go fap lol

That happened to Tity, and he thought he had cancer.

That's nice to hear..

It is not nice to feel.

Yeah, but it's interesting to wonder what it would feel like.

It feels like emptiness. Like my arm has literally disappeared in to thin air.

That sounds pretty cool when you put it like that..

You know the scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Lockhart removes Harry's arm bones. I feel as though it would not be unlike that.

I have no clue what you mean.. do you mean it feels like that or it is unlike that?

Feels like that.

Enjoying that cigar, Kitty.

Indeed I am, other Kitty. How's yours.

Bit wet, dropped it in some water by accident, but overall it's nice

Do you know what's always confused me? Humans. They assume that because we do not converse in their language, that we are grammatically deficient. That is not the case.

That is so true, my owner has been gone for 2 hours and I've already learned to type good. I dislike when my owner ask's me to come over and cuddle him, I'm not his slave.

And the vulgar food they serve us. Ugh, it makes me want to throw up. And they speak to us as if we were kittens. "Who's a lickle baby? You are!" Excuse me! I'll have it brought to your attention that I am fully grown, purebred housecat.

Yeah IKR, I'D RATHER HAVE A NICE JUICY CHICKEN, THAT'S WHY I BITE HIM WHEN HE RUBS MY BELLY TO HARD. Geez some humans are jerks.

I have no idea wh-meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow, meow meow meow.. MMM

Meow meow (Well fuck)

meow meow (goodbye)