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Date Signed Up:12/25/2009
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#9 - Picture 06/11/2011 on Have You Seen Harry Potter? 0
#88 - ^This 06/11/2011 on Am I right? 0
#94 - Yes, it is mostly people of European decent that actually can …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2011 on Colorblind +1
User avatar #114 - mazic (06/11/2011) [-]
That's because the in Asia and Africa, they never milked cows. Only the Europeans ever did. Therefore, the Asians and Africans ended up lactose intolerant later on.
#87 - Not being lactose intolerant is also a genetic mutation  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2011 on Colorblind 0
User avatar #100 - Eggsaviorr (06/11/2011) [-]
I'm lactose intolerant :c
User avatar #93 - Silver Quantum (06/11/2011) [-]
so the human species is supposed to be lactose intolerant?
User avatar #94 - NorwegianChris (06/11/2011) [-]
Yes, it is mostly people of European decent that actually can drink it, wehereas about 90% of people from Asia or Africa can't drink milk
User avatar #114 - mazic (06/11/2011) [-]
That's because the in Asia and Africa, they never milked cows. Only the Europeans ever did. Therefore, the Asians and Africans ended up lactose intolerant later on.
User avatar #88 - Sedrikk (06/11/2011) [-]
Oh yeah, wasn't because of an English village a long time ago that made us tolerant?
#1579 - Comment deleted 06/07/2011 on I can haz triforce! 0
#35 - Guns don't kill people; bullets kill people!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2011 on Ingenious +18
#46 - ihateducksauce (06/06/2011) [-]
bullets dont kill people, death kills people
#30 - yeeeeeees...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2011 on Payback's a bitch +2
#31 - anonymous (05/28/2011) [-]
yeah
#27 - It's one towel wrapped around his neck so that it stretches ac…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2011 on Payback's a bitch +8
#29 - anonymous (05/28/2011) [-]
So that towel is actually long enough to cover his crotch too?
#30 - NorwegianChris (05/28/2011) [-]
yeeeeeees...
#31 - anonymous (05/28/2011) [-]
yeah
#309 - That is exactly what I was saying is the case, as for the moti… 05/26/2011 on Portal 0
#277 - Walls are part of buidings, buildings are built on the ground,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2011 on Portal +2
User avatar #292 - Pyktis (05/26/2011) [-]
But that means that the motion of your portal flying through the air sticks to the surface.
Plus, the motion rule applies to things that physically move in the game or that could be picked up.
User avatar #309 - NorwegianChris (05/26/2011) [-]
That is exactly what I was saying is the case, as for the motion rule itself it is a game mechanic. Explaining something that relies on completely fictional physical rules in a real-physics setting is bound to create some paradoxes, so in the grand scheme of things we are in some ways both right even though we are saying the completely opposite things.
#268 - If you can't put portals on moving items you can't put them on…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2011 on Portal 0
User avatar #270 - Pyktis (05/26/2011) [-]
Walls don't move.
#277 - NorwegianChris (05/26/2011) [-]
Walls are part of buidings, buildings are built on the ground, the earth is MOVING around the sun at an incredibly high speed, the sun is MOVING around the galaxy at an even higher speed, the galaxy itself is MOVING through the universe at a speed even higher than that, so no matter where you shoot a portal, it will hit something that is in motion
User avatar #292 - Pyktis (05/26/2011) [-]
But that means that the motion of your portal flying through the air sticks to the surface.
Plus, the motion rule applies to things that physically move in the game or that could be picked up.
User avatar #309 - NorwegianChris (05/26/2011) [-]
That is exactly what I was saying is the case, as for the motion rule itself it is a game mechanic. Explaining something that relies on completely fictional physical rules in a real-physics setting is bound to create some paradoxes, so in the grand scheme of things we are in some ways both right even though we are saying the completely opposite things.
User avatar #274 - mango (05/26/2011) [-]
Hit em with a wrecking ball.
What happens then?
HUH?
User avatar #276 - Pyktis (05/26/2011) [-]
It crumbles and is no longer a wall.
User avatar #353 - mango (05/26/2011) [-]
I meant the portion the portal is on stays together.
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#29 - The year everybody launched their nukes and destroyed the worl… 05/22/2011 on My Dream Job Is Open (Read... +1
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#20 - Equality works both way bitches! (At least it should...)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2011 on so mmm yeah (check desc) +55
#26 - eklyvaldur (05/21/2011) [-]
Many women agree with you, and are fine with the draft going both ways. Though no one should ever have to be drafted, male or female.

Just think of the women who snuck into the army during the civil war to fight for what they believed in. They had to fight for their lives while hiding what they really were.

Women in the military now are fighting for the rights to do more...
#22 - anonymous (05/21/2011) [-]
that's the definition of equality. Equality is when both parties have/experience that same opportunities, weather good or bad.
#346 - Errbawdy knews dat Jesus is on american tym 'cos mmurica's de …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2011 on RAPTURE UPDATE ! +12
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User avatar #7 - RollerRolledRoll (05/20/2011) [-]
So much win!
#52 - Well... **** ... 05/20/2011 on I'm Going to Hell For This +1
#15 - When Cmdr. Riker was offered omnipotence by Q  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2011 on Would u like fries with that ? +3
User avatar #27 - yoyoyok (05/20/2011) [-]
omg MUST SEE
#29 - Fewer days per year = more years of school... So no...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2011 on I Bet You Didn't Know IV +1
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User avatar #7 - JordanJwoww (07/20/2011) [-]
en brony og en nordmann. konge. :D
User avatar #8 to #7 - NorwegianChris (07/20/2011) [-]
bronies I mitt hjemland? Det er mer sannsynlig enn du tror ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JordanJwoww (07/20/2011) [-]
stavanger brony her. du?
User avatar #10 to #9 - NorwegianChris (07/20/2011) [-]
Bergen
User avatar #6 - norwegianlolz (03/26/2011) [-]
En Norsk dude :D
User avatar #5 - sebbeepw (02/23/2011) [-]
Ey! nordmann jo!
#4 - yournewdad (02/20/2011) [-]
Aaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaaahh
Aaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaaahh
#3 - anonymous (12/27/2010) [-]
hai thur fellow scandinavian
User avatar #2 - nigthshadow (12/11/2010) [-]
lol saa mange norske det e da
User avatar #1 - kieranbaker (11/17/2010) [-]
Another fellow norwegian awesome
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