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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: AlexanderMaximus23
Consoles Owned: Xbox360, PC, PS2, PSP, DS
Video Games Played: RPG's, FPS's, Left 4 Dead 2, Silent Hill, Dead space, Bioshock, Mario everything, Final fantasy, Fallout, Skyrim (Fus Ro Dahing)
X-box Gamertag: Ranged Shots
Interests: Derping, rolling comments, thumbing up OC/Good content, Laughing, Guitar, Games in general, Football, Reading Novels/Manga, Popping bubble wrap, tuning guitars,
Date Signed Up:11/22/2009
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Vancouver
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Comment Ranking:#16849
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Content Level Progress: 62.71% (37/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#84 - I'm glad I didn't see any "FunnyJunk Army" or any st…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Giant Spider Dog Prank +1
User avatar #85 - cmilanes (09/05/2014) [-]
yes, thank god
#90 - The good old days. I remember freaking loving this game. I'll … 08/29/2014 on DLYW goes with everything 6 0
#1540 - Look at it now. 08/26/2014 on Stewie! +2
#617 - Thank you. Once I get that job. I'll be able to do mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +1
User avatar #623 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Just keep your head up bro, and I hope your brother get's better and in all honesty man, you seem like a good guy. Life kicks the shit out of you and you get back up. It's how it works. Get back up enough times and it'll stop. I seriously hope everything works for you and I'd want to hear what happens man, keep me updated. And my night is going pretty decent, thanks man.
#592 - I'll give you the tl;dr with bullets on the side. Building up …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +1
#612 - gomlhoe (07/24/2014) [-]
I like that
User avatar #600 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Tbh bro, fuck everyone. Forget and gf and that shit for now. First, you fix yourself. You lost 90 pounds, that's good, more than good. Go work out, build some confidence and lose some weight, change your diet man, start brushing your teeth and get them whitened, wash your face and get a good wash. Fix your looks, then yeah, more girls will notice, you'll feel better about yourself and lastly, just think positive and things will go your way. Not exactly great help, but it's pretty simple. Oh and fuck your best friend and ex, seem like cunts anyways.
#617 - NubiusMaximus (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.

Once I get that job. I'll be able to do more. It's a labor job. So, it'll also help me tone up some more. If I'm at 200 pounds. Then, that's perfect for me. at 6 foot, it's great. Being is hard at this time. I had to move out of my house, where I almost died, into my Gma's house, I can stay here for a bit longer. As long as I keep up with my MMA, smile more, work hard, I'm sure I can overcome this lame hump.

Hope your night is going swell lalaman .
User avatar #623 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Just keep your head up bro, and I hope your brother get's better and in all honesty man, you seem like a good guy. Life kicks the shit out of you and you get back up. It's how it works. Get back up enough times and it'll stop. I seriously hope everything works for you and I'd want to hear what happens man, keep me updated. And my night is going pretty decent, thanks man.
#553 - I'm alone. Have bills surrounding me. Don't have any real frie…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +4
User avatar #576 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
What's the sad story bro? I'm all ears
User avatar #592 - NubiusMaximus (07/24/2014) [-]
I'll give you the tl;dr with bullets on the side. Building up to the now. If you want more details on a subject just ask. So, here we go.

-4 years ago when I turned 22. I had to move houses on my bday, on pubic transit, with garbage bags, I did it all day. Went to my Bday party. Exhausted, fell asleep sitting up with a beer in my hand. GF and my best friend cheat on me. They denied it for a long time. Found out through my Best friend when he was drunk, after a year of trying to let it go, punched his face, that's that.

-Lost all confidence in myself after that. Became a loser who depended on his Mother for all his income. Got really fat, stopped brushing teeth, ate really bad food, stopped washing face. This has caused me to look kind of meh today.

-Had a few jobs between the last 4 years. Nothing too huge, but,it was enough to have my own room, income, stuff, and things.

-I tried dating online, never truly works out. Everyone has problems. Been trying RL. but it seems everyone is either dating, or not interested. The girls who are dating say they'd date me if they weren't dating, fml, eh?

-The online problems were. Girl had 3 black kids, was still married, we were going to meet up, but I declined after knowing she withheld information. One girl played me, used me, and basically asked if I wanted to be her special online BF, nope to that. Lastly I tried dating someone who was too young, 18, meh, had all those kid problems, no offense, but, just didn't work with someone 7 years younger.

-Recently I almost died, twice. I had a panic attack, tripped after it, got a concussion. Then my twin brother who snapped and has schizophrenia tried to kill me in my own house.

-Positive stuff now. I used to be 310 last year, lost roughly 90 pounds. Getting that job to pay off bills, people, and I'm waiting on a tax return which should help. No GF yet, but, I've noticed girls notice me. I just need to get my weight a little more down, and my appearance up, not be lazy.
#612 - gomlhoe (07/24/2014) [-]
I like that
User avatar #600 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Tbh bro, fuck everyone. Forget and gf and that shit for now. First, you fix yourself. You lost 90 pounds, that's good, more than good. Go work out, build some confidence and lose some weight, change your diet man, start brushing your teeth and get them whitened, wash your face and get a good wash. Fix your looks, then yeah, more girls will notice, you'll feel better about yourself and lastly, just think positive and things will go your way. Not exactly great help, but it's pretty simple. Oh and fuck your best friend and ex, seem like cunts anyways.
#617 - NubiusMaximus (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.

Once I get that job. I'll be able to do more. It's a labor job. So, it'll also help me tone up some more. If I'm at 200 pounds. Then, that's perfect for me. at 6 foot, it's great. Being is hard at this time. I had to move out of my house, where I almost died, into my Gma's house, I can stay here for a bit longer. As long as I keep up with my MMA, smile more, work hard, I'm sure I can overcome this lame hump.

Hope your night is going swell lalaman .
User avatar #623 - lalaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Just keep your head up bro, and I hope your brother get's better and in all honesty man, you seem like a good guy. Life kicks the shit out of you and you get back up. It's how it works. Get back up enough times and it'll stop. I seriously hope everything works for you and I'd want to hear what happens man, keep me updated. And my night is going pretty decent, thanks man.
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#48 - **NubiusMaximus rolls 688,082,884** 07/23/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#21 - A lot don't browse that much. To know it's reposted so much.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on the tables have turned 0
User avatar #22 - tombombadil (07/23/2014) [-]
I understand the whole "It's new to me, so therefore it's still funny" thing. But it's almost reaching shitposting levels. It doesn't help that I saw it on FB about a week before it showed up here, though.
#371 - Why would you delete such useless comments? Yeah, I know, you'… 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels -1

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