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#219 - Sure is supposed to be Sora*. Im drainbead. 08/28/2011 on Good guy Sora 0
#218 - Not sure if i'll get hate for this, but my Ex girlfriend ruine…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2011 on Good guy Sora +3
User avatar #333 - cafemocha (08/28/2011) [-]
But you guys were FIFTEEN. Are you seriously so butthurt over a teenage girl fantasizing about fantasy characters? That's the mindset of an average teenage girl, as is the average male mind with porn stars. So when you're in an ADULT relationship and your girl starts talking about how cute fantasy characters are, you can complain, because that's actually creepy.
User avatar #363 - NotASingleFuck (08/29/2011) [-]
...And you think I ever told her, "You know, Alexis Texas has a pretty sweet ass..."
User avatar #368 - cafemocha (09/02/2011) [-]
Teenage girls are impulsive. Hell, I was an outcast because I "wasn't like them". They say just about anything that comes to mind. But if you had said that, she probably would have ended the relationship herself, as you did. I agree with how annoying it is when girls my age do that, I find it repulsive. Sorry for bothering you, that girl is a bitch, I'm actually trying to revive an old game that deserves playing, not the girl.
User avatar #219 - NotASingleFuck (08/28/2011) [-]
Sure is supposed to be Sora*. Im drainbead.
#186 - Fagrid? 08/23/2011 on Hermionie's adult movie... +9
#227 - Yeah, but be wary. I havent found many videos of her. 08/23/2011 on Boob Apron 0
#224 - Christina Model. Can I have internets now?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2011 on Boob Apron 0
#226 - anonymous (08/23/2011) [-]
10 internets for you my friend
User avatar #227 - NotASingleFuck (08/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, but be wary. I havent found many videos of her.
#807 - Lolwat?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on Japan's idea of America.... 0
#809 - Hurro (08/20/2011) [-]
^^ Your name to Anon
#195 - Or the smallest shower. 08/19/2011 on My own stupidity +6
#368 - tgb nh m, nm Note, I hit my head on the moniter by acc… 08/19/2011 on MATH +5
#119 - And, if I have ever wronged my country, I wouldn't know. Most … 08/11/2011 on London Riots Compilation 0
#115 - Woah woah woah, buddy...I never implied my worthless piece of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2011 on London Riots Compilation 0
User avatar #119 - NotASingleFuck (08/11/2011) [-]
And, if I have ever wronged my country, I wouldn't know. Most of us have been poisoned with blind nationalism, and to think our country is the best out there. I know it is not, and see America for the piece of shit it is. But, i may have caught wind of things unknowingly, some 'Patriot' out there, telling me, 'You're doing the right thing man.'
#74 - I ******* hate being American...May I please be a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2011 on London Riots Compilation 0
#107 - defender (08/11/2011) [-]
I hate you being American also so please GTFO we don't want spineless pussies such as yourself feel free to hand over all your property you paid for with our money to people who need it more and give your job to a to someone with out a job.
User avatar #115 - NotASingleFuck (08/11/2011) [-]
Woah woah woah, buddy...I never implied my worthless piece of shit-inbreeding country WASN'T a stack of debt-collecting shit. I'm 18 and struggling to get a better job, rather then work at a Wendy's drive through. Fuck debt, I always have some cash on me. And I don't borrow shit from anything. (Not counting pens, paper, pencils, etc.) But dude, sorry if I struck a nerve for being from a piece of shit country. It's like heading to Africa and finding a sucessful, wealthy man, and still feeling sorry for him.
User avatar #119 - NotASingleFuck (08/11/2011) [-]
And, if I have ever wronged my country, I wouldn't know. Most of us have been poisoned with blind nationalism, and to think our country is the best out there. I know it is not, and see America for the piece of shit it is. But, i may have caught wind of things unknowingly, some 'Patriot' out there, telling me, 'You're doing the right thing man.'
#152 - I started getting teary, and began scrolling down. I laughed f…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2011 on A better world +12
#154 - Penguinn (08/11/2011) [-]
that's what I'm here for
#179 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2011 on Colorful Ants +43
User avatar #393 - cozaasy (08/11/2011) [-]
I thought I was the only one of FJ that plays Starcraft 2!
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#23 - ** ************** rolls 4** 07/14/2011 on Pokemon 0
#62 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Minecraft bachelor +2
User avatar #64 - gibon (07/13/2011) [-]
**gibon rolls 77** well fuck
#60 - ** ************** rolls 88** It's alright, bro. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Minecraft bachelor 0
#62 - NotASingleFuck (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #64 - gibon (07/13/2011) [-]
**gibon rolls 77** well fuck
#47 - ** ************** rolls 304,715,347** 07/13/2011 on How to fail at hide and go... 0
#68 - ** ************** rolls 41** 07/13/2011 on fucking paradoxes -3
#517 - ** ************** rolls 763** 07/13/2011 on Amazing trolling. -1
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#109 - ** ************** rolls 713** 07/13/2011 on Forever alone -1
#107 - ** ************** rolls 57** 07/13/2011 on Forever alone -1
#233 - ** ************** rolls 41**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Billy Mays Solution 0
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#265 - ** ************** rolls 72** 07/13/2011 on Awesome Billboards comp.... +2
#912 - ** ************** rolls 67** 07/13/2011 on Subliminal message +1
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a hardcore pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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