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#4 - Picture 3 hours ago on When you see an illegal... 0
#28 - 1. weapons are never strictly offensive or defensive. A strong…  [+] (13 new replies) 7 hours ago on Thailand's sole carrier +1
#30 - randomuploads (6 hours ago) [-]
1. US could halve it's military and still have the worlds largest. They're well past the point of deterrent.

2. Except that in the excercises they were flanked by the exact same carrier battle group as they would've been in real life. And they still got rekt.

"The problem was dramatically demonstrated when a Chinese Song-class submarine surfaced—previously undetected—in the middle of a U.S. carrier battlegroup much too close for comfort to the USS Kittyhawk in 2006."
nation.time.com/2012/12/04/more-than-the-navys-numbers-could-be-sinking/

3. I didn't say Russia would win an all out war with the US, I said that if a nation with the capabilities like the ones Russia has wants to sink a US carrier, they can.
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#35 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
The problem with all of your statements is that you're assuming that the United States only protects itself, when in fact we protect the freedom and personal liberties of all of our allies.
(Japan, Canada, Britain, Australia, Israel, etc.)
Our military is the largest in the world because we also have a massive population/need for protection. Unlike China we are somewhat of a target for crippling international markets. If our infrastructure were to fail due to a war or political unrest then it would have catastrophic consequences across the globe. Is someone were to take out China, we'd just set up trade with whoever took it's place.
The American Military is protecting the undeniable best country on the planet. The country with the best quality of life and the largest number of opportunities to the average citizen. It's something that needs protection so please excuse us if we go a little more overboard than whatever shithole you call a homeland.
User avatar
#52 - fappafappafap (4 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say USA did a good job with Japan though, considering they let the insane fucks who enacted the Three Alls Policy (Kill All, Loot All, Burn All) stay in power in Japan and let the unit 731 doctors get off with no punishment in exchange for data. And they didn't even try to make them atone for their crimes half as much as they made Germany did.

And before you say the unit 731 data saved lives, imagine the Unit 731 scientists experimented on American citizens and the Chinese let them go, you'd probably be pissed too.
#37 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You remind me of religious folk. I always feel a pang of jealousy when I see how wonderful life can be when people take a good story, and pretend that it's true.
#39 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
so, instead of attacking my points youre attacking my character? the thing you were bitching about a few comments earlier?
#43 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
The moment someone calls the US (or any nation for that matter) "the undeniable best country" I instantly stop taking them seriously.
User avatar
#44 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
is it because you can't actually find a reason? or is it because you'[re tired of losing arguments you know you can't win when it comes to the subject? The only reason I could think of as to why you would feel that way is because you're tired of not being the best, and deep down you know it's true.

It's like how closetted guys get really pissed at gay guys for no reason, they don't understand that what they're feeling is envy, so they reroute it to anger. That's what you're doing here.
#45 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You dumbfucks always think life is some sort of competition.
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#46 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
I think I was initillay defending my country's decision to spend tax dollars on defense ships after some retard started spewing shit when he obviously didn't know anything about the subject.
#47 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
I like how you call it "defense". The US hasn't fought a defensive war since...?
User avatar
#48 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
Desert Storm was considered defensive because of potential nuclear damage. The war in Iraq was defensive because of the attack on 9/11. The Second world war was defensive because of the aforementioned allies we needed to save along with ourselves. Basically every war we've fought was in the defense of ourselves or our allies with the exception of Vietnam.
#50 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh and I'm gonna block you now because there nothing to be gained from a conversation with a brainwashed 15 year old.
#49 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You mixed up the crappy excuses the US makes for their invasive imperial wars. Afghanistan was supposedly for 9/11, Iraq was for WMD's that coincidentally were never found. That's how much you know what you're talking about.
#24 - Your point: You should be embarrassed by something necess…  [+] (15 new replies) 7 hours ago on Thailand's sole carrier 0
#25 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
If that's your point then you should've said so in the first place instead of expecting me to read your mind.

Anyway you're wrong. Aircraft carriers are purely offensive weapons designed to project airpower in parts of the world where the US has none or insufficient ground bases. Rather useless for defending your home country where you have bases everywhere.

They are also extremely vunerable to anyone with a half decent military. Tiny and comparatively extremely cheap diesel subs have been capable of sinking super carriers during excersises time and time again. Not even mentioning what would happen if a country like Russia decides it's tired of the US sticking it's carrier dong up the worlds ass.

So no, supercarriers are not at all necessary for the security of the USA.
User avatar
#28 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
1. weapons are never strictly offensive or defensive. A strong military serves as a deterrent, "The best defense is a good offense" or "Hey maybe we shouldn't attack the US because they could have 2,000 planes here by nightfall"

2. Carriers are always escorted by other ships more than capable of blowing Mbute and his diesel sub out of the water

3. Russia could never NEVER win a non-nuclear war against the US. Russia and China, against the US only without allies is still a toss up. Russia may of had a good army when wars were fought on the ground and throwing 1 million people at the nazis to die was a viable option. But now with Air Force technology massive ground wars have become obsolete, so it comes to Naval and Air power, Which the US dominates no question

So, yes they are necessary
#30 - randomuploads (6 hours ago) [-]
1. US could halve it's military and still have the worlds largest. They're well past the point of deterrent.

