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#54 - "Firefly" A Chinese officer sword, that makes expl… 01/03/2016 on Fallout 4 customized... 0
#91 - At least insurance is covering this stuff, i should be able to… 01/03/2016 on 2016 0
#22 - My water heated busted in the middle of the night. I lost most…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on 2016 +7
#62 - toaofmemory (01/02/2016) [-]
You have my sympathies
Legitimately sad for your loss
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#91 - OOOnelsonOOO (01/03/2016) [-]
At least insurance is covering this stuff, i should be able to replace all of it (but instead of replacing the magic cards, I'm just going to put extra money into the computer). So it's not as bad as losing my grandfather last new years.
#60 - I like the janitor and the JD/Turk bromance. 12/30/2015 on Scrubs 0
#59 - Skip all of the last season, except for the last episode and i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Scrubs 0
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#2 - For a moment, I thought you were using the dogs as a remedy, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on sneaky dog +24
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#3 - grimfuck (12/29/2015) [-]
OMG fuck my linguistics skills.
I meant they are her dogs, so me feeding them is unusual.
#64 - There's a basic science question that children are asked in el… 12/26/2015 on Think about it +6
#49 - I can't push as hard as a ******* super hero.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Think about it +4
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#50 - angelious (12/25/2015) [-]
doesnt matter.
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#64 - OOOnelsonOOO (12/26/2015) [-]
There's a basic science question that children are asked in elementary school;

An astronaut is walking in space and his jetpack runs out of fuel. How can he use his empty pack to get back to the space station?

Throw it in the opposite direction that s/he wants to go.

This works because of newtons third law of motion - every action has an equal, but opposite reaction.

Therefore, if he were to punch a rock in space with his super human power, it would fly in the direction he punched at speeds too fast to comprehend, and he would have an equivalent momentum backwards. As he has more mass than the rock, (probably) he will not go as fast, but will travel in the direction opposite of what he punched. This could propel him back to earth.

Could a normal human do this? Fucking no. He'd move, but not be able make it back home. BUT IF YOU HAVE FUCKING SUPER HUMAN POWER, YOU CAN.
#44 - He could just grab a rock, or find a cloud of dust. He hits h…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Think about it +6
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#47 - angelious (12/25/2015) [-]
nno... to explain this as simply as possible: try wearing iceskates, go to an ice skating field,get a friend to do the same, then try propulse yourself backwards by pushing your friend. what will happen is that both of you will just meagerly move backwards. this would be the same result as well in space, except if he would hit it he would simply just cause whatever he hit to turn to dust and he himself would still be left hanging in space.
#126 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Go read Newtons third law. Then go read the definition of a propellant. Then go google F=ma and then realize that if Saitama could literally threw his glove at nearly the speed of light away from him he would create a force of a missile in the opposite direction.
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#49 - OOOnelsonOOO (12/25/2015) [-]
I can't push as hard as a fucking super hero.
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#50 - angelious (12/25/2015) [-]
doesnt matter.
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#64 - OOOnelsonOOO (12/26/2015) [-]
There's a basic science question that children are asked in elementary school;

An astronaut is walking in space and his jetpack runs out of fuel. How can he use his empty pack to get back to the space station?

Throw it in the opposite direction that s/he wants to go.

This works because of newtons third law of motion - every action has an equal, but opposite reaction.

Therefore, if he were to punch a rock in space with his super human power, it would fly in the direction he punched at speeds too fast to comprehend, and he would have an equivalent momentum backwards. As he has more mass than the rock, (probably) he will not go as fast, but will travel in the direction opposite of what he punched. This could propel him back to earth.

Could a normal human do this? Fucking no. He'd move, but not be able make it back home. BUT IF YOU HAVE FUCKING SUPER HUMAN POWER, YOU CAN.
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#144 - bobtombobbob (09/23/2015) [-]
You did not updoot
You did not updoot
User avatar #143 - instalation (07/19/2015) [-]
When will this go down?
User avatar #119 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
welosvk
zwittertwo
bionicthief

GTA V
User avatar #117 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
finalfarris
Nigalthornberry

Battle Field 4
User avatar #116 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Sack
comradecommissar

Mortal Kombat 5
User avatar #139 to #116 - comradecommissar (07/17/2015) [-]
Aight, hit me up with a time
User avatar #114 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
fishkeeper1994@ gmail.com
thatoldhorse

GTA V
User avatar #113 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
hirasawayui
onlyaneel
cbassten
misteradz

