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- Yeah, fair.
- It's for the entire barrel of whiskey, to be fair, so that's l…
maybe a grand at most, and thats for the GOOD shit
a barrel of JD? I wouldnt pay more than maybe 500
Each of those barrels has 150-200 750 ml bottles in it. So you are looking at somewhere between $50-$65 a bottle if you buy it by the barrel. As opposed to a store where its like $100 for a 750 ml bottle of that whiskey.
the barrel itself can sell for 150-200 tho
that barrel had best be some magical shit then cause fuck me
- It's pretty cool, man, thanks for the story. Glad to hear you'…
Anon was raped by the GM
- Sure, post it.
Anon was raped by the GM
So, I had this person who I had met this past semester in college, and they were generally on the lesser side of an okay person.
He decided that he wanted to get into D&D, and my old group had either graduated / broken contact with because of stupid shit, and I really wanted to play again. It was a blast with those other guys, so I thought it'd be alright this time. He had the
totally flawless plan
of having 2 dms for this game, he would dm 1 meeting, and I'd dm the other meeting, and we'd switch.
At the time it sounded like a neat idea, we commented on the characters we were going to play so we knew how to handle the plot and such, and he came up with this I had invited my brother since he doesn't get out much, and he likes D&D as well. So we all got in, and it was alright, except he invited a friend who would sit there and play Skyrim and comment about how we were being a bunch of nerds.
In addition to that, his character was the epitome of "Mary Sue Tiefling". Played like a pathetic weasel who casted a spell or two then ran. I was playing a gunslinger that was basically my new vegas character, think Doc Holliday from Tombstone mixed with McCree.
I like westerns
So after we were introduced to his game in which we
My goober, his goober, and another cool dude playing a dragonborn paladin along with my brother, who played a barbarian which he loves using.
were called by the Raven Queen to prevent her death. Because his character worshipped her like a queen. So we're supposed to be going on this massive edge-quest, until we find some necromancers worshipping the Yellow King
from HP Lovecraft, I think.
so then things go pretty well until it's my turn to DM.
So I suppose this is time for me to mention how he actually DM'd, huh? Well, he basically was a rule-nazi. Pointing out every little damage detail, and if things went a little haywire, he would find something, some little loophole in the book to ruin the plan we had / idea.
So eventually, it got to the point where I got to DM, which was fun. I had some item ideas for the characters that I think would be fun. A sword that allows the barbarian to attack again, a staff that gives the tiefling another spell slot, and a holy mace for the cleric, as well as a steady supply of gunpowder for my Gunslinger, so I could make bullets easily. Thing is, only my brother got his little goodie.
He was the only one that went to the armory and asked for equipment, I didn't tell him about it beforehand.
Apparently, this was deemed "OP as shit" by him, and he never did anything about it.
That's what angers me the most, I gave him that thing fairly early on, and he basically said "Fuck you I'm dming now." I was perfectly fine with this, because I much rather enjoy playing characters than DMing, also I wanted to see how he would deal with my brother's "Overpowered" item. Thing is, he never did. He would only bitch about it when he killed something with it's ability. He was the fucking god of this world, hating a little thing and not doing a damn thing about it. "Whoops, a thief stole your sword. Go buy another one. Better luck next time."
So, once he texted me to bitch about my brother "Omg its like he never reads the handbook, tell him to look at it at least." I basically told him "It's just a game, you never dealt with it, he doesn't have as many opportunities to have fun, and you almost ruined it for him." So he might've said something after that, I just can't be arsed to grab my phone and look at it.
I suppose there's a happy ending to this, because I told the other cool dude and my brother about this, and we broke off to have our own campaign that they are enjoying. :>
Hey Nanako here's the story.
Sorry bout the long read.
It's pretty cool, man, thanks for the story. Glad to hear you're having fun with your bro and friends, mate, keep on keeping on
- Source is limebreaker.tumblr.com. Dude does a lot of furry and…
Futa you say?.....
- Pretty brave for a Jew to complain that the oven isn't so bad.
Arizona right now
A literal life ending burn right there.
Mate it's just as hot down here and three times as humid. You have no idea what suffering is.
But I giggled.
The why did you choose to life there you oven dodger?
Then go back to Europe where you're originally from.
but... Judaeism originated in Israel
As did Christianity.
Should all 1.8 billion Christians start moving there, too?
no thx, was semi-choked as a kid by a Christian extremist for all I care all religion may burn in hell
We will go to there in large numbers soon
- "When that one screw goes down on the guy the other screw…
The picture that iqequalzero posted shows all of the screws being out
- Oh ****, my bad. Missed it in scrolling down.
- The source is . Dude does a lot of futa.
the link is already under Mention list
Oh fuck, my bad. Missed it in scrolling down.
- Replace it with "him". If it makes sense, use "…
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