucking hell. You're hopeless.
User avatar #42 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
So tools are for what now? You're gonna use that saw and everything else on an everyday basis? No? That's right, because if you DID use any of those tools regularly you'd have full-sized tools, not some tool thats supposed to be used in an emergency, and compromises the quality of every tool in order to have more of them.
#50 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
If you're trying to use a multi-tool for heavy work, you've already fucked up.

They're for convenience. You carry them in case you require one of their compact, but accessible, features.

Ipso-facto, NOT while being innawoods.

That's what a proper, heavy survival knife is for.
#32 - Gimmicky knives in general are garbage. In fact, as a good rul…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2013 on U want u lose part 2 0
#43 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
This is the CRKT Sting.

I've used mine to cut open cans of food and ammo tins, and the blade has yet to show any damage for it. On top of it, I've never cut myself on it.

It's $60.
User avatar #46 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
ckrt is a phenominal knife company, and is the exception to the rule of ALMOST every knife under 75. I have a kershaw blur for edc, a SOG seal pup for being in the woods n shit, and a benchmade presidio auto for defense when I don't have my gun on me
#48 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
So why tell the good plebs to purchase based on price alone?
User avatar #49 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm talking mainly about folders. Most quality folders are very expensive. And don't get me started on autos. You can get a lot of good quality fixed blade knives at around 50 bucks.
User avatar #52 - gimmetheporn (01/29/2013) [-]
Alright then, proper point made.
User avatar #56 - VikingSharkPANCH (01/29/2013) [-]
Folding knives under 50 that are good quality though:
SOG Flash 2
Buck 110
Kershaw Scallion, Leek, Chive, Cryo, Skyline
These are just ones that I have personally used, you have to go by company, not price
User avatar #53 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
I almost lost my thumb to a shitty auto my friend had. I think my exact words were "Dude, you're gonna lose a finger with this piece of shit." Then boom, fuckin blade blew through the side of my thumb without me even pushing the release
#6 - What a dick, those things are fucking hot 01/28/2013 on Shit tyrone +15
#29 - Seeing how that's when my life went down to shit, until I got … 01/28/2013 on What if.... (read ONLY... +1
#19 - Repost, and fake. Go die 01/28/2013 on Bacon +7
#28198 - Well I'm already there. Minus the job, the wife and the weed 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#28160 - I really don't even get it. If I wanted to see a real fight, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
User avatar #28161 - ZenMacros (01/28/2013) [-]
Well that's your opinion. I happen to enjoy it. You don't have to.
#28157 - Radio is the worst. There's so much shit you can say on TV, ye… 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#28154 - Agreed. I'm a chubby guy, but I accept that it's my fault. I u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #28162 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2013) [-]
Someday i wanna get a really good job and get fat and have a hot ass wife and just smoke weed all day.
User avatar #28198 - Onemanretardpack (01/28/2013) [-]
Well I'm already there. Minus the job, the wife and the weed
#28152 - Huge difference here: He can't stop being black/diffe… 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#28151 - Well maybe you should have less white trash interests?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#28158 - ZenMacros (01/28/2013) [-]
Ohoho, you clever funny guy, you!
User avatar #28160 - Onemanretardpack (01/28/2013) [-]
I really don't even get it. If I wanted to see a real fight, I'd go watch MMA or boxing. If I wanted to watch a bunch of people act, I'd watch a movie. They try and combine both and do neither very well
User avatar #28161 - ZenMacros (01/28/2013) [-]
Well that's your opinion. I happen to enjoy it. You don't have to.
#28150 - It's worse than MLP and KS. At least those have jokes, even if… 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#28149 - I hate Dimitry Martin I hate Blink 182 League of Legen… 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#32 - Goddammit, these are worse than these stupid weeboo posts. 01/28/2013 on Shaco Everytime +3
#58 - Having a predisposition to mental diseases such as schizophren…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on That is a great point +2
User avatar #61 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah but it's in pretty much in everyone.
#92 - Actually at the time I made the account, I was a really big Ha… 01/27/2013 on Chicken McFucking Nuggets -1
#5 - Not really used right, but holy hell. I have coffee on my keyb… 01/27/2013 on shut up jeff 0
#88 - Apparently. I just woke up, I'd like to meet the guy who's at …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Chicken McFucking Nuggets -3
#90 - robertdylan (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - Onemanretardpack (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually at the time I made the account, I was a really big Hangover fan..
#31 - Believe it or not, old people, 99.99999% of people who play s…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on That is a great point +21
User avatar #54 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
Genes don't decide anything about how you act.
User avatar #58 - Onemanretardpack (01/27/2013) [-]
Having a predisposition to mental diseases such as schizophrenia, depression, and addiction is genetic
User avatar #61 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah but it's in pretty much in everyone.
User avatar #56 - galkawhm (01/27/2013) [-]
Not even down syndrome?
User avatar #59 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
I meant stuff like Sociopathy.
#78 - I thought chickens weren't birds?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Chicken McFucking Nuggets -13
#87 - philo (01/27/2013) [-]
Seriously. You're that dumb?
User avatar #88 - Onemanretardpack (01/27/2013) [-]
Apparently. I just woke up, I'd like to meet the guy who's at 100% after waking up
#90 - robertdylan (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - Onemanretardpack (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually at the time I made the account, I was a really big Hangover fan..
#12 - NO, not everything is related to fucking anime. Goddamn, you w…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Something happened here.... +9
#45 - merrymarvelite (01/27/2013) [-]
#37 - steamboy (01/27/2013) [-]
#25 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
It's not about anime he's talking about, cmon!
it makes sense, the cats and those characters both have the different colored eyes.
damn.
User avatar #15 - ichigokobukuri (01/27/2013) [-]
Which would be a valid point if I wasn't 20% Korean.
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User avatar #51 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
you sir make very valid points regarding gun control.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, it's much easier now that people are actually listening. I actually had to stop coming here when everyone was on the assault weapons ban bandwagon.

