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#64 - I actually don't know why you're getting all this hate. Nothin… 09/02/2013 on Ransom -3
#212 - Feminists try to hard. I've never oppressed a woman or judged … 09/02/2013 on Fake Geeks 0
#184 - Picture 09/02/2013 on traffic lights 0
#1731 - Youre a pretty big cunt, dude. 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ +3
#338 - Picture 08/30/2013 on Phone scream fight +4
#178 - How in the **** did I perceive it that way? 08/27/2013 on Camouflage 0
#167 - I have to ask one question though. If this was photoshopped, d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Camouflage 0
User avatar #168 - itsmewaffle (08/25/2013) [-]
no, it was originally him pointing at the screen with one finger.
User avatar #178 - NotASingleFuck (08/27/2013) [-]
How in the fuck did I perceive it that way?
#210 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Good ol 4chan 0
#262 - bostpost (08/27/2013) [-]
sorry if it's not what you wanted
#187 - Oh, and this **** happened during TEST WEEK. Now,… 08/21/2013 on face +1
#186 - Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night argument…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face +1
User avatar #188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
User avatar #187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
#184 - in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face +1
User avatar #185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
User avatar #186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
User avatar #188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
User avatar #187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
#182 - Find him and murder him. Accept your losses, turn yourself in,…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face +1
User avatar #183 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
no I want him to live his said pathetic life. everyone hates him even his own biological son despises him, he has no friends and lives in the gheto part of town and ism now 53 and on welfare in a tiny basment appartment where it is so small the kitchen is attached to the bathroom which is so small when you enter it both elbows can touch the walls. he is worthless and his life is shit and he has ulcers and kidney stones and male pattern baldness. he is truly a worthless human being and letting him live is the untimate revenge.
#184 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs in his sleep, and let addiction ruin his fucking life more. In some ways, I know how you feel. I was never beaten, but I'm a drain on my mother, as I m 17 and still living with her, but anyways, my mother's boyfriend was an alcoholic shit who freaked out when the house wasn't perfect, but it's whatever. We're poor. We don't need a clean house, because whatever. Anyways, early on we complained about how much of a cunt he was because he would throw out my little sister's toys and we didn't have any money to replace them, he smashed her Nintendo Wii on the hood of my mothers car, and that still wasn't enough to kick him out. Anyways, one day he shut off our electricity by the breakers and I went to check if our power got shut off by the power company because we're poor as fuck. I walk outside of my room, and the drunken bumbling fucker comes stumbling out of his room with a flashlight saying "Whats wrong?! Whats wrong!? Everyone cares now that the powers shut off, but no one gives a FUCK about anyone but themselves!" And in his unintelligent rage he smashed his flashlight on the floor, and this was is. I walk up to him, look him in the eye and scream at the top of my lungs, "My 8 Year old sister is trying to SLEEP!". Me, being a chilled out stoner, i remained neutral and passive until now. The next few days were living fucking hell, spending a week trying to shoo the cunt out of our house while my mother worked, but considering I already typed a run-on sentence filled novel, I wont go into more detail. Unless, of course, you want me
User avatar #185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
User avatar #186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
User avatar #188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
User avatar #187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
#178 - Dude...If I was in that situation, I'd -HAVE- to yell in the f…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/21/2013 on face 0
User avatar #179 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
well I did yell at them but that just made my mothers boyfriend beat me for 4.4 years for raising my voice and disrespecting him and my mother.
User avatar #189 - slugnugget (08/21/2013) [-]
If he beat me i'd woop his ass.

And if you're mother new about this and did nothing she get some too.
User avatar #190 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
she knew but she years later said to me "I was afraid he might hit her if she said anything and she was soo in love with him "
#182 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Find him and murder him. Accept your losses, turn yourself in, and take the jail time.
User avatar #183 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
no I want him to live his said pathetic life. everyone hates him even his own biological son despises him, he has no friends and lives in the gheto part of town and ism now 53 and on welfare in a tiny basment appartment where it is so small the kitchen is attached to the bathroom which is so small when you enter it both elbows can touch the walls. he is worthless and his life is shit and he has ulcers and kidney stones and male pattern baldness. he is truly a worthless human being and letting him live is the untimate revenge.
