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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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#180 - Oh god, I lol'd. Is this a video on the internet?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2011 on NOT AGAIN 0
User avatar #264 - chp (06/23/2011) [-]
#581 - If you're going to have long hair, it better ******* … 06/23/2011 on We can ask the same question +11
#670 - Or maybe just live forever?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2011 on Homosexuality vs.... +1
User avatar #1048 - trolljunkusa (06/23/2011) [-]
R.I.P. Freddie Mercury

therefor your argument is invalid, but funny
#702 - cubanwhiteman (06/23/2011) [-]
Nice one, bro.
#28 - Picture 06/22/2011 on Bill n steve! 0
#42 - Spelt is actually accepted in Europe. 06/22/2011 on True Story Bro +3
#22 - ******** NO ONE CARES  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2011 on Bill n steve! -7
User avatar #27 - electricbubblewrap (06/22/2011) [-]
2 people do and they support me and they oppose you. I win you lose.
#28 - NotASingleFuck (06/22/2011) [-]
#40 - Have to agree with you, but THIS dragon isn't Alexstraza. 06/22/2011 on Lay the dragon +2
#48 - ` Is for Poke`mon, not I'm. 06/22/2011 on Adam Savage Timeline -2
#1866 - Comment deleted 06/22/2011 on GET iMAGNET BANNED! 0
#1402 - I think Jackass was done with 3D. I think that was supposed to…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on This Guy 0
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#1399 - Comment deleted 06/21/2011 on This Guy 0
#41 - I got detention for being involved in a food fight, and my tea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2011 on Heil. . . Jesus? OC 0
User avatar #42 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
I don' know, man. I can't really be funny unless I've BEEN THERE, you know? Maybe, one day, you'll feel like making the comic, but I can't. Sorry.
#39 - Don't tempt me...But I'm too lazy. You wanna jump the gun and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2011 on Heil. . . Jesus? OC 0
User avatar #40 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
I don't know what happened, besides the little bit near the end you mentioned.
User avatar #41 - NotASingleFuck (06/20/2011) [-]
I got detention for being involved in a food fight, and my teacher was like 'You better pray to god you don't get suspended' I and said 'I don't believe in god. I'm an Aethiest.(I dont care how to spell, it's 4 in the morning)' She sat down at her desk, trying to convince me like 'How do you explain [Religus BS here]'
My stoner friend was a bit high, and shouted 'SCIENCE' Teacher ignored him, but kept talking as we were laughing our asses off.
User avatar #42 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
I don' know, man. I can't really be funny unless I've BEEN THERE, you know? Maybe, one day, you'll feel like making the comic, but I can't. Sorry.
#29 - Boss. I laugh at 99% of your posts. Nice to feel it returned. 06/20/2011 on Heil. . . Jesus? OC +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/20/2011 on lol +2
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#28 - clevername (06/20/2011) [-]
#30 - gustapo (06/20/2011) [-]
#14 - tehnewbinator (06/20/2011) [-]
why did i laugh for FIVE minutes at this?? o.O..fck im not even high.. thumb for u good sir :D
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#31 - gustapo (06/20/2011) [-]
#23 - Same. She sat at her desk with her head in her palms, trying t…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/20/2011 on Heil. . . Jesus? OC 0
User avatar #33 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
You need to make a post of that.
User avatar #39 - NotASingleFuck (06/20/2011) [-]
Don't tempt me...But I'm too lazy. You wanna jump the gun and make one yourself?
User avatar #40 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
I don't know what happened, besides the little bit near the end you mentioned.
User avatar #41 - NotASingleFuck (06/20/2011) [-]
I got detention for being involved in a food fight, and my teacher was like 'You better pray to god you don't get suspended' I and said 'I don't believe in god. I'm an Aethiest.(I dont care how to spell, it's 4 in the morning)' She sat down at her desk, trying to convince me like 'How do you explain [Religus BS here]'
My stoner friend was a bit high, and shouted 'SCIENCE' Teacher ignored him, but kept talking as we were laughing our asses off.
User avatar #42 - guyfromclarksville (06/20/2011) [-]
I don' know, man. I can't really be funny unless I've BEEN THERE, you know? Maybe, one day, you'll feel like making the comic, but I can't. Sorry.
User avatar #27 - TheCynic (06/20/2011) [-]
Where do you live? That's pretty... illegal. She could get fired for shoving religion in your face. You could even sue, and hell, maybe even get away with it.
#28 - NotASingleFuck (06/20/2011) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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In the south. Everyone's a Christian. It's 1 Vs. Whatever the population is here in this redneck Jesus luvvin' town.
User avatar #365 - purplegorrila (06/21/2011) [-]
Man fuck you.
User avatar #30 - TheCynic (06/20/2011) [-]
Drats. I can't believe there are still people in this world that think that prayer in school is a good idea.
User avatar #26 - Obscurity (06/20/2011) [-]
@your username...

