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#41 - I laughed so ******* hard, man. 06/16/2011 on HEY YOU! 0
#550 - I stabbed Barney the Dinosaur because I'm sexy. 06/16/2011 on Make your own sentence +1
#29 - " **** on their faces" Talk about… 06/16/2011 on Problem Solved: A Soldiers'... +2
#948 - Stranger: hi You: What is op, citizen? Stranger: I can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2011 on Omegle Zombie Results -1
#983 - anonymous (06/15/2011) [-]
You aren't suppose to fucking tell them the answer you dip-fuck. Leave the trolling to 4chan.
#1 - First thumb and first comment. Make me proud, son. 06/13/2011 on Masturbaiting +2
#518 - Are you SURE? Look below. 06/13/2011 on Russian Sleep Experiment 0
#514 - Comment deleted 06/13/2011 on Russian Sleep Experiment 0
#341 - Named em all. 06/13/2011 on Gotta Name Em' All 0
#432 - Picture 06/13/2011 on Mini me +3
#181 - Picture 06/11/2011 on Horror Films +1
#166 - ** ************** rolls 0** Fap in the livingroo… 06/11/2011 on Awkward silence 0
#638 - I made your dream a reality! :D 06/11/2011 on In a Perfect World +2
#1 - They told me I could become anything... 06/10/2011 on Play ball +1
#2 - What I get for minimizing the quality to zero. 06/10/2011 on chinese boob clamp commercial 0
#1 - We'll take 20  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2011 on chinese boob clamp commercial +1
User avatar #2 - NotASingleFuck (06/10/2011) [-]
What I get for minimizing the quality to zero.
#69 - I love you arnold. But you will never read this comment, so... 06/10/2011 on Image Editor +3
#2 - Maybe you wouldn't be an expert if you didn't spend your time …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2011 on How Metal is Done +2
#3 - MillinerHatterM (06/09/2011) [-]
Oh I don't usually sort them out but for some reason when I was looking at the top rated my computer switched to recently uploaded content. Saw your post. Just had to comment. I didn't thumb either way.
#151 - Comment deleted 06/07/2011 on Morgan Freeman Grilling 0
#147 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2011 on Morgan Freeman Grilling 0
#155 - wontforget (06/07/2011) [-]
**wontforget rolls 10**
#991 - anonymous (06/08/2011) [-]
nice job this thread is now fail.
#140 - I used to need to go take a **** . USED to. 06/07/2011 on Morgan Freeman Grilling +1
#178 - Always assumed it would evolve from rabies. 06/07/2011 on Ingenious 0
#53 - Picture 06/07/2011 on Really though. +3
#85 - ** ************** rolls 860** How it's done.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on I'm suposed to do homework now -1
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#185 - Well, **** . 06/07/2011 on This guy 0
#184 - ** ************** rolls 44** For good/bad measure...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on This guy 0
User avatar #185 - NotASingleFuck (06/07/2011) [-]
Well, shit.
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a ******** pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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