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If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or whatcomment
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User avatar #4226 - ocanom (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
#4096 - NutHut ONLINE (07/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #4209 to #4208 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Irrefutably epic
User avatar #4218 to #4191 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Well the thing I screen capped was a browser addon that I don't even remember where I got.
But you can go to your account and wallet to see all the game and store transactions.
I had to use a calculator when I tallied it one day.
#4219 to #4218 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Games: $100.7

Games+ gifts for others: $190.2

Games+Gifts+TF2 stuff: $205.2~
User avatar #4220 to #4219 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
come on step it up
My total spent was close to 400.
But that also includes CS TF2 keys and passes and all that.
And then like $20 in gifts.
#4221 to #4220 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Well excuse me for not having anymore money.
#4222 to #4221 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
just buy more
#4223 to #4222 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
****					, I didn't consider that.
**** , I didn't consider that.
#4224 to #4223 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Stick with me boyo and you'll go far. I'll let you in on all the secrets.   
Also its like 3:30 so I should probably go shower and eat now.
Stick with me boyo and you'll go far. I'll let you in on all the secrets.
Also its like 3:30 so I should probably go shower and eat now.
User avatar #4194 to #4191 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Ay xbl
What's good?
#4195 to #4194 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much, just felt to come say hi.   
   
How you been?
Not much, just felt to come say hi.

How you been?
User avatar #4196 to #4195 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I got up like 30 minutes ago. Which I don't like.
Now I'm just feeling really sluggish.
User avatar #4197 to #4196 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Up late?
User avatar #4198 to #4197 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Is 5am late?
#4199 to #4198 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Nah, it's  early.   
   
...In the morning.   
   
What had ya' up so late?
Nah, it's early.

...In the morning.

What had ya' up so late?
#4201 to #4199 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Skype.   
Also anime and Little Inferno.
Skype.
Also anime and Little Inferno.
#4203 to #4201 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Little inferno? A game?
User avatar #4204 to #4203 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. A game about burning **** .
More of a fire physics simulator thing, but I like it.
User avatar #4205 to #4204 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
...It sounds like one of those games that everyone thinks is dumb, but when they try it they love it.
User avatar #4206 to #4205 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
It is.
I've played through it twice and put 13 hours into it.
Its this weird little time waster.
User avatar #4207 to #4206 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
How much does it cost?
#4210 to #4207 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Its ten bucks but I'd really just wait for a sale. I think I got it for like 3.
#4211 to #4210 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Gotta love steam, huh?
Gotta love steam, huh?
User avatar #4212 to #4211 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
No.
No I don't.
puu.sh/aZpVe.png
#4214 to #4213 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Er wait.
That counts the current value of the games.
Not the sales.
Though this one is pretty bad.
puu.sh/aZq2r.png
#4215 to #4214 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
...I just realized how much I've spent on steam myself.
User avatar #4216 to #4215 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You gonna leave me hangin?
#4217 to #4216 - xblthatguy (08/19/2014) [-]
How do I check to show you?
#4190 - lametitan (08/19/2014) [-]
Started the tutorial for age of empires today i got the right idea on how to build 						****					 now
Started the tutorial for age of empires today i got the right idea on how to build **** now
User avatar #4193 to #4190 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Also I still think the best tutorial for that game is just to stick with a full MP game and get carried
User avatar #4192 to #4190 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't diss the naps m8
#4185 to #4184 - NutHut ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
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#4187 to #4186 - NutHut ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Its one of my favorite random images to reply with.   
Don't worry about it.
Its one of my favorite random images to reply with.
Don't worry about it.
#4173 - xblthatguy (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey, Huthut.
#4174 to #4173 - NutHut ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Heyo Xblah.
#4175 to #4174 - xblthatguy (08/13/2014) [-]
How're you man?
How're you man?
User avatar #4176 to #4175 - NutHut ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Today's been pretty boring tbh.
My days off have kind of been like that recently. I think I'm ready to go back to school.
Yourself?
#4189 to #4188 - NutHut ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
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#4177 to #4176 - xblthatguy (08/13/2014) [-]
Hah. Same here, actually. 11 days left.
#4178 to #4177 - NutHut ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You moving in for the 25th?
That's when I start too. Except I'm not living in the dorms now.
Which in itself is kind of exciting. Especially since my schedule is lesser this semester.
#4179 to #4178 - xblthatguy (08/13/2014) [-]
23rd.  I'm gettin' my own apartment.   
   