NotASingleFuck was given that day.

LOL
User avatar #29 - NotASingleFuck (06/20/2011) [-]
Boss. I laugh at 99% of your posts. Nice to feel it returned.
#30 - Nice Avatar, friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2011 on Black Sims? +2
User avatar #31 - hakysakit (06/20/2011) [-]
thank you kind sir :D thumb
#119 - Comment deleted 06/20/2011 on 4chan Thread Compilation 2 -8
#42 - I was at the zoo with my little sister. We got to the wolf pen…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2011 on I began to cry +7
User avatar #76 - banishedshinobi (06/18/2011) [-]
actually according to the old mythology lycans were bipeds while typical werewolves were quadropeds
User avatar #436 - anondude (06/19/2011) [-]
and to correct you, werewolves aren't always quadrupeds. every now and then, you'll encounter one that walks like a gorilla.
User avatar #435 - anondude (06/19/2011) [-]
Does it look like we care?
User avatar #55 - anondude (06/18/2011) [-]
Also, i feel very sorry for you. you're living with a little girl who fantasizes about a sparkling faggot and/or a whining & bitchy excuse of a furball.
User avatar #54 - anondude (06/18/2011) [-]
I agree with you, werewolves are supposed to walk on two legs. and vampires
FUCKING.
COMBUST.
IN.
GODDAMN SUNLIGHT.

They DON'T.
FUCKING.
SPARKLE.
#67 - Am I the only one who thought Double D was a stupid ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2011 on Alternative art compilation +8
#68 - slashdance (06/18/2011) [-]
Lol that was the first thing i thought.
#63 - Comment deleted 06/18/2011 on Alternative art compilation 0
#66 - Gameboy Color Gameboy Advanced N64 SNES ( **** … 06/18/2011 on Nostalgia Rage 0
#152 - Picture 06/18/2011 on NOPORNO 0
#341 - Picture 06/18/2011 on epic fail? +2
#41 - I laughed so ******* hard, man. 06/16/2011 on HEY YOU! 0
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#78 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
I-It's not like i care or anything...
but please don't be mad at me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
My god, you are amazing. Love me.
#80 to #79 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
i am a man... a manly man... /d
#81 to #80 - NotASingleFuck (10/09/2012) [-]
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
I said love me, not make love to me. Lolwhatareyou,afag?
#82 to #81 - tchpookie (10/09/2012) [-]
either way
#43 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And share I shall. Here, so I don't spam the thread.
User avatar #45 to #43 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Works for me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
oyesbbyplsdntstop
#51 to #48 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't plan to.
User avatar #58 to #55 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Moar Seamus would be nice.
#60 to #58 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
I have it all alphabetized, so after Nova would come Seamus.
User avatar #64 to #60 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a genius.
#68 to #64 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever I need to be to own the Creature collection (haha).

I showed you mine. You show me yours >:)
User avatar #70 to #68 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Uhh...I...Erm...Actuallydonthavehtatmany,onlytheonesIalreadyshowedyou. T~T
#71 to #70 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn shame, son.   
   
Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
Damn shame, son.

Also, I'm a dumb bastard. I missed an entire line of GIFs.
User avatar #73 to #71 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh. Well, be my guest. Lolol
#63 to #62 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
Aww, one of them was flagged for some reason or another.
#67 to #66 - keiishiyama (08/26/2012) [-]
And that's it.   
   
No Ze. I'm sorry.
And that's it.