Quick question: What are your views?
User avatar #60 to #52 - undeadwill (05/02/2013) [-]
When did they get on the assault weapons ban?
#53 to #52 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
im a former marine and i have been a firm believer in "guns save lives" since before i could remember. i got by first pistol at 5 years old and i have been shooting ever since. i love guns, i only own 4 but i plan to get many more. the pic is my small collection
User avatar #54 to #53 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Very nice setup. There's a lot to be said for having a gun for every situation, rather than having every gun. I've owned a lot firearms, but I only keep two or three at a time, because my interests change, and I make a good chunk of change buying and selling. When I find something I really like, I keep it.

Also, how much did that optic arrangement on your ar15 cost you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
both of those are ncstar the bottom cost 120 it is a luminesant scope that does 4-7 and the top is a reflex sigt that cost 50
User avatar #56 to #55 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. Ncstar makes quality stuff for their price. I have a flashlight by them for my glock 20.
User avatar #57 to #56 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
their lifetime warranty is pretty nice as well
User avatar #58 to #57 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
What are you planning for your next purchase? I'm saving for either an Arsenal AK or to build my own ar15
User avatar #59 to #58 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
i want to get a Remington 870 and tack it out for home defense. after that i want to collect some old school guns like a yellow boy lever action, and others from the "wild west" era
#49 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are you being an asshole to people and calling them "fuckwits"? :(
#43 - crilleballe (01/12/2013) [-]
Hi, i would have answered your comment, but OP decided to be a faggot and blocked me from his content.
You claim that i do not know what carpet bombing means. As i see it, carpet bombing is the act of dropping a lot of bombs on an area, all at once, with the goal of destroying everything in the target zone.
Carpet bombing as i see it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0DdRXk
Some of these scenes are from Vietnam, some from Afghanistan.
Plaese do tell me what you see carpet bombing as, but don't tell me that this didn't happen i Afghanistan.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Onemanretardpack (01/12/2013) [-]
Carpet bombing is destroying an area. We bombed specific targets, it's really simple. If there was carpet bombing, Iraq wouldn't have any major cities left. Most of the bombing done in Iraq/Afghanistan was done by laser or gps controlled bombs such as the JDAM
#45 to #44 - crilleballe (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, then what will you call the scenes in the aforementioned video?
Is it not carpet bombing?
What you are referring to is not carpet bombing, but obliteration bombing. They're two completely different terms. Don't believe me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/carpet%20bomb
www.ts.mu.edu/readers/content/pdf/5/5.3/5.3.1.pdf
Cities like Rotterdam and Walen were obliteration bombed under the second world war. Afghanistan was 'just' carpet bombed.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Obliteration bombing isn't a thing. Why the hell do you keep asking if I believe you? No, I don't believe you, because having more than ten bombs dropped in a war is not carpet bombing
User avatar #47 to #46 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
And that video isn't even in a goddamn warzone. Why would they drop bombs in the middle of nowhere? Why don't you use that thing between your ears a bit, hmm?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Every source you've cited is basically saying you're wrong. None of that happened in Afghanistan or Iraq.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (12/27/2012) [-]
Hey Rick, what's up?
User avatar #41 - SonicTeam (11/27/2012) [-]
Don't you feel like a dumbass right now.
User avatar #40 - rawrbowwow (11/23/2012) [-]
don't you feel silly right now.
User avatar #32 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
Fellow /k/ommando?
User avatar #34 to #33 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm pissed about that one thread on the front page fucking nogunz coowadooty faggots.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
"I've served six years in Afghanistan"

