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#104 - orelse (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, didn't notice the MLP, and the furry comes from shows with plenty of Human characters.
Alright so you're outside the safe zone, throwing rocks over the fence.
I would say you're at a safe level of strange, though I haven't glimpsed the content so I could be mistaken.
#49 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
These guys, here, would wreck your shit and your 'Titan' any day of the week, five times, without breaking a sweat.
You may have firepower, and armor, but that'll only force them to use higher methods of taking you down. Even if that means destroying everything.
Let's just say that ol' metal and gunpowder is no match for magic.
I'm enjoying this.
#51 - matexius (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh, we're playing with magic are we... gotcha'...
Meet the Grey Knight, these guys are specially designed and ''bred'' to combat magic in all it's forms, also, they're essentially Jedi Lords with power armor and weapons that tear Greater Daemons a new asshole.
#52 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
Try having your Grey Knight battle while he's stuck in the middle of chocolate quicksand, or maybe encased in a block of solid rock candy. Or, maybe, even shrunk down, turned into a golfball and then only have a next stop for a hole-in-one into the sun.
This motherfucker can change the very nature of matter into his playthings. There is no casting bullshit, and all they are are humans in armor. Let's have his armor transformed into a whole pack of snakes. Or maybe a bear. Or he could just let it turn into chocolate milk.
#55 - matexius (09/16/2014) [-]
You guys only have one God of Chaos and that's all he can do? Nigga, we have four. Each as powerful as the last and each can bend reality, mans souls and minds and The Warp to their whim, do they do it? Rarely, but they do it.
Also, see those rites and seals on that mans armor, guess what they do... They protect him from getting that caused onto him.
And those would barely slow a Space Marine down, let alone kill him. See, before they become those walking tanks, they have around 10-19 organs implanted, like to breath toxic atmosphere and underwater, spit acid, survive lethal wounds by shuting down their body...
And so what if he gets a few of them, there are millions more on the horizon.
#58 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
If that doesn't stop them, she also feeds off of the negative emotions of all sentient creatures, empowering her, allowing her to bend them towards her will. Nightmare Moon is literally what every fear, spout of anger, doubt, and any other negative emotion comes from. She lives inside of everything, including the 'Gods' that hold this emotion in their heart.
Only the power of pure love can ever hope to defeat her. Not destroy, defeat. She cannot be killed. For as long as there is hatred inside of someone's heart, she can live. And from what I see, all of the Space Marines are righteous war-mongers that want to kill their enemies in the harshest of ways. Wishing that ill intent on others only makes her stronger. And with each of yours that she slays, she can bring back to do her bidding.
#63 - matexius (09/16/2014) [-]
And with all that they're facing, do you really think the Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Inquisitors and so on, allow themselves the luxury of fear and doubt?
#65 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
Her name is Chrysalis. She feeds off of love, and she uses the power of pure love and transforms it into chaotic energies that even allow her to topple entire nations and even defeat Gods, if the love is pure enough.
With endless hordes that can do just the same and with the ability to transform their bodies into any shape or form, they are the ultimate fighting force against Love and righteousness.
With every single person that falls from the absorption of love, they are transformed into one of her 'Changelings', capable of the powers I described above.
Nightmare Moon paired with Queen Chrysalis? It's all over for you.
#97 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
Hulking undying killer death robots, that...don't exactly comprehend feelings. How strong are they? I'm glad you asked.
These guys are made of living metal that reconstructs them as long as there is a single soldier alive. Their weapons aren't too weak either, one shot from a normal soliders Gauss rifle tears apart the atoms of the target. And don't even get me started on their Starships, war engines and other technology...
#99 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
So, they're immortal killer robots, are they? Well, nothing can withstand the Champ.
This here, this is Princess Celestia. Behind her modest attitude and typically motherly attire, there lies the heart of a pure God. With the power to purify the hearts of her enemies, along with the might of the mightiest military in Equestria at her disposal, she's in complete control of the cosmos. When paired with Luna, her sister, there is nothing these two cannot accomplish.
I wonder just how well their living metal will do when they're teleported to the sun. Yep, that's right, Celestia can banish those who become a thorn in her side to the moon, the Sun, and even Hell, guarded by a powerful demon that will destroy any intruders.
Oh, did I mention the plethora of mystical beasts that Celestia has at her exposal? That's right, Celestia has the power to control phoenixes, the endless hordes of fiery God-Birds that cannot die, only revive themselves in an instant and a flare of ashes.
#117 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call it that, let's call it a Fandom showdown.
