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OldSnake

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Shadow Moses Island
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Comment Ranking:#2965
Highest Content Rank:#2085
Highest Comment Rank:#649
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Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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latest user's comments

#37 - "And that's why 50 Shades is the best book series ever ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Typical Day in Drama Class +7
User avatar #83 - phantomonkey (03/07/2014) [-]
That was the best video game I ever played.
#185 - If you're gonna build something huge, build Tartarus from Pers… 03/06/2014 on TLDR: Huge Minecraft Pit... +1
#34 - Hey, if it works, it works. 03/05/2014 on A Fish Would Die +1
#159 - "Don't be upsetti; Have some McSpaghetti!" 03/05/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... 0
#62 - "Why didn't you tell me?!?" 03/05/2014 on animu/mango +5
#31 - Picture 03/05/2014 on thanks hitler +1
#63 - "It belongs in a museum."  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #76 - reican (03/05/2014) [-]
Dun-dudutuu-dun-duduu
#38 - Is that a pekitese? Because I freaking LOVE pekitese! … 03/03/2014 on Dog backwards is God +1
#14 - How I spend Friday every night. 03/02/2014 on You shall not look at my... +2
#12 - GAAAHH! It's so CUTE! 03/02/2014 on domino effect 0
#8 - Ha ha ha! "I'm sorry, Wilson! *cries*" 03/02/2014 on wilson +2
#208 - It's a play on the word "Megiddo", and it's a painful one. 03/02/2014 on Darth Plagueis 0
#16 - mrw awful parents 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +3
#20 - Because (shock, gasp) not a lot of people have played Katawa Shojo.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on a feel is coming +6
#31 - hillbillypowpow (03/02/2014) [-]
It wasn't a joke actually from Katawa Shoujo though.
#9 - Honest question: Have we ever seen him skate?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Danny +35
#36 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Maybe he used to skate before he was turned into a ghost hybrid?
#50 - "The Planet Mygeeto"? *cringes at the play …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Darth Plagueis -3
User avatar #198 - huntergriff (03/02/2014) [-]
that's literally the name of the planet though...
User avatar #208 - OldSnake (03/02/2014) [-]
It's a play on the word "Megiddo", and it's a painful one.
#29 - Good nights sleep, here I come!  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Cure for insomnia 0
#81 - genocidalgenesis (03/02/2014) [-]
Ahh yeahhh, persona 3!
User avatar #68 - catburglarpenis (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but he summons Thanatos, which then promptly turns into Orpheus. Everyone fucking knows that, duh.
#76 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
I will burn my dreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaadddddddd
User avatar #33 - lolshadowjewtwo (03/01/2014) [-]
that's a nice picture you have there
#105 - Then he pulls out this card.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked +4
User avatar #201 - hackhazardly (03/02/2014) [-]
*sound of other anus clenching*
#22 - "Sea is for Cookie!"  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2014 on LEGO keeps amazing me +66
#94 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
Fucking brilliant
User avatar #36 - sociocat (03/01/2014) [-]
and cookie is for MEEEE
#34 - funnyjunkiefive (03/01/2014) [-]
#26 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
actually made me lol. ty snake, this is going in my collection.
#13 - My condolences.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Boobs +29
#46 - greedtheavaricious (03/01/2014) [-]
That such a little girl can cause so much physical pain...
#22 - Picture 02/27/2014 on Wacky Twerking Inflatable Girl +1
#24 - Grass, dude. Always go grass.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/27/2014 on gaming: then vs now +4
#47 - Visual (02/27/2014) [-]
5 weaknesses, 3 resistances, 3 strengths and 7 "not very effective" offensive matchups.

Possibly 2nd worst typing in the game, 1st being bug.
User avatar #74 - lateday (02/27/2014) [-]
Is there a fully evolved pure Grass pokemon?
#109 - Visual (02/27/2014) [-]
Meganium, Tangrowth, Lilligant, Sunflora, Cherrim, Bellossom, Sceptile, Carnivine, Leafeon, Serperior, Simisage, Maractus, and Gogoat.
#55 - Omnomnomynous (02/27/2014) [-]
Its people like you that take the fun away from Pokemon on occasion Dark type is best type
#58 - Visual (02/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean it's still fun to use, but no pokeman of mine is a grass starter. Except Sceptile, Venasaur and Chesnaught. They're cool to get later on.

Also Prankster Sableye is best Dark type.
#71 - bendeman (02/27/2014) [-]
dat 0 weaknesses
User avatar #75 - lateday (02/27/2014) [-]
Fairy beats Dark type now. Both Sableye and Spiritomb have one weakness.
User avatar #77 - bendeman (02/27/2014) [-]
If it isn't apparent, i stopped before fairies were a thing.
fuckin snubbull
#111 - Visual (02/27/2014) [-]
The only Pokemon with "no weaknesses" in normal conditions is Eelektross. It's an Electric type with Levitate, pretty much getting rid of Electric's only weakness to Ground. The only thing that gets past that is either getting hit with Gastro Acid then hit with a Ground attack or getting hit with a Mold Breaker Ground attack right off the bat.
User avatar #112 - Visual (02/27/2014) [-]
Or touching Cofagrigus to lose your ability and become Mummy or being skill swapped or entrained by any other pokemon that doesn't have levitate
#62 - Omnomnomynous (02/27/2014) [-]
Synchronize Umbreon is best tank/annoyance/pokemon
#116 - This was my card. 02/27/2014 on Magic 0
#79 - I haven't felt this much anger towards someone I didn't know i… 02/26/2014 on JellyBook 2 +1
#120 - Oh, God, yes... Oh, God, no! 02/26/2014 on nay +1

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#44 - superbla (02/13/2015) [-]
We joined FJ on the same day
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Old, but gold.
User avatar #42 - CyborgNinja (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, that was fun!
User avatar #38 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Dunno why you got thumbed down for posting Minato on that Orpheus-comic-thingy, but I ******* like Persona 3, so I ******* thumbed you up.
#33 - lordknightmare ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passionā™„
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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