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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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#184 - in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face +1
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#185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
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#186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
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#188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
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#187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
#182 - Find him and murder him. Accept your losses, turn yourself in,…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face +1
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#183 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
no I want him to live his said pathetic life. everyone hates him even his own biological son despises him, he has no friends and lives in the gheto part of town and ism now 53 and on welfare in a tiny basment appartment where it is so small the kitchen is attached to the bathroom which is so small when you enter it both elbows can touch the walls. he is worthless and his life is shit and he has ulcers and kidney stones and male pattern baldness. he is truly a worthless human being and letting him live is the untimate revenge.
#184 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs in his sleep, and let addiction ruin his fucking life more. In some ways, I know how you feel. I was never beaten, but I'm a drain on my mother, as I m 17 and still living with her, but anyways, my mother's boyfriend was an alcoholic shit who freaked out when the house wasn't perfect, but it's whatever. We're poor. We don't need a clean house, because whatever. Anyways, early on we complained about how much of a cunt he was because he would throw out my little sister's toys and we didn't have any money to replace them, he smashed her Nintendo Wii on the hood of my mothers car, and that still wasn't enough to kick him out. Anyways, one day he shut off our electricity by the breakers and I went to check if our power got shut off by the power company because we're poor as fuck. I walk outside of my room, and the drunken bumbling fucker comes stumbling out of his room with a flashlight saying "Whats wrong?! Whats wrong!? Everyone cares now that the powers shut off, but no one gives a FUCK about anyone but themselves!" And in his unintelligent rage he smashed his flashlight on the floor, and this was is. I walk up to him, look him in the eye and scream at the top of my lungs, "My 8 Year old sister is trying to SLEEP!". Me, being a chilled out stoner, i remained neutral and passive until now. The next few days were living fucking hell, spending a week trying to shoo the cunt out of our house while my mother worked, but considering I already typed a run-on sentence filled novel, I wont go into more detail. Unless, of course, you want me
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#185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
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#186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
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#188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
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#187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
#178 - Dude...If I was in that situation, I'd -HAVE- to yell in the f…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face 0
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#179 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
well I did yell at them but that just made my mothers boyfriend beat me for 4.4 years for raising my voice and disrespecting him and my mother.
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#189 - slugnugget (08/21/2013) [-]
If he beat me i'd woop his ass.

And if you're mother new about this and did nothing she get some too.
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#190 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
she knew but she years later said to me "I was afraid he might hit her if she said anything and she was soo in love with him "
#182 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Find him and murder him. Accept your losses, turn yourself in, and take the jail time.
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#183 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
no I want him to live his said pathetic life. everyone hates him even his own biological son despises him, he has no friends and lives in the gheto part of town and ism now 53 and on welfare in a tiny basment appartment where it is so small the kitchen is attached to the bathroom which is so small when you enter it both elbows can touch the walls. he is worthless and his life is shit and he has ulcers and kidney stones and male pattern baldness. he is truly a worthless human being and letting him live is the untimate revenge.
#184 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs in his sleep, and let addiction ruin his fucking life more. In some ways, I know how you feel. I was never beaten, but I'm a drain on my mother, as I m 17 and still living with her, but anyways, my mother's boyfriend was an alcoholic shit who freaked out when the house wasn't perfect, but it's whatever. We're poor. We don't need a clean house, because whatever. Anyways, early on we complained about how much of a cunt he was because he would throw out my little sister's toys and we didn't have any money to replace them, he smashed her Nintendo Wii on the hood of my mothers car, and that still wasn't enough to kick him out. Anyways, one day he shut off our electricity by the breakers and I went to check if our power got shut off by the power company because we're poor as fuck. I walk outside of my room, and the drunken bumbling fucker comes stumbling out of his room with a flashlight saying "Whats wrong?! Whats wrong!? Everyone cares now that the powers shut off, but no one gives a FUCK about anyone but themselves!" And in his unintelligent rage he smashed his flashlight on the floor, and this was is. I walk up to him, look him in the eye and scream at the top of my lungs, "My 8 Year old sister is trying to SLEEP!". Me, being a chilled out stoner, i remained neutral and passive until now. The next few days were living fucking hell, spending a week trying to shoo the cunt out of our house while my mother worked, but considering I already typed a run-on sentence filled novel, I wont go into more detail. Unless, of course, you want me
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#185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
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#186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
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#188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
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#187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
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#26 - And we didn't become pokemon trainers at 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Yeah, he better be! +1
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#34 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
I did, I got pokemon cards