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#47 - They really are warzones, it's quite terrifying. 03/30/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#42 - Donuts in the top left corner. Also: We have Robin's Donuts.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#46 - sloot (03/30/2013) [-]
we go up to Quebec every year for a fishing trip and early in the morning the Tim Hortons always seem to be war zones
User avatar #47 - NuclearSquid (03/30/2013) [-]
They really are warzones, it's quite terrifying.
#41 - And in that moment... I swear we were Canadian. 03/30/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#21 - That's not okay. 03/27/2013 on I know that feel, Rose. +18
#55 - I don't want to alarm you, but that MAY be vodka... 03/17/2013 on Closing Glass -3
#13 - Yup yup yup! 03/13/2013 on Wut +6
#194 - Haha, have you ever seen Easy A? Whenever I hear the name Geor… 03/02/2013 on NuclearSquid's profile 0
#192 - Just not a fan.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on NuclearSquid's profile 0
User avatar #193 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Ahhh fair do's. So it's like George with me then, just a name that isn't that great in my opinion. :P
User avatar #194 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Haha, have you ever seen Easy A? Whenever I hear the name George, that's what I think of.
#190 - I don't like the name Hannah at all XD  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on NuclearSquid's profile 0
User avatar #191 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Pshaw, any reason? Or just not a fan of the name?
#188 - Oh God, no. Fine, it's Larissa.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on NuclearSquid's profile 0
User avatar #189 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Victory via being a dick. The most bittersweet of victories.
User avatar #190 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't like the name Hannah at all XD
User avatar #191 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Pshaw, any reason? Or just not a fan of the name?
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User avatar #70 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
I vote comments on your profile 'cause it's ******* easier.

Also lolpenis.
User avatar #123 to #70 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Why did you move to England?
User avatar #124 to #123 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
ALWAYS LIVED HERE YA DORK. SHEESH WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

Used to want to live in Canada though 'cause it's Canada. And Canada's always seemed pretty awesome. Which part are you from?
User avatar #144 to #124 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
What do you do in England for taking care of children? O-o
User avatar #145 to #144 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Well I go left at home on my own a lot. INDEPENDANCE. When it comes to kids though, we normally just like... let 'em rot for a few years in a hole or something.
User avatar #146 to #145 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Huh... my sisters are 12 and 11 and they're not even allowed alone for a long time.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
I was once left alone for a whole weekend when I was like 14 or so because I was a big boy.

So howdy there, how was your day since I'm assuming you're home from uni/college/school/preschool?
User avatar #148 to #147 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm left alone this weekend X3

My day hasn't been bad. Did some homework, watched some netflix, packaged some dog food.
User avatar #149 to #148 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh nice one :P I'm alone ALL WEEKENDS 'cause Uni. Awww **** son.

Packaged some dog food? :o
User avatar #150 to #149 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. We get the throw-away meat from a local grocery store and who just package up for the dog and boil is up with some rice and give it to him.
I've actually graduated from High School, but I'm taking an extra year. Hoping to get away to College next year.
User avatar #151 to #150 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Ahhh fair do's, that's pretty nice of 'em.
Oh nice, what you gonna be studying?
User avatar #152 to #151 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Illustration, for sure.
User avatar #153 to #152 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh nice one. Sounds decent, that.
User avatar #154 to #153 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Thanks! What are you studying?
User avatar #155 to #154 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Burrr Physics, but I'm regretting it. It's not as good as it was when I started. ;-;
User avatar #156 to #155 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Science and Math are NOT my friends.
I lean towards English and Art, and I'm mediocre in History.
User avatar #157 to #156 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
I was okay in History, loved the essay writing. English was good too but the teacher was a massive **** . D:
User avatar #158 to #157 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw, that always sucks when you have a class you like, but a teacher you REALLY don't like.
I hate Gym. All the Gym classes I've had were taught by TERRIBLE teachers. So, y'know, double sucky.
I'm more into Creative Writing, and essay writing is fun, just not as fun to me.
User avatar #159 to #158 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Creative writing is my **** . THAT'S MY JAM. Like www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4250557/interesting+ideea/46#46 BITCHES BE MOIST AT MY WORDSMITH
User avatar #160 to #159 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
OH! That's really good.
I do roleplaying a lot, so that's where most of my talent goes.
With the whole Illustration thing, I want to write and Illustrate graphic novels.
User avatar #161 to #160 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh man that would be outstanding, you got any examples of your work at the moment? Would love to have a look.
User avatar #126 to #124 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
OH, God, sometimes I'm a horrible reader. I thought you said that you HAVE lived in Canada.
I live in Northwestern Ontario.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Bawww one of my friends lives in Ontario. We're not friends any more. WHAT A SAD STORY.

