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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Shadow Moses Island
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#68 - If this is true, then that's actually pretty good of Jim Carrey. 09/17/2014 on DYK Comp #54 +1
#219 - "Hipsters with degrees in cultural studies" …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Are video games sexist? +4
User avatar #249 - thatguyontheright (09/17/2014) [-]
If Feminazis did their research, they wouldn't be feminazis.
#35 - mrw gun-shaped hair dryer 09/17/2014 on 15 MOAR awesome inventions +1
#76 - Here's a gif version.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on So it begins +1
#77 - harrywarden (09/17/2014) [-]
I personally prefer it as an static image, not sure why though, but thanks!
#112 - sarcasticrunner (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - codyxvasco (09/17/2014) [-]
Laughing Jotaro is so....out of character.
#72 - Picture 09/17/2014 on So it begins +2
#71 - Well, at least it's pet friendly. 09/17/2014 on So it begins 0
#69 - SONOCHI NO SADAMEEEEE JOOOOOOOOOOOO-JO! 09/17/2014 on So it begins +4
#41 - Picture 09/17/2014 on God dammit, Paul 0
#108 - "What's your favorite Pokemon?"  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on I dunno +9
#109 - nickysmithy (09/17/2014) [-]
I donno
#172 - pokemonstheshiz (09/17/2014) [-]
#66 - Considering how sociopathic Patrick can be, I would be… 09/16/2014 on fixed +2
#74 - Picture 09/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#79 - Ara ara~ You're not attracted to an OldSnake like me,… 09/16/2014 on Kek +1
#77 - Yo.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Kek +4
#86 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
It looks like there's a space in your name. you lucky bastard
#102 - No Mega Beef Bowl from P4A? What's wrong with you? 09/16/2014 on Some gorgeous-looking food... 0
#65 - - On Twitter Feeds - An Odd Regression - Ancient Memes… 09/16/2014 on post your 5 main interests 0
#39 - -Send shivers down your -Spine  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on post your 5 main interests +6
User avatar #312 - yourafaggotharry (09/17/2014) [-]
-Shrieking skulls will
-Shock your soul
-And seal your doom tonight.
#19 - Do you?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fuckin' Craigslist 0
User avatar #33 - upfordownsyndrome (09/16/2014) [-]
Did you understand how Tetsuo had to take medicine to keep from evolving too quickly? When he didn't take the medicine, he started to become that mutant baby-looking thing, and then Akira came and transported him away from fucking everything so he could assume his final form. The last part of the movie with the squiggly lines where he says "I am Tetsuo" is a reference to signals created by the Big Bang.
User avatar #21 - greatgatsby (09/15/2014) [-]
I think I understand the story, but it just might be me filling in points that were not explained
#15 - Y'know what? It might just be that. Maybe the hype surrounding…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fuckin' Craigslist +2
#18 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
or maybe your both not smart enough to understand the story.
User avatar #19 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #33 - upfordownsyndrome (09/16/2014) [-]
Did you understand how Tetsuo had to take medicine to keep from evolving too quickly? When he didn't take the medicine, he started to become that mutant baby-looking thing, and then Akira came and transported him away from fucking everything so he could assume his final form. The last part of the movie with the squiggly lines where he says "I am Tetsuo" is a reference to signals created by the Big Bang.
User avatar #21 - greatgatsby (09/15/2014) [-]
I think I understand the story, but it just might be me filling in points that were not explained
#13 - That's the thing: I watched it three times already, and I stil…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fuckin' Craigslist 0
User avatar #14 - teranin (09/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Maybe you do get it, and your brain has just convinced itself "no, that can't be it, everyone loves this, there must be more to it than that" but there really isn't?
#15 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
Y'know what? It might just be that. Maybe the hype surrounding this movie led me to believe that there was more than what was given.
#18 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
or maybe your both not smart enough to understand the story.
User avatar #19 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #33 - upfordownsyndrome (09/16/2014) [-]
Did you understand how Tetsuo had to take medicine to keep from evolving too quickly? When he didn't take the medicine, he started to become that mutant baby-looking thing, and then Akira came and transported him away from fucking everything so he could assume his final form. The last part of the movie with the squiggly lines where he says "I am Tetsuo" is a reference to signals created by the Big Bang.
User avatar #21 - greatgatsby (09/15/2014) [-]
I think I understand the story, but it just might be me filling in points that were not explained
#10 - Honest question here: Why do so many people like Akira? Yeah, …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fuckin' Craigslist 0
#24 - haeckal (09/16/2014) [-]
The exact story is a bit confusing, but fairly simple - Akira is about a future dystopian society where humanity has pretty much ceased to make any progress and is degenerating. The only exception is a handful of mutant children born with extraordinary psychic powers - but they can barely control their abilities and in the end have to go to extraordinary lengths just to stop one of their own from destroying the world. Nevertheless the story ends on an optimistic note - perhaps humanity will do better in the future. I saw it as a story about human evolution (in the broadest sense of the term), the problems of modernity, and man's place in the cosmos.
#48 - masarua (09/16/2014) [-]
so...shin sekai yori was based on akira?
User avatar #12 - teranin (09/15/2014) [-]
It may be that you need to re-watch it. I didn't really get the story the first go-around either.
User avatar #13 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
That's the thing: I watched it three times already, and I still don't get it.
User avatar #14 - teranin (09/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Maybe you do get it, and your brain has just convinced itself "no, that can't be it, everyone loves this, there must be more to it than that" but there really isn't?
#15 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
Y'know what? It might just be that. Maybe the hype surrounding this movie led me to believe that there was more than what was given.
#18 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
or maybe your both not smart enough to understand the story.
User avatar #19 - OldSnake (09/15/2014) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #33 - upfordownsyndrome (09/16/2014) [-]
Did you understand how Tetsuo had to take medicine to keep from evolving too quickly? When he didn't take the medicine, he started to become that mutant baby-looking thing, and then Akira came and transported him away from fucking everything so he could assume his final form. The last part of the movie with the squiggly lines where he says "I am Tetsuo" is a reference to signals created by the Big Bang.
User avatar #21 - greatgatsby (09/15/2014) [-]
I think I understand the story, but it just might be me filling in points that were not explained
#16 - "Can you not masturbate next to me?" "… 09/15/2014 on Kek +22
#39 - Picture 09/15/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +19
#13 - LIQUID!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on You get extra credit +8
#36 - dudewitharake (09/16/2014) [-]
#16 - To those select few that get this, how cool was Made In …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on ice, what are you doing +3
#18 - muchswagsuchwow (09/15/2014) [-]
Made in heaven was cool but my all time favourite stand is killer queen
#13 - Whenever Dave Grohl laughs, he becomes Dave Lol. Also…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Shit's cash, yo +129
User avatar #65 - kiermatv (09/16/2014) [-]
someone please edit this image to read
DAVE LOHL
(as I can't on my computer, apparently)
#81 - upfordownsyndrome (09/16/2014) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #30 - thelastelephant (09/15/2014) [-]
thank dave lohl
#39 - SuperBobbis (09/15/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope this takes off.
User avatar #17 - bogbean (09/15/2014) [-]
Lohl*
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User avatar #38 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Dunno why you got thumbed down for posting Minato on that Orpheus-comic-thingy, but I ******* like Persona 3, so I ******* thumbed you up.
#33 - lordknightmare (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#29 - OldSnake ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
#18 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passionā™„
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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