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| #54 - "Firefly" A Chinese officer sword, that makes expl… | 01/03/2016 on Fallout 4 customized... | 0 |
| #91 - At least insurance is covering this stuff, i should be able to… | 01/03/2016 on 2016 | 0 |
| #22 - My water heated busted in the middle of the night. I lost most… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on 2016 | +7 |
| At least insurance is covering this stuff, i should be able to replace all of it (but instead of replacing the magic cards, I'm just going to put extra money into the computer). So it's not as bad as losing my grandfather last new years. | ||
| #60 - I like the janitor and the JD/Turk bromance. | 12/30/2015 on Scrubs | 0 |
| #59 - Skip all of the last season, except for the last episode and i… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/30/2015 on Scrubs | 0 |
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| #2 - For a moment, I thought you were using the dogs as a remedy, a… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on sneaky dog | +24 |
| #64 - There's a basic science question that children are asked in el… | 12/26/2015 on Think about it | +6 |
| #49 - I can't push as hard as a ******* super hero. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Think about it | +4 |
| There's a basic science question that children are asked in elementary school; An astronaut is walking in space and his jetpack runs out of fuel. How can he use his empty pack to get back to the space station? Throw it in the opposite direction that s/he wants to go. This works because of newtons third law of motion - every action has an equal, but opposite reaction. Therefore, if he were to punch a rock in space with his super human power, it would fly in the direction he punched at speeds too fast to comprehend, and he would have an equivalent momentum backwards. As he has more mass than the rock, (probably) he will not go as fast, but will travel in the direction opposite of what he punched. This could propel him back to earth. Could a normal human do this? Fucking no. He'd move, but not be able make it back home. BUT IF YOU HAVE FUCKING SUPER HUMAN POWER, YOU CAN. | ||
| #44 - He could just grab a rock, or find a cloud of dust. He hits h… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Think about it | +6 |
| nno... to explain this as simply as possible: try wearing iceskates, go to an ice skating field,get a friend to do the same, then try propulse yourself backwards by pushing your friend. what will happen is that both of you will just meagerly move backwards. this would be the same result as well in space, except if he would hit it he would simply just cause whatever he hit to turn to dust and he himself would still be left hanging in space. #126 -
anon (12/26/2015) [-] Go read Newtons third law. Then go read the definition of a propellant. Then go google F=ma and then realize that if Saitama could literally threw his glove at nearly the speed of light away from him he would create a force of a missile in the opposite direction. There's a basic science question that children are asked in elementary school; An astronaut is walking in space and his jetpack runs out of fuel. How can he use his empty pack to get back to the space station? Throw it in the opposite direction that s/he wants to go. This works because of newtons third law of motion - every action has an equal, but opposite reaction. Therefore, if he were to punch a rock in space with his super human power, it would fly in the direction he punched at speeds too fast to comprehend, and he would have an equivalent momentum backwards. As he has more mass than the rock, (probably) he will not go as fast, but will travel in the direction opposite of what he punched. This could propel him back to earth. Could a normal human do this? Fucking no. He'd move, but not be able make it back home. BUT IF YOU HAVE FUCKING SUPER HUMAN POWER, YOU CAN. | ||
| #3 - One of the major problems people seem to have on this site is … | 12/22/2015 on Some venting. | +18 |
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hirasawayui
onlyaneel
cbassten
misteradz
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS WiiU!
onlyaneel
cbassten
misteradz
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS WiiU!
i will be around to play in just a few minutes. steam name?
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lordrainbowtron (07/16/2015) [-]
Sorry for the delay, since you didn't respond to me I didn't get a notification. Steam name is xxlordfaggotronxx
i am zidanedaudrin. would you be willing to starting a pair of new chars?
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lordrainbowtron (07/16/2015) [-]
I wasn't expecting this to work so quickly and was just about to go to bed. I'll probably get up around 10pm (It's 3pm for me now) and be up until noon-1pm tomorrow. I like to start new games with new players, but if that's not interesting that's fine too. My highest level player is 30 something (I start a lot of new games then never finish them) and my favorite character is Krieg.
Snowvahkiin
sixfivefourtwoone
tjobber
Dracovic5
dendl
Catzor
wish to play League of Legends
sixfivefourtwoone
tjobber
Dracovic5
dendl
Catzor
wish to play League of Legends
Ieatsonicteam
sportchase
wish to play Hearthstone, League of Legends
sportchase
wish to play Hearthstone, League of Legends
thwasam
nekomimichan
calvinTROLL
Wish to play Garry's Mod, League of Legends
nekomimichan
calvinTROLL
Wish to play Garry's Mod, League of Legends
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nekomimichan ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
Same, Summoner name is UnkownBanana (not a typo) and my steam name is Neko Mimi. I have a lot of free time but msg me a time just in case I am busy, we can work something out. I look forward to playing. plz no hate for my zero skills
Grammar Hitler
DePope
Kamehameleon
insertfjusername
Richdonkey
all wish to play Garry's Mod, GTA V
DePope
Kamehameleon
insertfjusername
Richdonkey
all wish to play Garry's Mod, GTA V
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Gozoglontz
Fluffmanz
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan
All would like to play Civ V.
Gozoglontz
Fluffmanz
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan
All would like to play Civ V.
Fluffmanz
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan
Yo, add me on steam: Gozoglontz is the profile name, Rad1Cal is the name I use right now.
mastercolossus
NooneLikesDan
Yo, add me on steam: Gozoglontz is the profile name, Rad1Cal is the name I use right now.
Both - wayaghibli - and - patrikthemerc - wish to play -Halo Collection- together,
Have fun!
Have fun!
wayaghibli, patrikthemerc. what are your gamertags?
i'm at a family member's house, I'll send you a friend invite when i get home in a few hours
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patrikthemerc (07/18/2015) [-]
ok i will be on a trip to nationalpark today, but i will accept your friend request when i come home.
Both - Warofarts - and - VersusTheWorld - wish to play -Destiny- together,
Have fun!
Have fun!
