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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/30/2015
Location:Shadow Moses Island
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#363 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Some People 0
#314 - Glad I could make you happy. Here's a picture of a puppy to he…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Some People +2
#509 - turtlewithashotgun (03/12/2013) [-]
das cute.
#311 - Yeah, I just realized I might've fudged the story a bit. I co…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Some People +3
User avatar #534 - jashinist (03/13/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. That makes sense. It would be incredibly hard to not notice a child being completely deaf, but mostly deaf I could understand.
#307 - I had to wait to understand it, but that didn't stop my dad fr… 03/12/2013 on Some People 0
#306 - Pardon me for missing the point, but, what exactly are you arguing?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Some People +1
#352 - stubbernaut (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess it just grinds my gears when you say 'why would god forbid people from hearing", when he clearly does, and has done for thousands of years without intervening. I am agreeing with the content's first bit that if God exists, he makes the child like that intentionally, and that is fucked up on his part.
#363 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
#17 - Picture 03/12/2013 on holy shit +3
#64 - *sigh* When I was 4 years old, my father took me to see an…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Some People +76
User avatar #404 - funkyspot (03/12/2013) [-]
"she"?
#301 - stubbernaut (03/12/2013) [-]
What about the people before ear surgery that were all condemned to lives without hearing, didn't God forbid them from hearing? Are they imperfect? By your logic, they are, and it could have been avoided if he just got rid of deafness all together.

Sure, getting hearing would be an amazing experience, but there is another perspective.
Inb4 hurr durr be quiet atheist.
User avatar #306 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
Pardon me for missing the point, but, what exactly are you arguing?
#352 - stubbernaut (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess it just grinds my gears when you say 'why would god forbid people from hearing", when he clearly does, and has done for thousands of years without intervening. I am agreeing with the content's first bit that if God exists, he makes the child like that intentionally, and that is fucked up on his part.
#363 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #307 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
I had to wait to understand it, but that didn't stop my dad from playing '70's and '80's rock when I was around. Ha ha ha.
User avatar #184 - jashinist (03/12/2013) [-]
It took you until you were four before your parents realised you were deaf?

Don't get me wrong, that's a beautiful story and I'm glad you told it, I just didn't think it would take so many years, y'know?
#312 - rieskimo (03/12/2013) [-]
Between two adults it would be easy to discern that one of them was deaf. However, between an adult and a deaf child it is far more difficult. If you were a parent your child wouldn't even begin to start talking until they were about 2-3 years old. Furthermore, the child doesn't know that it can't hear well(that's how they were born afterall) and if the child reacts to sounds even if they're loud an adult can only assume that it's a baby and it's still slow but it can definitely hear.

I've had a nasty astigmatism my whole life(thanks dad) but I didn't even know I couldn't see well until I was about 11-12 when I first got a real eye exam. My family had thought that I had bad vision but weren't sure.
User avatar #311 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just realized I might've fudged the story a bit. I could hear things, they just sounded as though they were all deeeep underwater. So, I would listen to my parents sometimes, but only if it was for me to follow them. Anything specific, and I couldn't do it.
User avatar #534 - jashinist (03/13/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. That makes sense. It would be incredibly hard to not notice a child being completely deaf, but mostly deaf I could understand.
#156 - turtlewithashotgun (03/12/2013) [-]
that...that story was really uplifting. After reading that other feels post, you have cheered me up. thanks.
#314 - OldSnake (03/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could make you happy. Here's a picture of a puppy to help out even more.
#509 - turtlewithashotgun (03/12/2013) [-]
das cute.
#23 - Thanks for the assist, England. 03/11/2013 on A victory for England. 0
#4 - magenguardadaenbscap00xx.jpg So, I pretty much watche… 03/11/2013 on Peter Griffin +1
#19 - "LASER!" 03/11/2013 on Laser +1
#6 - Picture 03/09/2013 on Fire sneeze 0
#4 - Picture 03/09/2013 on The toaster broke +2
#18 - Picture 03/09/2013 on Sad Song +4
#35 - Yeah, I eat pieces of **** like him for breakfast.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2013 on The Mutherfucking Batman +17
User avatar #43 - recruitactivated (03/09/2013) [-]
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
#96 - thecakeislegit (03/09/2013) [-]
#95 - buttholee (03/09/2013) [-]
Wow, I actually have a good use for this
#36 - kingofunnyjunk (03/09/2013) [-]
Here comes the dinner
#37 - ohokay (03/09/2013) [-]
fuck yeah.
#16 - Why am I reminded of the Doom Slide? 03/09/2013 on every mall needs this 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2013 on are you... +5
#47 - Marker (03/08/2013) [-]
#127 - dalgaard (03/09/2013) [-]
I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!


persistent prick...
#52 - haunterbrony (03/08/2013) [-]
#53 - Marker (03/08/2013) [-]
Gumshoe, stay out of this, or we'll have to discuss this during your next salary assessment.
#54 - haunterbrony (03/08/2013) [-]
Understood, sir.
#95 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/08/2013) [-]
Gumshoe sallary is going to be cut? He wont be able to buy a single entire noodle.

oh, god, I'm loving this thread
#99 - haunterbrony (03/08/2013) [-]
I hope not, pal.
#34 - Picture 03/08/2013 on This guy +2
#40 - I didn't think I could love Todd more than I do now. … 03/07/2013 on Trolling Chris Brown +3
#17 - <--- my first thought 03/07/2013 on Life Hacks +1
#39 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Bible : -8 0
#19 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Hahahahaha..... HWAT +1
#13 - That... actually makes sense. 03/05/2013 on Sonic's eyes finally make... +39
#3 - How I see yoga. 03/05/2013 on The Truth. +5
#24 - "THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOORE!" 03/04/2013 on Not in my store.... +40
#2 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Welcome to the internet +1
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User avatar #42 - CyborgNinja (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, that was fun!
User avatar #38 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Dunno why you got thumbed down for posting Minato on that Orpheus-comic-thingy, but I ******* like Persona 3, so I ******* thumbed you up.
#33 - lordknightmare (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#29 - OldSnake ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
#18 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passion♥
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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