So how's the constant snow over there? *smirk smirk smug look smirk*
User avatar #162 to #127 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
I haven't written in such a long while. (Other than the roleplays)
These are both about a year old now, just because I don't update enough.
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And this is the character from that:
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User avatar #163 to #162 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
The character looks great, the story's pretty decent too, it'd be cool to read that. That picture is just really great though, the angle is outstanding.
User avatar #164 to #163 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Thank's. The stories a lot longer than that, it's a sort of romance. I named it Galvanize.
Thank you very much.
My art is so much different now, though. That's my account on deviantART if you want to look around a newer stuff ><
User avatar #165 to #164 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Aye I am doing a wee bit, it looks quite good. Much better than I can do that's to be sure :P
User avatar #166 to #165 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I've been practicing for years.
User avatar #167 to #166 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Bawww I remember when I was the dog's bollocks for being able to draw people from the side view when I was like 6, but they were so bad D:

I never got to grips with art, perspective shat on my attempts every time.
User avatar #168 to #167 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw. When I have trouble with things, I try to draw from observation. It helps me understand the way it REALLY looks.
I'm not great with landscapes X3
User avatar #169 to #168 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
I once drew a really good tree. Like... like really good.

It was so green and **** .

Bitch had leaves.
User avatar #170 to #169 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Bitches love trees.
User avatar #171 to #170 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #172 to #171 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
I can draw simple trees X3
User avatar #173 to #172 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
SHOW ME D: My trees now are just clouds with trunks on them ;-;
User avatar #174 to #173 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
It's in one of my sketchbooks, very recent sketchbook, so hasn't been scanned.
User avatar #175 to #174 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
You could scan it in now GO WOMAN GO

Until further notice your name is Hannah.
User avatar #176 to #175 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
*stretches out on my couch* Nooo, dun wanna.
Why is my name Hannah?
User avatar #177 to #176 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Because I don't have a name for you and that's the first one that popped to mind. GET YOUR BUTT OF THE COUCH D:
User avatar #128 to #127 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Horrid, actually. Sometimes I can't get to my school because it's so snowy. We still have PILES of snow. It's started warming up this week, though.
******* Canada, man. Worse than Norway.
User avatar #129 to #128 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
We had snow earlier in the year, almost an entire inch where I live. People went mental, it was great.

I promise I wasn't one of them.

Snow's cool okay sheesh get off my case ******* ... damn
User avatar #178 to #129 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
My butt is firmly and comfortable seated on this couch for at least another hour.
Do you WANT to know my name?
User avatar #179 to #178 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
**************** . What's going on for another hour which means you can't scan trees? ;-;

It's up to you, I never ask for names. It's flat out RUDE.
User avatar #180 to #179 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Absolutely butt kiss.
I think it would be funny if you got three guesses. It's not a very common name, at least not in Canada. It begins with an L and ends with an A. It's also the name of one of Neptune's moons.
User avatar #181 to #180 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Lugia