Yeah there was that... stress relief... sorry 'bout that...
Seems pretty accurate, you can't help it... I'm a pretty big fan of Doctor Who and you see that shunned like all fuck, while it's a pretty good show. Close same with LoL, good game, toxic community...
Remember, what I said earlier, many of you tend to be annoying arseholes, that seemingly have rainbows for brains... Not you, but there are quite a few... troll or not...
Anyway...I'm out... Just try to hold back on the pony shit in non-relevant posts. Would you kindly...
#118 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
I never see Doctor Who being shamed! I love Doctor Who, also. I play a lot of different games, but I can't stand LoL or Dota 2, but that's just everyone else's game. I have no resentment towards it.
Yeah, but there are a lot of assholes, everywhere. No matter what fandom you come from, there will always be an asshole somewhere. Those who are more vocal about their likes and dislikes are those I tend to avoid. Like, if I were to see a Brony hopping around and junk IRL, I'd ignore and avoid him.
Though, online, it's where I can happily express myself. So, I'm a Brony, like it or not, I'm also a person. And this was pony relevant! I almost never post ponies in something non-relevant. Lol.
#116 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
You watched HU... I love that anime... let me guess... Overkill- turn off?
Of course, of course, I wouldn't expect anything less. I really like Doctor Who and that's hated on as well...
Yeah, that's the awkward part, but hey... people do it for the thumbs, to just come together and well... that...
Yeah I think I turned into a jackass kinda... what can you do? Life gets a bit stressful for me at times and overkill tends to be how I relieve it, many times not even noticing I actually screwed something up in the process.
Hellsing Ultimate, Warhammer 40K, my Skyrim Character, the numbers of my Zerg forces, pretty solid examples...
That means you're gay... Nah, I'm just kidding. It's your opinion, I'm not gonna push it too far. WH40K is essentially just that... Yeah... My parents have always pushed shit on me, I have huge shoes to fill cause of my father. I honestly just wanna chill, play some games and laugh my ass of on the internet.
Oh, you bet. Pretty much anyone that's played Dark Heresy or anything like that with a female character, fuck yep.
I could respect that, I don't wanna brag, but we've done some quite fine shit too... Not me per say, but other people. -_-
... cont. here as well...
#113 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
Look, thruth be told... I don't hate you guys that much hold your horses, before you say I'm gonna be one of you... that's never gonna happen, EVER. . But consider this, you're growing men that watch a show designed for 4 year olds. And you're religious about it... and I'm talking beyond WH40K level religious.
Many of you dream about having sex with these ponies. I'd understand if you dreamt of fucking something like the Sisters of Battle hot war nuns with guns and military training .
It's hard to respect people like that, even with my level of understanding and tolerance considering the things I put up with at times, it's pretty fukken high...
I mean, we're not that different, we love our stuffs and will protect them with our virginities and Bolters if we must.
But we atleast know when to shut up and go away at times. Many of you don't, you start spamming your pony shit on content that has no relevance whats-o-ever and that's what makes you annoying to High Heaven.
And WH40K isn't that hard to like. Everything is pure-man-sauce, just the name puts hair on your chest. Everything's Overboosted as fuck, guns, mechs, chicks, war, pretty much everything nerds love. I mean, The Emperor is Space Ultra-Giga-Jesus-Buddha-Putin and he's just with the Imperium. There's like 5 other factions, and the Chaos one is split into like 5 other ones... it bring people together, and far beyond that of your ponies, I don't want to sound like and asshole right now, trust me in WH40K, Tyranids, Men, Orkz, Eldar, Necrons and heck even Chaos supporters old and new come together to enjoy their fav. franchise. Admitedely... they can turn a bit... well... odd...
Looping gif of a Basilisk Battle Artillery Cannon...I guess...
#115 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
I mean, look at what we just did. We had a thread competition of who's fandom's dicks are bigger.
Yours, of course, as mine didn't have many penises involved.
We're not so different, as you said, defending our fandoms are a thing that everyone does. I'm not attacking yours, but you were attacking mine. If you recall, you posted that gif of someone killing a cartoon horse.
Thing is, a lot of people hate Bronies and they will go out of their way to beat them down. We're still here, though, and that's not going to change soon.
To prove that Bronies are considered the 'underclass' by everyone else, there is a link I'd like you to see that is a post I had put up a couple of days ago.
It was relevant, it was gloriously animated, and all that was 'wrong' with it is that a pony was involved. People blindly hate Bronies for no real reason, other than imagining those faggots that prance around IRL and hump their Rainbow Dash plush dolls.