SUPER SMASH BROTHERS WiiU!
User avatar #141 to #113 - onlyaneel (07/18/2015) [-]
My ID is savethemetroids
User avatar #130 to #113 - cbassten (07/16/2015) [-]
My Nintendo ID is C-Bass.
User avatar #122 to #113 - misteradz (07/16/2015) [-]
Add me on Ninteno Network: AdzGuy
#118 to #113 - hirasawayui (07/16/2015) [-]
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #124 to #118 - hirasawayui (07/16/2015) [-]
>>122, >>113,

NNID: nyanturtwig
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User avatar #111 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Spookywasted
Roxasftw

Dark Souls 2
User avatar #112 to #111 - roxasftw (07/16/2015) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #108 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
foamytesquirrel
welosvk

CS:GO
#137 to #108 - allhailme (07/17/2015) [-]
Ranks?
Im mg1
User avatar #109 to #108 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
allhailme would also like to play
User avatar #107 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
lordrainbowtron
khaoticonefear

Borderlands 2
User avatar #128 to #107 - khaoticonefear (07/16/2015) [-]
i will be around to play in just a few minutes. steam name?
#129 to #128 - lordrainbowtron (07/16/2015) [-]
Sorry for the delay, since you didn't respond to me I didn't get a notification. Steam name is xxlordfaggotronxx
User avatar #131 to #129 - khaoticonefear (07/16/2015) [-]
i am zidanedaudrin. would you be willing to starting a pair of new chars?
#120 to #107 - lordrainbowtron (07/16/2015) [-]
I wasn't expecting this to work so quickly and was just about to go to bed. I'll probably get up around 10pm (It's 3pm for me now) and be up until noon-1pm tomorrow. I like to start new games with new players, but if that's not interesting that's fine too. My highest level player is 30 something (I start a lot of new games then never finish them) and my favorite character is Krieg.
#127 to #120 - lordrainbowtron (07/16/2015) [-]
**** , I can't sleep. Anybody up to play now?
User avatar #105 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
iakushka
Caartan
drongus

Want to play World of Warcraft
User avatar #132 to #105 - iakushka (07/17/2015) [-]
Tarroes#1258

I play on Stonemaul, alliance. Brewmaster Monk
User avatar #135 to #132 - drongus (07/17/2015) [-]
hey. ive been wanting to level a character with someone but i dont really know anybody to play with. just pm or comment on my profile if you want to talk
User avatar #133 to #132 - iakushka (07/17/2015) [-]
I also play the other Blizzard games:
Diablo 3
Starcraft 2 HOTS
Hearthstone
Heroes of the Storm
and Overwatch, when it is released.
User avatar #104 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Snowvahkiin
sixfivefourtwoone
tjobber
Dracovic5
dendl
Catzor

wish to play League of Legends
User avatar #103 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Ieatsonicteam
sportchase

wish to play Hearthstone, League of Legends
User avatar #102 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Thesheepguru
Wafflesloll

wish to play GTA V
User avatar #101 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
thwasam
nekomimichan
calvinTROLL

Wish to play Garry's Mod, League of Legends
#138 to #101 - nekomimichan ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
Same, Summoner name is UnkownBanana (not a typo) and my steam name is Neko Mimi. I have a lot of free time but msg me a time just in case I am busy, we can work something out. I look forward to playing. plz no hate for my zero skills
User avatar #110 to #101 - thwasam (07/16/2015) [-]
That i do. League name is Sammylols and steam name is SamDagon (thwasam000)
send me a friend request if ya want to play it. i'm available 9 pm - 3 am. Central Time Zone.
User avatar #100 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
KingTunafish
itskennyandjosh

wish to play Garry's Mod
User avatar #99 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Grammar Hitler
DePope
Kamehameleon
insertfjusername
Richdonkey

all wish to play Garry's Mod, GTA V
User avatar #98 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
needsauceadmisblan
Gozoglontz
Fluffmanz
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan

All would like to play Civ V.
User avatar #125 to #98 - gozoglontz ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Fluffmanz
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan

Yo, add me on steam: Gozoglontz is the profile name, Rad1Cal is the name I use right now.
User avatar #87 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Both - wayaghibli - and - patrikthemerc - wish to play -Halo Collection- together,

Have fun!
User avatar #115 to #87 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
ultralinkfan

would also like to play!
User avatar #121 to #115 - ultralinkfan ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
wayaghibli, patrikthemerc. what are your gamertags?
#136 to #121 - patrikthemerc (07/17/2015) [-]
UnlivedKiller93 is my gamertag
User avatar #140 to #136 - ultralinkfan ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
i'm at a family member's house, I'll send you a friend invite when i get home in a few hours
#142 to #140 - patrikthemerc (07/18/2015) [-]
ok i will be on a trip to nationalpark today, but i will accept your friend request when i come home.
User avatar #86 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/16/2015) [-]
Both - Warofarts - and - VersusTheWorld - wish to play -Destiny- together,

Have fun!
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