Lugia

And of course the most obvious one to guess
Lugia
User avatar #182 to #181 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
All you had to google was "Neptune's Moons" and you would have found it INSTANTLY.
User avatar #183 to #182 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
I KNOW LARISSA GODDAMN (a very nice name by the way). It was just more fun to be wrong ;-;
User avatar #184 to #183 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Well, I can't tell you if you're right are not. YOU USED YOUR THREE GUESSES. XD
User avatar #185 to #184 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Bu...but... Pls. :(
User avatar #186 to #185 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Lol. I guess you'll just have to call me Squid instead :)
User avatar #187 to #186 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm sticking with Hannah because I FEEL LIKE IT :3
User avatar #188 to #187 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh God, no. Fine, it's Larissa.
User avatar #189 to #188 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Victory via being a dick. The most bittersweet of victories.
User avatar #190 to #189 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't like the name Hannah at all XD
User avatar #191 to #190 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Pshaw, any reason? Or just not a fan of the name?
User avatar #130 to #129 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my British friend complained about having to walk in, like, 1 inch of snow.
And then I needed to get up in the morning after a snow fall of 3-4 inches on top of a foot of snow that fell earlier.
User avatar #131 to #130 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
YEAH WELL YOU'RE USED TO IT ;-;
User avatar #192 to #131 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Just not a fan.
User avatar #193 to #192 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
Ahhh fair do's. So it's like George with me then, just a name that isn't that great in my opinion. :P
User avatar #194 to #193 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Haha, have you ever seen Easy A? Whenever I hear the name George, that's what I think of.
User avatar #132 to #131 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Since birth, baby, since birth.
User avatar #133 to #132 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Dammit woman. So howdy.
User avatar #134 to #133 - NuclearSquid (03/01/2013) [-]
Hello~~~ It's getting warmer here.
User avatar #135 to #134 - ConorKluth (03/01/2013) [-]
Ohh nice one, woke up to frost today. First time in a while.
User avatar #136 to #135 - NuclearSquid (03/01/2013) [-]
Better get out your heavy winter coat.
User avatar #137 to #136 - ConorKluth (03/01/2013) [-]
Pfft as if, I'll brave the frost tundra that is Manchester in March.
User avatar #138 to #137 - NuclearSquid (03/01/2013) [-]
Aren't you a big, burly man?
User avatar #139 to #138 - ConorKluth (03/01/2013) [-]
Let's... let's go with that.
User avatar #140 to #139 - NuclearSquid (03/01/2013) [-]
YOUR NO CANADIAN
YOU'RE NOT THAT HAIRY
AND BURLY
User avatar #141 to #140 - ConorKluth (03/01/2013) [-]
I... SHUDDUP ;-;
#142 to #141 - NuclearSquid (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw *Hugs*   
So, I'm 						*******					 tired now. Went to school and then babysat a baby and two kids for five hours.
Aw *Hugs*
So, I'm ******* tired now. Went to school and then babysat a baby and two kids for five hours.
User avatar #143 to #142 - ConorKluth (03/02/2013) [-]
OH dude grim as **** D: Why are all you Canadians babysitters man, every single Canadian I've talked to a lot (1) babysat too.
User avatar #74 to #70 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
I agree. Much simpler.
User avatar #75 to #74 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Still can't believe someone burned a pizza, I put on my goddamned trainers for that **** ;-;
User avatar #83 to #75 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
That ******* sucks. Did you have to go outside and everything?
User avatar #85 to #83 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Naw got down the stairs, walked into the main lobby and somebody was like GUYS I SAID I'M SORRY THEY'LL TURN THE ALARM OFF IN A SECOND GODDAMN

How do you even burn a pizza though, I'm at a loss for words
User avatar #88 to #85 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
It's... a lot more simple that you think, actually! XD
Just, y'know, forget about it...
I've never done it.
But I, uh
Know some people who have >.>
User avatar #91 to #88 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
...We can't be friends.
User avatar #93 to #91 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Haha, no, I actually haven't burned a pizza before.
... My father has.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
THE CHILD OF A PIZZA BURNER
IT CANNOT BE

Also I like how you've gone from like 5 messages on your profile to over 90 in the space of one night.
User avatar #95 to #94 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
I know, I'm hardly ever on here. Apparently mentioning boobs anywhere is a TERRIBLE idea. Mind you, at least I feel like people want to talk to me!
User avatar #97 to #95 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
You mentioned boobs? WHERE

