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#15 - In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
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I'll add you tomorrow
#13 - You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#11 - Even though that would take even longer, yeah, you can.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait, so what's the fastest method?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Pokemon Ranch at all.
I asked my girl about it, and she just said she hates how weird the pokemon look.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed them, whatever, just get the number of deposited Pokemon up to 999. Also, Eggs count towards the total, hatched or no. To me, it's faster to catch them than to breed them, but whatever works works.
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#9 - Check comment 7. 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... +1
#8 - Theoretically, if you get Mew, withdraw all deposited Pokemon,…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
This is amazing, thanks for the tip.
Could I just breed and hatch bidoofs all day long to reach 999?
User avatar #11 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Even though that would take even longer, yeah, you can.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait, so what's the fastest method?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Pokemon Ranch at all.
I asked my girl about it, and she just said she hates how weird the pokemon look.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed them, whatever, just get the number of deposited Pokemon up to 999. Also, Eggs count towards the total, hatched or no. To me, it's faster to catch them than to breed them, but whatever works works.
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#7 - This process may be a bit taxing, but it DOES work. 1…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... +16
#8 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Theoretically, if you get Mew, withdraw all deposited Pokemon, and reset the Ranch data, you can get infinite Mews.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
This is amazing, thanks for the tip.
Could I just breed and hatch bidoofs all day long to reach 999?
User avatar #11 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Even though that would take even longer, yeah, you can.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait, so what's the fastest method?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Pokemon Ranch at all.
I asked my girl about it, and she just said she hates how weird the pokemon look.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed them, whatever, just get the number of deposited Pokemon up to 999. Also, Eggs count towards the total, hatched or no. To me, it's faster to catch them than to breed them, but whatever works works.
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#3 - Actually, if you have a Wii and a copy of Diamond or Pearl, yo…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #4 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Please, go on.
#5 - qwertywtf (04/11/2014) [-]
well now I'm involved in this
User avatar #9 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Check comment 7.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
For real tho.
If there's a way to get a legit Mew without cheating, I'm all about it.
Barring that, it's either cheating or waiting for an event at gamestop or something.
User avatar #7 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
This process may be a bit taxing, but it DOES work.

1) Buy "My Pokemon Ranch" from the WiiWare Shop on your Wii. It's basically like Pokemon Box or Pokemon Bank, just store your Pokemon and stuff.

2) (Here's the hard part) Deposit 999 Pokemon into your Ranch.

3) The girl running the ranch will offer you her Mew for an Egg. Yes, that's all she's asking for. An Egg. Could be Bidoof, could be Phione, but she wants an Egg for her Mew.

4) Receive Mew.
#8 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Theoretically, if you get Mew, withdraw all deposited Pokemon, and reset the Ranch data, you can get infinite Mews.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
This is amazing, thanks for the tip.
Could I just breed and hatch bidoofs all day long to reach 999?
User avatar #11 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Even though that would take even longer, yeah, you can.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait, so what's the fastest method?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Pokemon Ranch at all.
I asked my girl about it, and she just said she hates how weird the pokemon look.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed them, whatever, just get the number of deposited Pokemon up to 999. Also, Eggs count towards the total, hatched or no. To me, it's faster to catch them than to breed them, but whatever works works.
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#2 - I can get you one.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Pokemon/ Avatar water... 0
User avatar #3 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Actually, if you have a Wii and a copy of Diamond or Pearl, you can get one on your own.
User avatar #4 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Please, go on.
#5 - qwertywtf (04/11/2014) [-]
well now I'm involved in this
User avatar #9 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Check comment 7.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
For real tho.
If there's a way to get a legit Mew without cheating, I'm all about it.
Barring that, it's either cheating or waiting for an event at gamestop or something.
User avatar #7 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
This process may be a bit taxing, but it DOES work.

1) Buy "My Pokemon Ranch" from the WiiWare Shop on your Wii. It's basically like Pokemon Box or Pokemon Bank, just store your Pokemon and stuff.

2) (Here's the hard part) Deposit 999 Pokemon into your Ranch.

3) The girl running the ranch will offer you her Mew for an Egg. Yes, that's all she's asking for. An Egg. Could be Bidoof, could be Phione, but she wants an Egg for her Mew.

4) Receive Mew.
#8 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Theoretically, if you get Mew, withdraw all deposited Pokemon, and reset the Ranch data, you can get infinite Mews.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
This is amazing, thanks for the tip.
Could I just breed and hatch bidoofs all day long to reach 999?
User avatar #11 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Even though that would take even longer, yeah, you can.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait, so what's the fastest method?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Pokemon Ranch at all.
I asked my girl about it, and she just said she hates how weird the pokemon look.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, catch them in the wild, breed them, whatever, just get the number of deposited Pokemon up to 999. Also, Eggs count towards the total, hatched or no. To me, it's faster to catch them than to breed them, but whatever works works.
User avatar #14 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
If eggs count, it should go quickly and I won't have to keep buying pokeballs.
User avatar #15 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
In any case, have fun, and enjoy your new, legit Mew.
User avatar #16 - OldSnake (04/11/2014) [-]
Let me know how the Ranch goes. My 3DS Friend Code is 0430-9577-1194.
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (04/11/2014) [-]
2895 7438 7045

I'll add you tomorrow
#144 - In all honesty, if a show is straightforward with its fanservi… 04/11/2014 on Now this has to be unpopular 0
#50 - So, you basically become Hopeman? 04/10/2014 on Flying a heli in BF4 for... 0
#62 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#75 - LloydIrving (04/10/2014) [-]
#22 - too* 04/10/2014 on Talent +1
#21 - I wouldn't speak to highly of Tom; I hear his son was the Doom…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Talent +10
#28 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/10/2014) [-]
he was also a serial stalker who set up webcams in girls houses and fapped to them and sniffed the comb the girl used to masterbate
#24 - thentherewerethree (04/10/2014) [-]
Obscure. But funny. Thumb
User avatar #22 - OldSnake (04/10/2014) [-]
too*
#9 - Wow, I guess this bard wasn't so spoony... 04/10/2014 on Video Bombing +3
#7 - RULES OF NATURE!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Hat Has Chosen a New Owner 0
#15 - DJFatcat (04/10/2014) [-]
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
User avatar #17 - flambenobunaga (04/10/2014) [-]
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
#20 - Picture 04/09/2014 on I'm sure this happens all... +38
#3 - The rest were Filipino. The Philippines: Where … 04/09/2014 on What about the others? 0
#23 - No! No! Fuck "One More Day!"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Spaidaman is jealous. +3
#28 - angelusprimus (04/09/2014) [-]
Horrible story line with no fucking reason for existing except that managers though Peter Parker being married is making him seem too old.
#53 - Goddammit, I remembered everything but the picture! 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... 0
#51 - This post is made of... LOVE AND PEACE! …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... 0
#53 - OldSnake (04/09/2014) [-]
Goddammit, I remembered everything but the picture!
#125 - Picture 04/08/2014 on just sit back and relax for... +1
#17 - Pokemon that break out of the ball after the third shake are t… 04/07/2014 on The most stressful moment... +1
#524 - I don't need to catch 'em ALL. 04/06/2014 on You know what to do. +2
#125 - **OldSnake rolled image ** Givin' it everything! 04/04/2014 on Magic Dance +3
#19 - I thought Cunningham's Law said "Who the heck is Chuck?"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on truer words 0
User avatar #26 - kanatana (04/04/2014) [-]
No, Cunninhgam's law says "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
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User avatar #37 - zameckis (05/18/2014) [-]
nigger
#33 - lordknightmare (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passion♥
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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