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OldSnake

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Shadow Moses Island
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latest user's comments

#9 - Oak is no longer a word to me. 07/01/2014 on oak version +8
#12 - Did he look something like this?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Typical Drama Class +52
User avatar #47 - traks (07/01/2014) [-]
Christ I hate that fucker, he always kicks my ass in Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition
#18 - SergeantPWN (06/30/2014) [-]
May have been Bruce Lee Fei Long and his fire kick.
#13 - treynificent (06/30/2014) [-]
They are the Mario brothers of street fighter
User avatar #31 - northleech (07/01/2014) [-]
While they are not related, Id have to say those titles go to Ryu and Ken
User avatar #69 - Ryu (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
#17 - Because that's what doggies do! 06/30/2014 on Why do bad things happen to... +2
#23 - "AND OLIVER HAS RUN HIMSELF OVER! WHAT A GREAT TWIT!"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on For today's lesson +4
#43 - badgerbaiting (06/30/2014) [-]
Reference for anyone who's curious.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ba1OKY7Xc
#29 - Costa Rica when they defeat Greece despite a really biased ref. 06/30/2014 on Netherlands face when they... +2
#79 - Gay Ass Yuppies trying to sound profound on the internet 06/30/2014 on God Always Yugoslavia +1
#35 - "So's Patrick's bellybutton." 06/29/2014 on Mailbox +3
#103 - Sky ******* HIGH! 06/29/2014 on Bolin & Mako 0
#75 - Somebody hasn't drank their water today. Remember, hydration is key.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on common misunderstanding +12
#94 - Ken M (06/27/2014) [-]
it never really was a thing to begin with. Cuz it's not funny.
#40 - A. Not even "durururu" sounded right. It was about a… 06/26/2014 on game of the year 10/10 0
#36 - What good is a product that looks nice if it's confusing to tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on game of the year 10/10 0
User avatar #39 - killerliquid (06/26/2014) [-]
I dunno about you but I watched the subbed version

It was a 3DCG movie about FFVII, I would expect nothing but good visuals from it
User avatar #40 - OldSnake (06/26/2014) [-]
A. Not even "durururu" sounded right. It was about as cheesy as "dilly-dally shilly-shally".

B. My problem isn't how it looks; the movie itself is confusing, especially if you haven't played the game it's based on.
#25 - Final Fantasy Advent Children: Never before have continuity lo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2014 on game of the year 10/10 0
User avatar #27 - killerliquid (06/26/2014) [-]
I still watch it to this day because of the cutscene-quality visuals
#36 - OldSnake (06/26/2014) [-]
What good is a product that looks nice if it's confusing to try to follow?

Why did the movie open up with the game's ending if it has nothing to do with the overall plot? Who are these men with white hair? Who the fuck is Denzel, and why should I care? Why is Geostigma even a thing if it's so easy for Aerith (Aeris?) to get rid of? What does Geostigma DO that's so dangerous to the body? As awesome as this new Buster Sword is, what was the point of getting rid of the old one? How the fuck do you survive a bullet to the face? Why is Cloud emo again when, by the end of the game, he got over it?

Also, "Dilly-dally shilly-shally"? Seriously?
User avatar #39 - killerliquid (06/26/2014) [-]
I dunno about you but I watched the subbed version

It was a 3DCG movie about FFVII, I would expect nothing but good visuals from it
User avatar #40 - OldSnake (06/26/2014) [-]
A. Not even "durururu" sounded right. It was about as cheesy as "dilly-dally shilly-shally".

B. My problem isn't how it looks; the movie itself is confusing, especially if you haven't played the game it's based on.
User avatar #28 - ciacheczko (06/26/2014) [-]
Don't forget the soundtrack. I watch it for soundtrack. And maybe hot guys, too
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (06/26/2014) [-]
I was younger then

I didn't give two shits about OST
#110 - Work your marvel with strength and skill. 06/26/2014 on Something broke... -1
#42 - Picture 06/26/2014 on best gambling story ever... +3
#110 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Damn sharks +3
#8 - That stapler is making me uncomfortable for some reason...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on As a unemployed white male... 0
User avatar #14 - mrmuffins (06/25/2014) [-]
That stapler is the cause of fire.
#12 - If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go give my dad a hug right now. 06/25/2014 on why you shouldn't go snooping +6
#19 - I don't recall ever taking that photo...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (12) - (untitled) +2
User avatar #40 - soupkittenagain (06/25/2014) [-]
Cuz that's Older Snake aka "Daddy Snake"
#57 - Way down in Deep 13.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on John Oliver Interviews... 0
User avatar #118 - nimblewalrus (06/25/2014) [-]
It's "Next Sunday A.D." I don't care what anyone else says.
#73 - thatguyontheright (06/25/2014) [-]
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank Were hatching an Evil Scheme.
#41 - Some of my best memories are from my elementary school.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2014 on I can relate to this. 41 +9
#49 - propimp (06/24/2014) [-]
mfw i drive past the school realizing exactly what ur saying
#98 - aliennova (06/24/2014) [-]
Mfw I can no longer be attracted to kids.
#54 - ojezcola (06/24/2014) [-]
...Yeah...
User avatar #60 - joemoearigato (06/24/2014) [-]
That feel.
#39 - You misspelled "Zac x Riven" Warning…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Assaulting your holes +3
#40 - holycrusader (06/23/2014) [-]
#7 - Oh, **** , she ugly!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Shocking realization +12
#27 - sniffythebird (06/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory flashing Seananners cat
#19 - This, frankly, looks seamless and incredible. Good job. 06/23/2014 on Selfies ain't gonna take... +10
#24 - "Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes." 06/23/2014 on MFW showing borderline NSFW... +18
#13 - So, not that old?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on tumblr 0
User avatar #14 - yologdog (06/23/2014) [-]
In reality, no.

In internet years, yes.

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#44 - superbla (02/13/2015) [-]
We joined FJ on the same day
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Old, but gold.
User avatar #42 - CyborgNinja (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, that was fun!
User avatar #38 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Dunno why you got thumbed down for posting Minato on that Orpheus-comic-thingy, but I ******* like Persona 3, so I ******* thumbed you up.
#33 - lordknightmare ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passion♥
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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