Yeah fucking right, you can't even tell the difference between an ordinary AR15 and the full auto, short barreled instrument of fun/death that you supposedly served with
User avatar #36 to #35 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
This dude I'm arguing with on that thread. He's a fucking idiot
User avatar #38 to #37 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
link?
User avatar #30 - kingofshwarmas (07/12/2012) [-]
dude your account was made 1 ay after my old one
User avatar #26 - tjclue (03/17/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me to say that you are a dumbass
User avatar #27 to #26 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Well he can go fuck himself
#28 to #27 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Why so dumb ass?
Why so dumb ass?
User avatar #24 - Chuckaholic (03/17/2012) [-]
You really are an idiot
#23 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Watch out, dumb ass alert!
#22 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
sup dumbass
#21 - bjartur (03/17/2012) [-]
Hey there dumbass
Hey there dumbass
#20 - jaymesafaux (03/17/2012) [-]
you are a dumb ass.
you are a dumb ass.
#19 - zozozozozo (03/17/2012) [-]
You're a dumbass
User avatar #25 to #19 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Anyone mind telling me why I'm getting spammed with this shit?
#29 to #25 - zozozozozo (03/18/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me
#1 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for blocking me for no reason.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
I don't like getting mass PM's, so tough it out broski
#3 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2011) [-]
Well I understand that and am okay with you removing me for that reason.

But was the block really necessary?
User avatar #5 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
There would be mass irony if you made a comic about this and sent me a mass PM...
#6 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2011) [-]
Why would I make a comic about this? lol
User avatar #8 to #6 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Don't know, just thought that I'd point it out, in case it wasn't already obvious. Fine, I unblocked you. Happy? Now you have to put me in your next content upload! >:D
#9 to #8 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Yay! Let me think....NO LOL!

#10 to #9 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Feels bad man..
Feels bad man..
User avatar #11 to #10 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Well thanks for actually replying to me and unblocking me unlike the others...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
So show some appreciation broski..
User avatar #13 to #12 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
ADD ME BACK THEN XD!!!!111one!!1!

Jk if you want to be friends again, then just add me back.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Dedz at least?? And yeah I will, gimme a minute. Can we be speshul fwends? :0
#15 to #14 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Oh my you added me back.  
  
I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...  
  
I still have others I need to give deds too.  
  
I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
Oh my you added me back.

I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...

I still have others I need to give deds too.

I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, had a rather irritating day -.-
User avatar #17 to #16 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
It's okay -.-
User avatar #18 to #17 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry babycakes :/
User avatar #4 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, but since you're so efficient at sending them out, do you really need one more person to send it to? I mean really, do you just want what you can't have?? :P
#7 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2011) [-]
I mean I don't care about that, I just don't know why I would get the block too.
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