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NotASingleFuck

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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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Level 22 Content: Peasant → Level 23 Content: Peasant
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#41 - Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#40 - Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
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#41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#38 - Orly?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
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#39 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
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#40 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
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#41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#36 - Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
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#37 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
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#38 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Orly?
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#39 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
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#40 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
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#41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#2 - Thanks friend. A belated merry Christmas to you, too. 12/30/2011 on Nothing Impressive 0
#34 - Nothing in particular...**** is becoming more back on track wi…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/30/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
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#35 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like shit because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some bullshit like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
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#36 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
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#37 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
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#38 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Orly?
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#39 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
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#40 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
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#41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#32 - Ohai  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2011 on NotASingleFuck's profile 0
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#33 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
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#34 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular...Shit is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
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#35 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like shit because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some bullshit like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
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#36 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
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#37 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
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#38 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Orly?
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#39 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
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#40 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
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#41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
#139 - **************** rolled a random image** 11/21/2011 on The truth +4
#55 - Thank you, and that was honestly the most I've read all week. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2011 on justicebustedus's profile 0
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#56 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
Thank you :D

And not to sound too... Conceited? Or maybe harsh? I'm not sure, since I'm going for supporting.. But.. That's just a straight up dumb bitch. I mean, I know you like(d?) the girl and all, but those are shitty decisions on her part. She lost a good friend and gained a dickwad. She's obviously not that smart. And I know you well enough to tell you, fffuck. You do not want someone that dumb.

Also, don't think that, with every girl who may or may not friendzone you is friendzoning you because she likes someone else/is with someone else. Because I've friendzoned a few guys in my time and it was just because I didn't feel they were appropriate for me or I just didn't want to date or wasn't ready. So if you do end up finding a girl you like and she says she just wants to be friends and clearly means it, BE HER FRIEND. Show her that you care. Here's three scenarios to give you:

I once liked a guy named James (name changed). He was hilarious and sweet and awesome and he knew how to make me laugh and not to mention adorable. We would hang out a bit, Skype, text a lot. He started hitting on me and I didn't think I was ready to be his girlfriend. It wasn't because I liked someone else and it wasn't because I didn't like him, I just didn't feel I was ready for a relationship. I explained, after he asked me out (since I knew it was coming, I rehearsed it), that I didn't feel ready to be in a relationship with anyone and that I just wanted to be friends.

He stopped talking to me a few weeks after.

Next scenario: I had a hugeeee crush on this guy Stephen, and he quite obviously liked me back. we knew eachother for a year, good friends. I totally friendzoned him. He kept being my friend and sticking around with me. We've now been dating (on and off, but because of distance/parents/etc.) about 3 1/2 years. And we're really happy with eachother. :D

Next: I hung out with a kid named Jose -skip year long awesome friendship story- (next in reply to this)
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#57 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
We went to the movies together and didn't have the best of times.. We almost stopped talking, but neither of us let that happen. And we've been friends for quite some time C: We realized later on that we are meant to be friends and just friends. And he's really cool :D
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#58 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
sorry for massive read D:
#53 - Quick question- Why do girls look past good guys and go…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2011 on justicebustedus's profile 0
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#54 - justicebustedus (11/13/2011) [-]
this is either because A: Good Guy hasn't made a move/she's too naiive to know Good Guy likes her, B: She doesn't know Douche is a douche yet and Good Guy shouldn't say anything to her until he hurts her (sounds bad, but I'd rather have a shoulder to cry on when I'm sad than a prick telling me I'm with a douche), C: Good Guy isn't actually a good guy. He's just a neutral guy because he hasn't hurt her. He's not actually been the "Good Guy" we all know and love. Or, D: She thinks Good Guy is gay/likes/is with someone else.

any of those scenarios match situations. In other words, if you're not getting "your girl" it is neither her nor your fault and you really should just move on. It sounds bitchy, but if you're nto happy, only you can change it.

Also, who cares about dating..?! It's not important.. Just be with your friends. Really. If you're waiting for someone, that someone should be able to wait on you. You guys will find eachother and there with be an awesome spark, but in the meantime, just have fun and stop worrying about girls.

also, don't do the "girl is with douche and not me, good guy" because i'm sure, if she knew he was a douch and you were a sweetheart, she would choose you over her. But, if she can't see it, don't try to change it because she probably never will. Trust me. I've been there. I've even been "that girl". So trust me. Alright?
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#55 - NotASingleFuck (11/16/2011) [-]
Thank you, and that was honestly the most I've read all week. The girl I had originally liked and was buddy-buddy with me went is now going out with a pot-head, border-line criminal, and a kid who had made fun of not only me, but HER since the first grade. She even told me, "Sorry, I like bad boys." Upon hearing this, I was sad and angry. Needed to vent to somebody, and you seemed like the sanest person.
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#56 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
Thank you :D

And not to sound too... Conceited? Or maybe harsh? I'm not sure, since I'm going for supporting.. But.. That's just a straight up dumb bitch. I mean, I know you like(d?) the girl and all, but those are shitty decisions on her part. She lost a good friend and gained a dickwad. She's obviously not that smart. And I know you well enough to tell you, fffuck. You do not want someone that dumb.

Also, don't think that, with every girl who may or may not friendzone you is friendzoning you because she likes someone else/is with someone else. Because I've friendzoned a few guys in my time and it was just because I didn't feel they were appropriate for me or I just didn't want to date or wasn't ready. So if you do end up finding a girl you like and she says she just wants to be friends and clearly means it, BE HER FRIEND. Show her that you care. Here's three scenarios to give you:

I once liked a guy named James (name changed). He was hilarious and sweet and awesome and he knew how to make me laugh and not to mention adorable. We would hang out a bit, Skype, text a lot. He started hitting on me and I didn't think I was ready to be his girlfriend. It wasn't because I liked someone else and it wasn't because I didn't like him, I just didn't feel I was ready for a relationship. I explained, after he asked me out (since I knew it was coming, I rehearsed it), that I didn't feel ready to be in a relationship with anyone and that I just wanted to be friends.

He stopped talking to me a few weeks after.

Next scenario: I had a hugeeee crush on this guy Stephen, and he quite obviously liked me back. we knew eachother for a year, good friends. I totally friendzoned him. He kept being my friend and sticking around with me. We've now been dating (on and off, but because of distance/parents/etc.) about 3 1/2 years. And we're really happy with eachother. :D

Next: I hung out with a kid named Jose -skip year long awesome friendship story- (next in reply to this)
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#57 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
We went to the movies together and didn't have the best of times.. We almost stopped talking, but neither of us let that happen. And we've been friends for quite some time C: We realized later on that we are meant to be friends and just friends. And he's really cool :D
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#58 - justicebustedus (11/16/2011) [-]
sorry for massive read D: