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#44 - Diamond is Not Crash, if only because that JoJo was the nicest…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Epicgetguy's profile 0
User avatar #45 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Part 4 is best part, but if Jojolion keeps going on the way it is, it might get replaced.

If only Rohan would use it for more than his manga, he'd fucking wreck DIO, Diavolo, Kars, and Pucci
User avatar #46 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'd imagine Kars would welcome that wrecking with open arms.

Immortality is kind of a bitch, innit?
User avatar #47 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially if you get rused so hard you get shot into space.
#48 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I like to imagine that Kars carried over completely unchanged into SBR, just to make his punishment even worse.
#49 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Who do you think Magenta Magenta is?
User avatar #50 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
On the subject of Kars, do you think Joseph used Hermit Purple to check up on Kars every so often?

"Yup. Still in space."
User avatar #51 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Probably, but I wonder how the fuck he even learned about it's ability in the first place, did he get pissed at a camera and just break it? Did he not take into account that digital cameras will exist? will it work on smartphones?
User avatar #52 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
It should work on any solid object, considering that he smashed a jar to get a map.

Speaking of hanging threads, Shizuka Joestar. Just Shizuka Joestar.
User avatar #53 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
>There will never be a spin off featuring Shizuka and her stand antics with Joseph

Which reminds me, did you know Joeseph really was pretending to be retarded in part 4?
User avatar #54 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Joseph is the poster boy for the Magnificent Bastard trope, so I wouldn't put it past him.
User avatar #55 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'm gonna go shitpost on japanese streams, see ya around m8
User avatar #56 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go gamble with some dude named Daniel something. Later.
#42 - What can I say? I try.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Epicgetguy's profile 0
User avatar #43 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
What's your favorite part?
User avatar #44 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Diamond is Not Crash, if only because that JoJo was the nicest one to date.

Heaven's Door is broken as fuck, though.
User avatar #45 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Part 4 is best part, but if Jojolion keeps going on the way it is, it might get replaced.

If only Rohan would use it for more than his manga, he'd fucking wreck DIO, Diavolo, Kars, and Pucci
User avatar #46 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'd imagine Kars would welcome that wrecking with open arms.

Immortality is kind of a bitch, innit?
User avatar #47 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially if you get rused so hard you get shot into space.
#48 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I like to imagine that Kars carried over completely unchanged into SBR, just to make his punishment even worse.
#49 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Who do you think Magenta Magenta is?
User avatar #50 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
On the subject of Kars, do you think Joseph used Hermit Purple to check up on Kars every so often?

"Yup. Still in space."
User avatar #51 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Probably, but I wonder how the fuck he even learned about it's ability in the first place, did he get pissed at a camera and just break it? Did he not take into account that digital cameras will exist? will it work on smartphones?
User avatar #52 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
It should work on any solid object, considering that he smashed a jar to get a map.

Speaking of hanging threads, Shizuka Joestar. Just Shizuka Joestar.
User avatar #53 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
>There will never be a spin off featuring Shizuka and her stand antics with Joseph

Which reminds me, did you know Joeseph really was pretending to be retarded in part 4?
User avatar #54 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Joseph is the poster boy for the Magnificent Bastard trope, so I wouldn't put it past him.
User avatar #55 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'm gonna go shitpost on japanese streams, see ya around m8
User avatar #56 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go gamble with some dude named Daniel something. Later.
#40 - I was thinking more along the lines of "orchid is Greek f…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Epicgetguy's profile 0
#41 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
oh you cheeky cunt m8
#42 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
What can I say? I try.
User avatar #43 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
What's your favorite part?
User avatar #44 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Diamond is Not Crash, if only because that JoJo was the nicest one to date.

Heaven's Door is broken as fuck, though.
User avatar #45 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Part 4 is best part, but if Jojolion keeps going on the way it is, it might get replaced.

If only Rohan would use it for more than his manga, he'd fucking wreck DIO, Diavolo, Kars, and Pucci
User avatar #46 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'd imagine Kars would welcome that wrecking with open arms.

Immortality is kind of a bitch, innit?
User avatar #47 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially if you get rused so hard you get shot into space.
#48 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I like to imagine that Kars carried over completely unchanged into SBR, just to make his punishment even worse.
#49 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Who do you think Magenta Magenta is?
User avatar #50 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
On the subject of Kars, do you think Joseph used Hermit Purple to check up on Kars every so often?