   
Question, Huthut. Is Kirby okay?
23rd. I'm gettin' my own apartment.


Question, Huthut. Is Kirby okay?
User avatar #4180 to #4179 - NutHut ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Aww, hype man!

Well I suppose that depends on what you mean by "ok".
I mean he's got a new job and a lot of stress but he's a strong person.
Also I'm sorry, but I'm gonna play game with friends so I gotta go.
#4181 to #4180 - xblthatguy (08/13/2014) [-]
Definitely.

He hasn't responded to me for a long time. Next time you speak to him, tell him I wish him the best.

S'all good. Thank you.
#4182 to #4181 - NutHut ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, I still gotta download it.
But yeah.
He's become pretty isolated the past couple months. I know of only two other people he talks to.
#4183 to #4182 - xblthatguy (08/13/2014) [-]
Gotcha.

I see...
#4148 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
babycake where u at
User avatar #4169 to #4148 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Don't dead
User avatar #4170 to #4169 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
B-e-d is bed not ded you y σ68 yes
User avatar #4149 to #4148 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
tfw 1500 word pooch school essay
tfw 500 word essay on how I will bring diversity or some **** to the school
I just wanna pet pooches ya feel?
#4150 to #4149 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
>essays with word limits
User avatar #4151 to #4150 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Its ******* agonizing.
Each school wanted a different word requirement on different topics and what we did today was just for one. But there's only one left now. One for 300 words.
I'm also $50 poorer because lolapplicationfees.
User avatar #4152 to #4151 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
I had to put a 300$ payment in just for the college to establish I'm going there
I don't think it contributes to tuition or anything.
Just a random fee just because.
I wonder how it feels to be in control of a college and just BS random fees/ways to steal money from people
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I was gonna look up some of the fees my school charges me for stuff I don't use like the arts center and **** but the website is down because its unreliable as **** . But you get the idea.

Also I think you would appreciate knowing that I was signed in on steam when we were working on it and my mother is now aware that I have a friend named BOOM!!! THE ;HEDGEHOG!!!! on steam and that he likes CS:GO.
User avatar #4154 to #4153 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
Did she actually say something about it or did she just keep quiet and silently shame you
User avatar #4155 to #4154 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
She didn't say anything. But I saw her head move. She knows.
#4156 to #4155 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought everyone was supposed to be getting drunk tonight
Did chance die?
User avatar #4157 to #4156 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Dunno. I've been off the radar for the past few hours. I'd rather not get drunk on Saturdays anyway cause work on Sunday.

If it counts for anything **** all has happened today. Though I did get a couple levels in Payday.
User avatar #4158 to #4157 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
I only got home from work at 1 and I don't know what I've been doing since then.
I watched like, 1 whole ******** , but the rest is a blur of nothingness
Help me nut
User avatar #4159 to #4158 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I didn't realize you had to work so late sometimes.
I've got some laundry drying so I'll be up for a little longer if you want to Payday or somethin. LT is still up as well so he might be interested.
User avatar #4160 to #4159 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
I doubt I can.
It's already 4:30 and my dad has to wake up soon to golf or something
wh eveebeeene livwe
User avatar #4161 to #4160 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Are

Are you ok
#4162 to #4161 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
Literally literally puu is literally me
ded
User avatar #4163 to #4162 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Did u cross the desert?
Did u get the water?
User avatar #4165 to #4164 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
PUU NOOOOO
User avatar #4168 to #4167 - ttttttttttttttt (08/10/2014) [-]
***** it's time for this penguin to hit the hya
Peace broksi
#4134 - ttttttttttttttt (08/01/2014) [-]
Happidys vurfday!!
Happidys vurfday!!
#4135 to #4134 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
dannks brah
#4128 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
wut is this nuttyday happy nuttyday luv u

also

have you watched all of steins;gate? im on like ep 16 and this **** got me hella trippin
#4129 to #4128 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
omg u remembered <3   
and u rememberd the picture <33   
   
And yeh, it was one of the first ones I watched. Ids betty gud. Its like really fun in the beginning but then 						****					 goes nuts and it gets real feelsy.
omg u remembered <3
and u rememberd the picture <33

