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#108 - Ever since I found this out a while back, every time my leg fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on field 0
#116 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
No reason to be paranoid. As long as bloodflow isn't restricted for longer than 4 or 5 minutes, you won't experience any necrosis or muscle spasms. Nothing to worry about.
#85 - Can we have dickbutt on that piece of paper, please? 06/23/2013 on be careful wat u post on fb 0
#47 - Kenny ***** the ****** up while you'… 06/22/2013 on Body Bag +4
#74 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Just a girly thing +3
#160 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Field must not be empty.... +5
#124 - Meanwhile, today I graduated, received no gifts or praise, wen… 06/08/2013 on Me at the club 0
#503 - And I thought I was the only one. 06/07/2013 on Muricà 0
#132 - I don't care lol. I've been Serj Tankian eating chinese food f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on 4chan 0
User avatar #134 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
well I would be a dominatrix kitty for 4-5 years. change my avatar in december I think
#127 - I think I remember you from a long ass time ago. Wasn't your p…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on 4chan 0
User avatar #128 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
yep, but I kinda got tired of it and decided to change it. Should I change back?
User avatar #132 - NotASingleFuck (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't care lol. I've been Serj Tankian eating chinese food for about 3 years.
User avatar #134 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
well I would be a dominatrix kitty for 4-5 years. change my avatar in december I think
#99 - This will always be my only pokemon. I ******* lo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on 4chan 0
#123 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
And now Cyndaquil's evolutions are fucking
User avatar #127 - NotASingleFuck (05/02/2013) [-]
I think I remember you from a long ass time ago. Wasn't your profile image Hello Kitty or some shit?
User avatar #128 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
yep, but I kinda got tired of it and decided to change it. Should I change back?
User avatar #132 - NotASingleFuck (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't care lol. I've been Serj Tankian eating chinese food for about 3 years.
User avatar #134 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
well I would be a dominatrix kitty for 4-5 years. change my avatar in december I think
#115 - Picture 05/02/2013 on True story +48
#111 - Picture 02/01/2013 on Pull +7
#1 - I'm sure someone could edit this so the lion is saying …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on In my hood +6
#11 - misfitsftw (12/18/2012) [-]
LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEENKIIINS!!!!!
#36 - Picture 12/17/2012 on Ho-ho-homosexual doesn't... +1
#35 - And by this I mean, we don't care about anything. Their music …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Ho-ho-homosexual doesn't... 0
User avatar #40 - womo (12/18/2012) [-]
Fair rnough that's your opinion. But they actually are really nice people
#34 - I'm pretty sure 90% of Funnyjunk could give an infinite amount…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Ho-ho-homosexual doesn't... +1
User avatar #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/17/2012) [-]
And by this I mean, we don't care about anything. Their music is shit. They're style is shit. They reflect who they are with their clothes. A bunch of homosexuals.
User avatar #40 - womo (12/18/2012) [-]
Fair rnough that's your opinion. But they actually are really nice people
#159 - Well, while we're all sharing dreams, here goes a nightmare th… 12/11/2012 on Retarded Dreams +3
#117 - Picture 12/06/2012 on blizzard trying to keep... +2
#7 - How'd it go?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/28/2012 on michonne wut r u doin.... +6
User avatar #8 - IceViper (11/28/2012) [-]
great, nutted all over her face and her sweatshirt but then she fucking wiped it off her face and onto my sweatshirt
#11 - azsx (12/17/2012) [-]
did she bite you?
User avatar #12 - IceViper (12/17/2012) [-]
yes, i called her the human rake afterwards
#13 - azsx (12/18/2012) [-]
did she take your balls?
#14 - IceViper (12/18/2012) [-]
#15 - azsx (12/18/2012) [-]
was she a hooker?
User avatar #16 - IceViper (12/19/2012) [-]
nope
#17 - azsx (12/19/2012) [-]
then how did your hand bite you?
User avatar #18 - IceViper (12/20/2012) [-]
no her teeth scraped my dick like a rake which is why me and my friends call her the human rake
User avatar #19 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/05/2013) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've just admitted your girl friend is your hand. :D
User avatar #20 - IceViper (01/05/2013) [-]
no shes a rake and shes not my gf
User avatar #21 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/05/2013) [-]
So you got a blowjob from your female hand rake
User avatar #22 - IceViper (01/05/2013) [-]
basically
#579 - Power to you, man. I feel like I'm the only guy like that anym…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Heterochromia +1
User avatar #685 - thephoenix (11/23/2012) [-]
i couldn't care less about anything else tbh, eyes and personality for me, anything else is a bonus
#682 - thatguywithpants (11/23/2012) [-]
#95 - Its been dry this week up near Iredell county. At least from m…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on Nobody 0
#160 - katsikis (11/15/2012) [-]
just stay away from henderson county.. my brother, who has been an avid marijuana smoker since he was a sophomore in high school, went there and now he's addicted to heroin. henderson county is a huuuuge heroin capital.
#7 - I ******* love this guy. 11/04/2012 on The REAL Grill Glove +4
#137 - ****************** . You have no idea how long I l… 11/01/2012 on Infomercials +11
#100 - Relevant username. 10/30/2012 on Nice Ass +5
#10 - Really? Watch Comedy Central. Its a good movie, and Comedy Cen… 10/29/2012 on star space +1
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a hardcore pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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