"Yup. Still in space."
User avatar #51 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Probably, but I wonder how the fuck he even learned about it's ability in the first place, did he get pissed at a camera and just break it? Did he not take into account that digital cameras will exist? will it work on smartphones?
User avatar #52 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
It should work on any solid object, considering that he smashed a jar to get a map.

Speaking of hanging threads, Shizuka Joestar. Just Shizuka Joestar.
User avatar #53 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
>There will never be a spin off featuring Shizuka and her stand antics with Joseph

Which reminds me, did you know Joeseph really was pretending to be retarded in part 4?
User avatar #54 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Joseph is the poster boy for the Magnificent Bastard trope, so I wouldn't put it past him.
User avatar #55 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'm gonna go shitpost on japanese streams, see ya around m8
User avatar #56 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go gamble with some dude named Daniel something. Later.
#38 - Your avatar is making me think of orchids for some reason.  [+] (18 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Epicgetguy's profile 0
#39 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Well the man in it is is a beautiful one.
User avatar #40 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of "orchid is Greek for 'testicle'.", but I won't deny Jo2uke is a beautiful man.
#41 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
oh you cheeky cunt m8
#42 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
What can I say? I try.
User avatar #43 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
What's your favorite part?
User avatar #44 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Diamond is Not Crash, if only because that JoJo was the nicest one to date.

Heaven's Door is broken as fuck, though.
User avatar #45 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Part 4 is best part, but if Jojolion keeps going on the way it is, it might get replaced.

If only Rohan would use it for more than his manga, he'd fucking wreck DIO, Diavolo, Kars, and Pucci
User avatar #46 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'd imagine Kars would welcome that wrecking with open arms.

Immortality is kind of a bitch, innit?
User avatar #47 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially if you get rused so hard you get shot into space.
#48 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I like to imagine that Kars carried over completely unchanged into SBR, just to make his punishment even worse.
#49 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Who do you think Magenta Magenta is?
User avatar #50 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
On the subject of Kars, do you think Joseph used Hermit Purple to check up on Kars every so often?

"Yup. Still in space."
User avatar #51 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Probably, but I wonder how the fuck he even learned about it's ability in the first place, did he get pissed at a camera and just break it? Did he not take into account that digital cameras will exist? will it work on smartphones?
User avatar #52 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
It should work on any solid object, considering that he smashed a jar to get a map.

Speaking of hanging threads, Shizuka Joestar. Just Shizuka Joestar.
User avatar #53 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
>There will never be a spin off featuring Shizuka and her stand antics with Joseph

Which reminds me, did you know Joeseph really was pretending to be retarded in part 4?
User avatar #54 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
Joseph is the poster boy for the Magnificent Bastard trope, so I wouldn't put it past him.
User avatar #55 - Epicgetguy (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'm gonna go shitpost on japanese streams, see ya around m8
User avatar #56 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go gamble with some dude named Daniel something. Later.
#5 - SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER! 09/23/2014 on Graduation Pic 0
#29 - Picture 09/23/2014 on The police are planning a... 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on The police are planning a... +2
#29 - OldSnake (09/23/2014) [-]
#27 - Dansu dansu gif dump? Dansu dansu gif dump.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on The police are planning a... +1
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#7 - Lookit dem Sikh gains! 09/23/2014 on Well... +19
#50 - If there is a heaven or hell, I want to make sure I go whereve…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on The View From The Hill +2
#56 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
For Catholic theology, dogs, cockroaches, chickens, jellyfish and plants don't have a soul. They are but machines, moving about without the spark of sentience worthy of salvation.
But if you're not Catholic, you are not bound by this belief, you can make up your own silly way in which dead things and people, which are rendered blind, deaf, mute and incapable to move can still do all of these things, just because you want it to be true.

