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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/25/2009
Last Login:9/26/2014
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Content Thumbs: 59 total,  83 ,  24
Comment Thumbs: 2262 total,  2555 ,  293
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:1339
Times Content Favorited:9 times
Total Comments Made:348
FJ Points:4711

latest user's comments

#229 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #31… 07/23/2013 on *roll image* +1
#33 - I understood that reference! 04/06/2013 on You give me butterflies +1
#76 - Jesse and James are supposedly 16 IIRC 03/22/2013 on Lt. Surge +1
#18 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #13…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on :) Dont you love that too? +2
#57 - notsureifanon (02/11/2013) [-]
**notsureifanon rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Midnight Relese ** Then I will put this in face down position.
#749 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #9 … 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#16 - WHY DO WE NOT HAVE AN OBAMA CHANNEL YET!?!? 02/09/2013 on Deal With Obama 0
#7420 - Picture 02/09/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#7416 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random comment #2883111 posted by…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... +2
#7420 - NorwegianChris (02/09/2013) [-]
#1074 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random comment #3069747 posted by…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on What You Scream During Sex 0
#1479 - chosencausefuckyou has deleted their comment.
#80 - Picture 02/09/2013 on Sexy +1
#1541 - Picture 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +5
#1534 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #28…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +5
#1541 - NorwegianChris (02/08/2013) [-]
#2649 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random comment #3032371 posted by… 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#1259 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #3 … 02/06/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#8 - I once played a chef in a play, but I can't cook for **** 01/30/2013 on Hipster Rarity -3
#25 - No, I'm a brony and I hate this guy too... I can't speak for…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Sweden has got it's shit... 0
#27 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#19 - *pardon me for being frank ******* … 01/29/2013 on Just noticed this +2
#18 - Pardon me for being Mr/Ms lovesmylittlepony, but I've had it w…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Just noticed this +4
#29 - funnydutcha (01/29/2013) [-]
Although I agree with you that lovesmylittlepony isn't exactly helping the brony cause, I find the attitude of the general public here towards him/her to be quite hypocritical. Most things on Funnyjunk get beaten to death, used to the point where they aren't just unfunny, but downright annoying. Kittens, ragecomics, Skyrim, ATLK, LOL, guy getting kicked out of the window. And everyone's just fine with it. But as soon as a pony post comes along, all the haters come out. Yes, all the kids here swooning over ATLK (a children's cartoon) and pokemon (a children's anime and game) go apeshit when we admit to liking or post about MLP because it's a children's cartoon. Frankly, the only reason I thumb stuff like this up is to annoy all the haters. Not because I like fighting and annoying people I've never met, but because I don't have to stand on the sideline while being called all sorts of things just for liking something.
#21 - genericnewfag (01/29/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#23 - SILENCEnight (01/29/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Pie Charts and shit. ** tldr
#24 - genericnewfag (01/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (01/29/2013) [-]
I bet he's doing this on purpose.
User avatar #19 - NorwegianChris (01/29/2013) [-]
*pardon me for being frank

fucking niggers stole my introduction...
#7 - Picture 01/28/2013 on My black friend +5
#27 - Picture 01/26/2013 on When I go for the first kiss +76
#173 - **NorwegianChris rolled a random image posted in comment #18… 01/25/2013 on The End +33
#20 - Not sure if getting thumbed down because opinion or ponies...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Don't do it Hasbro +9
#30 - anonexplains (01/20/2013) [-]
It's a kids shows, why are you trying to find the logic in the direction the devs are taking?
#22 - anonexplains (01/20/2013) [-]
I kinda understand what you said, so I'll thumb up.
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Aint noone party like true... +4
#38 - anonexplains Comment deleted by NorwegianChris
#37 - existacne Comment deleted by NorwegianChris
#28 - I thought about that too, but after reviewing the content I no…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Kid ink on the ellen show +3
User avatar #29 - AngryRedMidget (01/18/2013) [-]
Also, she's a lesbian, so that could be part of the joke.
#68 - Only thing worse than hooking up with Squidward is when Squidw… 01/13/2013 on Lesbos +6
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - JordanJwoww (07/20/2011) [-]
en brony og en nordmann. konge. :D
User avatar #8 to #7 - NorwegianChris (07/20/2011) [-]
bronies I mitt hjemland? Det er mer sannsynlig enn du tror ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JordanJwoww (07/20/2011) [-]
stavanger brony her. du?
User avatar #10 to #9 - NorwegianChris (07/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #6 - norwegianlolz (03/26/2011) [-]
En Norsk dude :D
User avatar #5 - sebbeepw (02/23/2011) [-]
Ey! nordmann jo!
#4 - yournewdad (02/20/2011) [-]
Aaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaaahh
Aaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaaahh
#3 - anonexplains (12/27/2010) [-]
hai thur fellow scandinavian
User avatar #2 - nigthshadow (12/11/2010) [-]
lol saa mange norske det e da
User avatar #1 - kieranbaker (11/17/2010) [-]
Another fellow norwegian awesome
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