I just occasionally drop messages to random folk. Plus the only comments you'd had were lol penis so I felt like there was something I was missing out on. Namely, telling you about penis.
User avatar #98 to #97 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Really? That's a lot of people posting on my profile if it's just random.
The boobs were mentioned somewhere in Newest Uploads.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
MUST GO FIND THE FABLED ORBS OF LIFE GIVING
User avatar #105 to #100 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Haha, it's nothing special. XD
User avatar #106 to #105 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
I was unsuccessful in my search. Mostly 'cause I was busy looking through the content BUT STILL
User avatar #110 to #106 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
It was just an edit of Uncle Sam into Master Roshi said "I want you to show me your boobs." I commented that I flashed the screen.
User avatar #111 to #110 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh you rebel.
I remember passing that content ******* ... an hour ago or something. D: Goddamn time flies.
User avatar #113 to #111 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh God. It's only 8:30pm here. I should REALLY be studying.
User avatar #116 to #113 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh ******** ... America, of course. I forgot not everybody is living in my time zone, **** everything. ;-;
User avatar #117 to #116 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
American continent, Canadian country ;3
It's cool. Most of the people I talk to online are from Europe anyway.
User avatar #120 to #117 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
I seem to talk to a lot of Canadians actually. It's odd. Always used to want to live in Canada too.
User avatar #96 to #95 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
That sounds horribly sad and I didn't mean it to.
#25 - athale (02/28/2013) [-]
lol penis
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#13 - athale (02/28/2013) [-]
lol penis
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#20 to #12 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Nuuuu
Nuuuu
User avatar #10 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Lol phallus.
User avatar #14 to #11 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** have you seen that one on thebest404page where the dude KEEPS FALLING. ******* best 8-bit music as well.
User avatar #16 to #14 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
No, I actually know it because of Homestuck XD
User avatar #18 to #16 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
thebest404pageever.com/swf/thosestairs.swf

GO WATCH THIS MAN GET ON IT.

Also what's homestuck?
User avatar #26 to #18 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh God, that it fantastic.
I'm surprised you haven't her of Homestuck, but I guess you just don't hang out on that part of the internet. It's a really popular webcomic.
User avatar #28 to #26 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Are... are you saying I'm not cool enough ;-;
G'wan, gimme a link, I'll go check it out. Must be good for you to be surprised I've not heard of it :P
User avatar #37 to #28 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
No, it's not that. It's mostly Tumblr and DeviantART kids that know about it. God, that sounds hipster.
Well, I've read it, but I stopped because I got bored. It sort of sucks you in.
User avatar #40 to #37 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Ohh fair do's, never really been on tumblr. Then again, I'm also not one of these LEL TUMBLR FNAR FNAR WOT FAGZ DEY R LEL people so. Ye.
User avatar #42 to #40 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Aha, I like you very much then. You're the only one who's actually spoken to me so far! I'mma friend you?
User avatar #44 to #42 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
Aww cheers man, I'm growing fond of you too. And yeah, sure, I'll accept, friends are funsies.
User avatar #50 to #44 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
My confirmation number was 404. Is that a bad omen?
User avatar #51 to #50 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
404 friend NEVER FOUND
User avatar #53 to #51 - NuclearSquid (02/28/2013) [-]
Actually lol'd
User avatar #62 to #53 - ConorKluth (02/28/2013) [-]
[01:45] NuclearSquid:2am? You have to be somewhere like England.
[01:48] ConorKluth:England, aye
[01:48] ConorKluth:Also got downstairs
[01:48] ConorKluth:"oh man what happened?"
[01:48] ConorKluth:"Lol oops I burned my pizza sry"
[01:48] ConorKluth: *******

GOOD JOB FUNNYJUNK CHAT YOU BUTT
User avatar #7 - haaaxderp (07/18/2012) [-]
lol penis
User avatar #8 to #7 - NuclearSquid (07/18/2012) [-]
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PENISING MY PROFILE?
User avatar #1 - cachi (03/12/2012) [-]
lol penis
User avatar #2 to #1 - NuclearSquid (03/12/2012) [-]
No u.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cachi (03/12/2012) [-]
Yes u.
User avatar #4 to #3 - NuclearSquid (03/12/2012) [-]
Who are you? O-o
User avatar #5 to #4 - cachi (03/12/2012) [-]
lololol i just ******* by error on ur name and then i wrote penis :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - NuclearSquid (03/12/2012) [-]
Seems like a logical reaction to me. You have yourself a good day, sir.
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