I particularly like those trying to imagine what you "see" and "hear" after death, even if you don't have eyes or nerves anymore. Why would sight and hearing be working, while smell and taste not? We like those two better, so we make up this rule.
It is impossible for humans to imagine how not being is.
Because everyone is.
It's like a colorblind person trying to imagine red. Nobody can.
So we make up things easier to imagine.
It's not that we are "not anymore", we are just "somewhere else".
We "go". An easier fable to digest for our simple minds.
#38 - "In a row?" 09/22/2014 on school +13
#40 - "Bob, are you tellin' the story about the router again?" 09/22/2014 on Wifi Hero +44
#182 - Yay! New Popeye! Aww, it's CG. Yay! Genndy Tartakovsky… 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test +1
#33 - "Capitalist!" Man, the British get humor.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Tumblr Plays Bingo +134
User avatar #58 - hargleblarg (09/22/2014) [-]
It's because a lot of British comedy is focused on wordplay and subtlety (not all, take Mr Bean for example), whereas most American humour I've seen (again, not all) is very "in your face" slapstick.
User avatar #94 - zomitlu (09/22/2014) [-]
Which is why the US version of the office is more popular than the UK version

Not all people get UK humour
User avatar #98 - hargleblarg (09/22/2014) [-]
Never said all people did get British humour, I'm just explaining the main difference between US and UK humour (but again, there are outliers in my generalisation).
User avatar #112 - zomitlu (09/22/2014) [-]
Never said you said that all people got British humour

lol
User avatar #114 - hargleblarg (09/22/2014) [-]
Yes but by saying "Not all people get UK humour" you're implying that I'm saying they do. Maybe not outright, but the implication is certainly there. I was just reiterating my stance on the matter.
User avatar #115 - zomitlu (09/22/2014) [-]
nah it was part of my comment about why the US office is more popular. Because UK office uses more subtle comedy people don't understand it and immediately prefer the more slapstick US version
User avatar #116 - hargleblarg (09/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I misunderstood then. I've never seen either version of the Office.
User avatar #117 - zomitlu (09/22/2014) [-]
You should, the original (UK) is fantastic
User avatar #118 - hargleblarg (09/22/2014) [-]
I have a lot of shows to watch, I'll slap it on the list.
#96 - dross (09/22/2014) [-]
We are a silly nation.
#36 - geneeeeeric (09/22/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes we do.
User avatar #60 - arziben (09/22/2014) [-]
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEAAAAAAA ?
#78 - I'm gonna save that picture because pug. 09/22/2014 on do it 0
#77 - Dogs are awesome, but puppies are even better.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on do it +1
#100 - aejann (09/22/2014) [-]
Thumbed for Spelunker Sal.
#55 - It's a Pomeranian, and they are balls of fluffy puffy love. 09/21/2014 on He won't notice..... 0
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#94 - Hey, at least the last bread fell down last, right? 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif 0
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#26 - <--- mrw Archduke Ferdinand's would-be assassin fail… 09/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... -1
#61 - At this point, it's become completely obligatory. 09/19/2014 on Five Feels at Freddys 0
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User avatar #38 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Dunno why you got thumbed down for posting Minato on that Orpheus-comic-thingy, but I ******* like Persona 3, so I ******* thumbed you up.
#33 - lordknightmare (05/07/2013) [-]
huh, another clone of me MGS fan
Rare breed around here.. or at least where I post
User avatar #31 - machinimax (03/13/2013) [-]
Ay.

Hey I wanted to ask something.
I got MGS1 recently and I may play through it.

So I wanted to ask:
Is the facility the only location in the game?
How do you melee?
Are the other Metal Gear game like this one (Excluding MGR, obviously.)
User avatar #30 - lilRican (02/28/2013) [-]
I just stopped playing MGS4 got FJ and saw your comment..

Hi
#29 - OldSnake ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
#28 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
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#18 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
#17 - CarePackage (08/01/2012) [-]
I am like you. I have no name.
User avatar #13 - Cheesestyk (07/24/2012) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
User avatar #8 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
OMFG YOUR AVATAR
User avatar #5 - CallMeCrisco (02/17/2011) [-]
Age: not set

AH HAH HAH HAH BECAUSE SNAKE'S RAPIDLY AGING AND WILL DIE SOON!

Aww, I made myself sad...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bakeeater (07/10/2012) [-]
He's 44, nig nog
#10 to #25 - CallMeCrisco (07/11/2012) [-]
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke.  :P
You're telling little miss MGS trivia that. I know, I was just making a joke. :P
User avatar #11 to #26 - bakeeater (07/11/2012) [-]
I love you with a passionā™„
I messaged you on my old account, but I deleted it, but did you end up getting the HD collection pack?
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
FINALLY, someone gets it!
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#1 - Oddsword (01/23/2011) [-]
Plz repost that uncensored Blob comic, or send me link?
User avatar #3 to #1 - RandomTheMan (01/24/2011) [-]
i second the motion
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