And yeh, it was one of the first ones I watched. Ids betty gud. Its like really fun in the beginning but then **** goes nuts and it gets real feelsy.
User avatar #4132 to #4129 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
apparently mayu meanins evening or some ****

and shi means death

mayushi means evening death

oOoOOOOoooo **** i figured everything out
User avatar #4130 to #4129 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
hella♥
super hella♥♥

homegirl got shot i was like daaaaamn homegurl got ran over daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

this bitch is fated to die shiiiiet
User avatar #4131 to #4130 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
That's more or less what happens. If I remember right she just kinda eats **** for a few episodes till they come up with a plan. But then things get even more feely :c
But there's some really cool twists in there I think you'll like.
Then there's like a movie or somethin but I didn't bother lel

p.s. I'm leaving for vacation. Like now. SO BYE
User avatar #4133 to #4131 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
shiet yo

have funs xd
User avatar #4136 to #4133 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
ma bro forced me to drink stuff that scared me
halp
User avatar #4139 to #4136 - ocanom (08/02/2014) [-]
was it redodka
User avatar #4140 to #4139 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Turkey whiskey or some **** like that.
It hurts
User avatar #4141 to #4140 - ocanom (08/02/2014) [-]
turkeys what now wow gimme some
User avatar #4142 to #4141 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
He literally asked the bartender for the strongest drink they had and made me down it
User avatar #4143 to #4142 - ocanom (08/02/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #4144 to #4143 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
And today we parasailed. **** was cash.
User avatar #4145 to #4144 - ocanom (08/02/2014) [-]
i thought you said **** was crash at first

i was like "daaaaang RIP"

is parasalalailisng fun yo
User avatar #4146 to #4145 - NutHut ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
The way the straps work makes it feel like you're sitting in a chair that's lifting into the sky. When you get up there its oddly peaceful. If your driver is fun on the descent he can slow down and dip you in the water and drag you around. It was mad fun.

Also we going again lolgtg
User avatar #4147 to #4146 - ocanom (08/02/2014) [-]
have fun yoooo shiiiiet
#4125 - reallynotdashie (08/01/2014) [-]
y-your birthday????!?!?!?!?
lots of birthday loves for u!!!!!
<3333333
User avatar #4127 to #4125 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I
um
Y-you too <3333
#4124 - xing ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Nice B day
Nice B day
#4126 to #4124 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Danks bruh
#4121 to #4120 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
tfw its not loading
tfw its not loading
User avatar #4123 to #4122 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
o
I-Itadakimasu
#4112 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4113 to #4112 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
chew w/ur mouth closed omg
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
maek me lmao
User avatar #4115 to #4114 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
oh I'll make u bbygrl~~~
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - ocanom (08/01/2014) [-]
mmmmf~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Are you eating again omg
User avatar #4119 to #4118 - NutHut ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
G-gib
User avatar #4106 - ocanom (07/30/2014) [-]
automated message saying im goin 2 sleep c u l8r gonna check tomorrow nighty
User avatar #4107 to #4106 - NutHut ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
See you space cowboy
User avatar #4097 - themanwithnoplan (07/29/2014) [-]
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT AND I'M SCARED.
#4098 to #4097 - NutHut ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
It uhh   
It happens
It uhh
It happens
#4099 to #4098 - themanwithnoplan (07/29/2014) [-]
Sometimes 3 months just happen.

You're just driving home and then 3 months go by.
User avatar #4101 to #4099 - NutHut ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Also I'm playing Payday 2 atm which is why I'm so slow
User avatar #4100 to #4099 - NutHut ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Such is life.
I just 3 months the other day
User avatar #4102 to #4100 - themanwithnoplan (07/29/2014) [-]
First it starts with 3 months, then it keeps escalating until your parents find you in your room in a green lantern costume with a microwave burrito after a year
User avatar #4104 to #4102 - NutHut ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Its a slippery slope mayne.
So you back for good now? Out of the hospital and **** ?
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - themanwithnoplan (07/29/2014) [-]
Just some physical therapy sessions here and there, and there may be a short period for a week or two where I'm touch and go, but from there on out I'm good.
#4093 - xing ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't say much else. If you ignore this, I understand.
User avatar #4094 to #4093 - NutHut ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nice
#4091 - xblthatguy (07/23/2014) [-]
Man...

I just wanted to apologize, that's all. Been slipping up a lot recently.

I can't say much else. If you ignore this, I understand.
User avatar #4092 to #4091 - NutHut ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I just didn't really feel like talking at the time. And then I just kinda forgot about it....Sorry.
But yeah, I'm here now.
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