This was thumbed down into oblivion just because it was a Brony who posted it. Everyone talks about 'equal rights' and they LOVE pointing out hypocracy in the feminist agenda, while they themselves are practicing their own hypocracy by stating 'equal rights' but constantly calling Bronies faggots and scum who needs to die.
And to further prove my point, look at the series of posts on this thread. All of mine are thumbed down. Yours are fine, even doing better. Because everyone loves to hate us for nothing, in reality.
#114 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
Of course, I wouldn't expect you to become one of us, regardless of how much pony shit I throw at you. I know that it's never going to happen and I never try and 'change' people if they aren't interested.
The only person I changed was my friend, he wasn't into it. We had a deal, I had to watch Helling Ultimate if he watched an episode of MLP. It just kind of took off from there. Well, a lot of people follow and watch things religiously. Some people watch glee religiously. Some people watch Frozen religiously. Or Legend of Korra, or Avatar.
Everyone has their own thing and it's wrong to fault someone for liking what they do, regardless of what they like. Now, if they start being faggots about it (like some Bronies typically are), they could give any fandom a bad name. Every fandom has their 'freaks', it's just that ours are a little more vocal.
I'm into a lot of shit, MLP doesn't define me, but I do enjoy it. When people 'dream' about having sex with these ponies, you have to put it into perspective, as I have. The reason why most people spam their pony shit is because it's funny to watch people freak out over a cartoon horse. It's a troll-tactic.
And exactly, everything is Over-Boosted. Not everyone can like something like that. For me, I don't. I didn't like Gears of War, because they were all 'Macho' men who brutally murdered anything in their path. I watch cartoons because it distracts me from the negativity in my life. It helps me cope with all of the 'adult' shit that is thrown at me. It's nice to just lose yourself in a colorful world every now and again.
I'm sure that your fandom has a lot of people who would like to fuck their favorite character in WarHammer. You can't let one aspect of your fandom define all of it. Bronies made some pretty badass animations, music, and pretty much etched a culture for themselves in the world. We're a lot more organized that most would think, and if we want something done, we typically go out and do it.
#111 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
Ever heard of too much of a good thing?
The energies inside the Warp, the Emperors and every Psykers mind are far from your regular energies, they corrupt, destroy the users mind and body if used incorrectly...
the Emperor is able to control them, because well... he's The intense body-loving Emperor...
And where persay has he absorbed a black hole, from what I know, normally Black Holes are the ones doing the sucking and the gravitational forces inside them even capture light and the matter they consume causes them to both grow larger and crush it into hyper condensed space dust.. And I did some research... if he was that powerful that he could absorb a Black Hole, couldn't he just keep absorbing gravity in Tartarus to fuel himself back up?
And the Imperium has ways of dealing with rogue psykers anyway... and not just attacking them straight on... I do believe there are chains that restrict the use of magic... but I'm not sure...
Look, WH40K has over 35 years of lore and history...there's no way to know all the weapons, strengths and facts, unless you're the Internet...
#112 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
Like I said, it takes some time for him to get to God-Tier Status, but after that time is over, he's virtually unstoppable. It was only because Twilight was able to defeat him that he was even put back in Tartarus at all.
Even then, I'm learning a lot about your universe and I'm sure you're learning a lot about mine. While MLP may be animated for children, there are still a LOT of adult-oriented themes spread throughout. I was shocked when I first heard that Tirek was from Tartarus and then Celestia banished him back there. "Celestia just banished a goat-demon to hell. Isn't this a children's show?"
But yes, Tirek is a bitch at first, but give him a boost and he'll be virtually unstoppable.
Then you've got Starswirl the Bearded... One of the most powerful unicorns to have ever existed. I'm sure you could put that in there somewhere. He had powers that even Celestia couldn't fathom. He defeated Discord, whereas Celestia just fell in bed with him.
#109 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
See... about that Space Marines are far from immortal... they're simply put through genetic modifications, organ implants and training that makes the Chinese and Buddhist ways seem like primary school gym class...