#184 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
in that case start giving him habit forming prescription drugs in his sleep, and let addiction ruin his fucking life more. In some ways, I know how you feel. I was never beaten, but I'm a drain on my mother, as I m 17 and still living with her, but anyways, my mother's boyfriend was an alcoholic shit who freaked out when the house wasn't perfect, but it's whatever. We're poor. We don't need a clean house, because whatever. Anyways, early on we complained about how much of a cunt he was because he would throw out my little sister's toys and we didn't have any money to replace them, he smashed her Nintendo Wii on the hood of my mothers car, and that still wasn't enough to kick him out. Anyways, one day he shut off our electricity by the breakers and I went to check if our power got shut off by the power company because we're poor as fuck. I walk outside of my room, and the drunken bumbling fucker comes stumbling out of his room with a flashlight saying "Whats wrong?! Whats wrong!? Everyone cares now that the powers shut off, but no one gives a FUCK about anyone but themselves!" And in his unintelligent rage he smashed his flashlight on the floor, and this was is. I walk up to him, look him in the eye and scream at the top of my lungs, "My 8 Year old sister is trying to SLEEP!". Me, being a chilled out stoner, i remained neutral and passive until now. The next few days were living fucking hell, spending a week trying to shoo the cunt out of our house while my mother worked, but considering I already typed a run-on sentence filled novel, I wont go into more detail. Unless, of course, you want me
User avatar #185 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
I stay as far away from him and his place as possible ,plus just looking at him is sad. well you can continue if you want but I get what your saying.
User avatar #186 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, the last few nights were nothing but late night arguments with everyone in the house sitting at the table. The boyfriend would leave, come back, and target a different one of us each time he returned. My turn came last. By now we were all ignoring him, but at this time, I was furious. I stared off into the distance grinding my teeth when eventually he looked at me and said, "What's wrong, Addison? Why do you look so mad?" And at this point the fucking psychopath gets on his hands and knees on our kitchen table, gets in my face, and keeps repeating. "are you going to hit me?!" And now, I'm just staring at him in the eyes, and my mom starts to get worried and tells me to stop but i stand on my feet and say "Are you going to make me?" in a waaaay calmer tone than he was speaking. He looked fucking surprised. No way I had the balls to say that. That ended that night. This carried on for a few more days until eventually, I came home from school, and he was gone, along with 90% of the furniture in our house. A few weeks later, my mom reveals that he refused to get a job on purpose, because then she'd have too much money to spend on her children. Also, he ran up our bills, stayed unemployed for 2 years, and singlehandedly extinguished any hope of my family getting out of debt in the forseeable future. I don't see how people in this world can be so fucked up. The end.
User avatar #188 - timmywankenobi (08/21/2013) [-]
wow that guy was a real faggot.
User avatar #187 - NotASingleFuck (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and this shit happened during TEST WEEK. Now, The end.
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#26 - And we didn't become pokemon trainers at 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Yeah, he better be! +1
User avatar #34 - thisisspartah (07/29/2013) [-]
I did, I got pokemon cards
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#184 - It was a child.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Dad doesn't care +1
User avatar #185 - adrilazzaro (07/03/2013) [-]
ah..
#153 - Rape. Seriously. Hurray for west New Jersey!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Dad doesn't care +3
User avatar #159 - adrilazzaro (07/02/2013) [-]
prision for life? for rape? That seems like a little too much imo, did he beat her or kill her?
#184 - NotASingleFuck (07/03/2013) [-]
It was a child.
User avatar #185 - adrilazzaro (07/03/2013) [-]
ah..
#119 - Mine's in prison for life.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Dad doesn't care +6
User avatar #151 - adrilazzaro (07/02/2013) [-]
...im just curious to what he did
#153 - NotASingleFuck (07/02/2013) [-]
Rape. Seriously. Hurray for west New Jersey!
User avatar #159 - adrilazzaro (07/02/2013) [-]
prision for life? for rape? That seems like a little too much imo, did he beat her or kill her?
#184 - NotASingleFuck (07/03/2013) [-]
It was a child.
User avatar #185 - adrilazzaro (07/03/2013) [-]
ah..
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a hardcore pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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