No Ze. I'm sorry.
#69 to #67 - NotASingleFuck (08/26/2012) [-]
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now.  xD
Its fine. Thank you dude. I have a stock of these now. xD
User avatar #31 - justicebustedus (12/28/2011) [-]
hey, buddy o3o
User avatar #33 to #34 - justicebustedus (12/29/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
User avatar #34 to #35 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing in particular... **** is becoming more back on track with the girl I like, still problems, but I don't feel like explaining it. Haha. How have you been?
User avatar #35 to #36 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
That's good C: My boyfriend who've I've dated for forever (you remember me telling you about him, right??) broke up with me for a girl he met at a party, who rejected him not once but twice when he actually asked her out. Then he asked me back out because she said no. And it makes me feel like **** because I try to not seems like the girl who doesn't mind being a bootycall or some ******** like that. Oh, what a silly boy.. Hahah. of course, i said no to him. other than that, my family is going through some problems right no. D: but all in all, i've been good. things do seem to be getting better C:
User avatar #36 to #37 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Ah, well good luck with all of that! :D
User avatar #37 to #38 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
Ahah! thank you [: I'm stuck on this drawing i'm working on. it's a bitchhhhh
User avatar #39 to #40 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
yarly. i drew dis chick. do you want a pic of what i have so far?
User avatar #40 to #41 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Sorry, keep dozing off. Sure! :D
User avatar #41 to #42 - NotASingleFuck (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay..i'm tired...Gonna go beddy bye. I'll check it out in the morning!
#42 to #43 - justicebustedus (12/30/2011) [-]
ahh, it's okay, i understand. here ya gooo :3 it's not too great as of now. but i'm stuck. :<
User avatar #26 - justicebustedus (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey, bro. How's it been? Haven't talked to you in a whileee
User avatar #27 to #28 - NotASingleFuck (11/05/2011) [-]
Yeah. How ya been?
User avatar #28 to #29 - justicebustedus (11/05/2011) [-]
i WAS doing great until last night.. I had a debate tournament and I accumulated the worlds worst migraine. I hate fluorescent lights. The last and first kids I went up against totally smashed me. The second one? His argument was totally flawed... But that third one, wow. I think I did a great job on that one.

In conclusion, I didn't want to be there, I didn't want to be under those brights as hell lights, and I definetily didn't even win anything,

I guess that's a good thing considering if I did, I would've had to go back at 8am today. Only one kid from out school won. It's only because he's cocky. That's what the judges look for.. Hahah.

Anything in your life going on?
User avatar #29 to #30 - NotASingleFuck (11/11/2011) [-]
Trying to geta girlfreind, trying to keep grades up, attempting to not get caught smoking, failing at all of thee above. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #30 to #31 - justicebustedus (11/12/2011) [-]
Then don't smoke c: non-smokers are sexier anyway, hahah. and **** girlfriends. ;D and my grades aren't all that great anyway.. <3
User avatar #5 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
(couldn't reply)

that would be hilarious, but not for you. i hope that doesn't happen.. D:
User avatar #6 to #7 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, it's fine! I'm just a hardcore pessimist. :p
User avatar #7 to #8 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
you will be loved c:
User avatar #8 to #9 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
You can only hope. xD
User avatar #9 to #10 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
lol. my best friends dad likes to make it sound like he's beating her over the phone. it's scary until I hear her laughter. he's a dick..
User avatar #10 to #11 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
When my friends are on the phone i like to shout "FOR GODS SAKE (Friend's name), PUT YER DAMN PANTS ON!" In a reaaallly hillbilly southern accent.
User avatar #11 to #12 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
A lot of people down here in OK sound like hicks.. D:
User avatar #12 to #13 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, well, I only have the slightest Jersey accent when I go into deep explanation of things. o-o
User avatar #13 to #14 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i sound a little country when i get mad.. hahah.
User avatar #14 to #15 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Faancy.
User avatar #15 to #16 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
hmph. i was told it was cute -n-
User avatar #16 to #17 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
But not fancy?
User avatar #17 to #18 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
no ;; it's not a little anyway. i start sounding really hickish..
User avatar #18 to #19 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Well, I start sounding like Pauly mother ******* D when I get emotional about something, and thats 20x less attractive than southern. xD
User avatar #19 to #20 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
i have no idea who that is. and, country accents are frowned upon in the part of town i live in. i visit other parts of oklahoma a lot. mostly the hick/redneck neighborhoods. they're less stuck up than you'd think. it's probably where i get the accent when i'm angry. i don't get angry a lot though, so yay :3 but one time, i was screaming at my boyfriend because he told me he had H1N1 on my 14th birthday and found out later that he lied just so he didn't have to give me a gift that day and have a little bit more time. which is bs because i don't really care about gifts. i was just mad because he convinced me he was really sick but wasn't. he told me later that it was cute because i started sounding like a redneck. i said "how dare you lie to me like that! do you have any idea how much i worried about you?! you're an ass!" and he said "You're cute when you're mad. You sound like a redneck!" and i almost hit him. he told me after i calmed that i really did sound cute. I don't see how D:
User avatar #20 to #21 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Meh. People think any accents are cool. Just look up JErsey Shore anything on youtube. xD
User avatar #21 to #22 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
Weird..
User avatar #22 to #23 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah... /ashamed
User avatar #23 to #24 - justicebustedus (09/24/2011) [-]
It's strange what we do when we're angry or annoyed or not neutral or happy.
User avatar #24 to #25 - NotASingleFuck (09/24/2011) [-]
Indeed it is...Indeed it is.
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User avatar #3 - skeltonlax (12/22/2010) [-]
Ill do it bro
User avatar #1 - gaaraluvswaffles (09/10/2010) [-]
lolwut? was that a reference to my gender? lol
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