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#29 - Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempti…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
User avatar #30 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and fuck girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
#27 - Yeah. How ya been?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
User avatar #28 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and fuck girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
#237 - Avenged Sevenfold on the brain...Meant for #9 Five Finger Deat… 10/04/2011 on Cunning Plan 0
#234 - 1. Inside the Fire - Disturbed 2. Cry of the Black Birds- A…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2011 on Cunning Plan 0
User avatar #237 - NotASingleFuck (10/04/2011) [-]
Avenged Sevenfold on the brain...Meant for #9 Five Finger Death Punch...
#306 - I never even knew about the other guy. :/ Only the dude with t… 10/04/2011 on Hunting 0
#77 - ** ************** rolls 50** Dubs and you change… 10/04/2011 on It is TIME. +1
#268 - ** ************** rolled a random image** 10/04/2011 on minecraft 0
#114 - (Stephen Lynch folder for lulz) 1. Talk to me (Lol...) 2… 10/04/2011 on Cereal guy 0
#89 - Plan that I want to execute- 1. Purpose to Girlfriend on Ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2011 on Epic anniversary gift +1
User avatar #100 - justtoobasic (10/04/2011) [-]
propose*
#1180 - Comment deleted 10/03/2011 on Tattoo +5
#459 - ♥ 10/03/2011 on Random Facts 0
#11 - Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +2
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#9 - Me too! I first heard him from Billy and Mandy,, cause Im a ba…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +2
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
That's one of my favorites! And which one, Land of the Dead or Brains? I'm just grabbing more by the guy at the moment, he's awesome.
User avatar #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be going. Send me a PM whenever, man. You seem pretty cool.
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#7 - Only dreams, friend. *Single tear*  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +2
User avatar #8 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Oh, someone who actually knows who Voltaire is! I am impressed!
User avatar #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Me too! I first heard him from Billy and Mandy,, cause Im a baus, but Bomb New Jersey touched me, considering I grew up there, and it's total shit.
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
That's one of my favorites! And which one, Land of the Dead or Brains? I'm just grabbing more by the guy at the moment, he's awesome.
User avatar #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be going. Send me a PM whenever, man. You seem pretty cool.
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#6 - Picture 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +1
#4 - Thanks! Would you like another?  [+] (9 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +2
#6 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
...This guy needs to team up with Voltaire. While Voltaire might not be quite as talented, I get the feeling they'd get along :D
User avatar #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Only dreams, friend. *Single tear*
User avatar #8 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Oh, someone who actually knows who Voltaire is! I am impressed!
User avatar #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Me too! I first heard him from Billy and Mandy,, cause Im a baus, but Bomb New Jersey touched me, considering I grew up there, and it's total shit.
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
That's one of my favorites! And which one, Land of the Dead or Brains? I'm just grabbing more by the guy at the moment, he's awesome.
User avatar #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be going. Send me a PM whenever, man. You seem pretty cool.
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#2 - **** . No rematch....  [+] (11 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +1
User avatar #3 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Too bad, that would have been awesome... Also, I forgot to say it, but nice Serj gif!
#4 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Thanks! Would you like another?
#6 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
...This guy needs to team up with Voltaire. While Voltaire might not be quite as talented, I get the feeling they'd get along :D
User avatar #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Only dreams, friend. *Single tear*
User avatar #8 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Oh, someone who actually knows who Voltaire is! I am impressed!
User avatar #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Me too! I first heard him from Billy and Mandy,, cause Im a baus, but Bomb New Jersey touched me, considering I grew up there, and it's total shit.
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
That's one of my favorites! And which one, Land of the Dead or Brains? I'm just grabbing more by the guy at the moment, he's awesome.
User avatar #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be going. Send me a PM whenever, man. You seem pretty cool.
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#1 - ** ************** rolls 93**  [+] (12 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Epic Rap Battles of FJ +2
User avatar #2 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
FUCK. No rematch....
User avatar #3 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Too bad, that would have been awesome... Also, I forgot to say it, but nice Serj gif!
#4 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Thanks! Would you like another?
#6 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
...This guy needs to team up with Voltaire. While Voltaire might not be quite as talented, I get the feeling they'd get along :D
User avatar #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Only dreams, friend. *Single tear*
User avatar #8 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
Oh, someone who actually knows who Voltaire is! I am impressed!
User avatar #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Me too! I first heard him from Billy and Mandy,, cause Im a baus, but Bomb New Jersey touched me, considering I grew up there, and it's total shit.
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
That's one of my favorites! And which one, Land of the Dead or Brains? I'm just grabbing more by the guy at the moment, he's awesome.
User avatar #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/30/2011) [-]
Brains came first, so, yeah. That one. But yeah, I better be going. Send me a PM whenever, man. You seem pretty cool.
#13 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (09/30/2011) [-]
*starts slow clap*
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (09/30/2011) [-]
What's goin on with you, man?
#455 - A similar thing happened to me, and as manly as I like to thin… 09/26/2011 on I love you FJ 0
#283 - Ohhh...Well...Regardless, I wont be trying it any time soon. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on shower time 0
User avatar #285 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
That was in with etc.

:)
#147 - Don't apologize. I hate our Country, man.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on That is why judge! +1
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#26 - Sorry about the red thumb s man- MAybe this will change pe… 09/25/2011 on I only had one beer 0
#182 - Really? I thought shampoo hurted like **** when i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2011 on shower time +4
User avatar #280 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
No, that would be your eyes, my good sir.
User avatar #283 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Ohhh...Well...Regardless, I wont be trying it any time soon. Body wash is the way to go.
User avatar #285 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
That was in with etc.

:)
#452 - Entertains- Sleep is For the Weak, Dreadnoughts Fuzzy- … 09/25/2011 on That One Song -1
#157 - Shampoo? ARE YOU A MADMAN?!  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2011 on shower time +3
User avatar #179 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
No. See, it's lube all the same, AND it cleans your pubes. WIN / WIN
User avatar #182 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Really? I thought shampoo hurted like FUCK when it touched your eurethra?
User avatar #280 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
No, that would be your eyes, my good sir.
User avatar #283 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Ohhh...Well...Regardless, I wont be trying it any time soon. Body wash is the way to go.
User avatar #285 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
That was in with etc.

:)
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a ******** pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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