See, this is why the people love him so much, he unified the scattered dying humans into an Empire that spans billions of planets, keeps the affor-mentioned Warp essentially an endless dimension filled with your worst nightmares' nightmares and energies so powerful, that can tear entire galaxies apart if somehow unleashed. You think the Exterminatus is strong... you haven't seen anything yet... from going ape-shit with Warp-storm, with his mind, protects every soul in the Imperium from the Powers of Chaos,... The Emperor then fought his strongest son, who had fallen to Chaos and wanted to enslave and possibly kill the mankind He worked so hard to unify, but The Emperor sacrificed himself to kill him and has been entombed into the Golden Throne for over 10.000 years, physically barely alive, mentally, as potent as ever and keeping alive by sheer force of His Will. See, The God-Emperor is...well... the God of Mankind and possibly the most powerful being in the WH40K Universe, thousand off souls keep him alive, daily. And Him being controlled would be close to impossible, his psyche is too strong for any mind control and holds powers unknown. He's also constantely monitored by his Guards, Sapce Marines on ultra-steroids. Currently the most powerful Psyker ability is a giant Black Hole to the Warp, that destroys EVERYTHING, grows constantely and cannot be controlled by any means, not even Necron tech and that's not even a hundreth of what he can do...
And about those ''strategies'' and cunning, there are billions of brilliant strategists in the Imperium, this ''Blitzkrieg'' is just my way of strategy in most situations...
#110 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
This guy, here, is named Tirek. He's capable of absorbing any energies, whether it be godlike, or just a physical ability that one can have. With each powerful ability he absorbs, he becomes more and more powerful.
Even with the combined might of all of these heroes and Gods that I've named before, he was BARELY defeated by Princess Twilight, who had taken in all of the God's powers to stop him.
He was so dangerous that Celestia banished him to Hell, weakened, and defeated.
He was literally able to take away all of the physical and mental prowess of any creature that fell prey to his attacks. Meaning all of that 'steroid' use will mean nothing. His power will shut down their organs and make them like soggy waffles.
Granted, this takes some time for him to get all of the power required to take on God-Status enemies, but once he's there, he can absorb the God-Emperor's abilities and leave him waning.
He absorbs all spells, all attacks, that includes black holes! It only makes him more powerful. Now, let's say that Celestia had willingly given herself over to Tirek, along with all of the other Alicorns. (Twilight, Cadence, Luna.) He would be unstoppable, even for your God-Emperor.
#106 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
atleast as normal as they come in the WH40K universe... and those Necrons and I could still counter pretty much all you had to offer.
She has teleportation powers? Necrons have the ability to phase out of existence AND teleport, fill the hearts of anything with fear and illusions and even control space-time, to a degree. Also, I don't think robots have hearts or that Grey Knights can be purified...
The Imperium has the largest military force in WH40K, which spans quadrillions of soldiers and I don't think the princess would have the heart to send that many hark working/fighting men, women and even children to the Sun.
And dude... The Imperium faces Greater Daemons and Chaos Champions on a daily basis, heck it's on my schedule, one more ain't shit...
I'd introduce you to The Emperor, the Star Gods, the Eldar Gods, heck, even the 4 Chaos Gods, all of which are capable of warping reality and The Warp... but then we'd be here for the next 2 weeks or so...
Also, Virus bomb... which releases the Flesh Eater Virus that turns anything slightly biological into mush, and ignites the planets now flammable atmosphere.
GG... WP, No Re...
#108 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
He commands his power with ruthless force. Unlike the other 'Gods' of the MLP universe, he WILL kill you for simply looking his way. Much like the Evil Nightmare Moon. He has this sort of power and will use it on a whim. Entire armies have fallen victim to his power.
Vast numbers, an entire nation, gone in a blink of an eye.
#107 - scootabot (09/17/2014) [-]
She sent her own sister to the Moon. It broke her heart, but she did all she could to defend her home against Nightmare Moon's invasion, other than killing her. You've been sending nothing but mortal units against me so far, hm? Doesn't explain why they're seemingly immortal. I'd say they're on Demi-God tier. There is still one final boss that I didn't introduce just yet.
Your 'Exterminatus' does about what Celestia would do against all of your units on the planet.
I would introduce something a little more, maybe something that isn't biological and that can destroy the hearts and minds of any living or non-living being. He can obliterate the physical form and enslave any mind by simply wiping it out.
So they face demons and Gods on a daily basis... Big deal, have they ever been forced to fight their Emperor? What if the man they so idolized was being controlled by a force unknown to them?
King Sombra, while his screen time on the show was minimal, he had controlled an entire nation. He is pure shadow, not biological. Only the powers of the Elements of Harmony can hope to defeat him.
You have such powers of devastation, but to really win a war, you must have strategy, cunning, and the ability to surprise.
Shock and awe won't help you here.
#13 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
If there's a child lock, how did he even view it?
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