2. Except that in the excercises they were flanked by the exact same carrier battle group as they would've been in real life. And they still got rekt.

"The problem was dramatically demonstrated when a Chinese Song-class submarine surfaced—previously undetected—in the middle of a U.S. carrier battlegroup much too close for comfort to the USS Kittyhawk in 2006."
nation.time.com/2012/12/04/more-than-the-navys-numbers-could-be-sinking/

3. I didn't say Russia would win an all out war with the US, I said that if a nation with the capabilities like the ones Russia has wants to sink a US carrier, they can.
User avatar
#35 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
The problem with all of your statements is that you're assuming that the United States only protects itself, when in fact we protect the freedom and personal liberties of all of our allies.
(Japan, Canada, Britain, Australia, Israel, etc.)
Our military is the largest in the world because we also have a massive population/need for protection. Unlike China we are somewhat of a target for crippling international markets. If our infrastructure were to fail due to a war or political unrest then it would have catastrophic consequences across the globe. Is someone were to take out China, we'd just set up trade with whoever took it's place.
The American Military is protecting the undeniable best country on the planet. The country with the best quality of life and the largest number of opportunities to the average citizen. It's something that needs protection so please excuse us if we go a little more overboard than whatever shithole you call a homeland.
User avatar
#52 - fappafappafap (4 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say USA did a good job with Japan though, considering they let the insane fucks who enacted the Three Alls Policy (Kill All, Loot All, Burn All) stay in power in Japan and let the unit 731 doctors get off with no punishment in exchange for data. And they didn't even try to make them atone for their crimes half as much as they made Germany did.

And before you say the unit 731 data saved lives, imagine the Unit 731 scientists experimented on American citizens and the Chinese let them go, you'd probably be pissed too.
#37 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You remind me of religious folk. I always feel a pang of jealousy when I see how wonderful life can be when people take a good story, and pretend that it's true.
#39 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
so, instead of attacking my points youre attacking my character? the thing you were bitching about a few comments earlier?
#43 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
The moment someone calls the US (or any nation for that matter) "the undeniable best country" I instantly stop taking them seriously.
User avatar
#44 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
is it because you can't actually find a reason? or is it because you'[re tired of losing arguments you know you can't win when it comes to the subject? The only reason I could think of as to why you would feel that way is because you're tired of not being the best, and deep down you know it's true.

It's like how closetted guys get really pissed at gay guys for no reason, they don't understand that what they're feeling is envy, so they reroute it to anger. That's what you're doing here.
#45 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You dumbfucks always think life is some sort of competition.
User avatar
#46 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
I think I was initillay defending my country's decision to spend tax dollars on defense ships after some retard started spewing shit when he obviously didn't know anything about the subject.
#47 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
I like how you call it "defense". The US hasn't fought a defensive war since...?
User avatar
#48 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
Desert Storm was considered defensive because of potential nuclear damage. The war in Iraq was defensive because of the attack on 9/11. The Second world war was defensive because of the aforementioned allies we needed to save along with ourselves. Basically every war we've fought was in the defense of ourselves or our allies with the exception of Vietnam.
#50 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh and I'm gonna block you now because there nothing to be gained from a conversation with a brainwashed 15 year old.
#49 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You mixed up the crappy excuses the US makes for their invasive imperial wars. Afghanistan was supposedly for 9/11, Iraq was for WMD's that coincidentally were never found. That's how much you know what you're talking about.
#21 - >lol dats embarrassing >lol u have no argument …  [+] (17 new replies) 7 hours ago on Thailand's sole carrier 0
#22 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
What happened was that I made a point, and instead of countering said point you decided to attack my person.
User avatar
#24 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
Your point:
You should be embarrassed by something necessary for the security of a country.

My point:
You should be embarrassed for locking your doors, what are the point of door locks besides displaying your xenophobia and intolerance for robbers?
#25 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
If that's your point then you should've said so in the first place instead of expecting me to read your mind.

Anyway you're wrong. Aircraft carriers are purely offensive weapons designed to project airpower in parts of the world where the US has none or insufficient ground bases. Rather useless for defending your home country where you have bases everywhere.

They are also extremely vunerable to anyone with a half decent military. Tiny and comparatively extremely cheap diesel subs have been capable of sinking super carriers during excersises time and time again. Not even mentioning what would happen if a country like Russia decides it's tired of the US sticking it's carrier dong up the worlds ass.

So no, supercarriers are not at all necessary for the security of the USA.
User avatar
#28 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
1. weapons are never strictly offensive or defensive. A strong military serves as a deterrent, "The best defense is a good offense" or "Hey maybe we shouldn't attack the US because they could have 2,000 planes here by nightfall"

2. Carriers are always escorted by other ships more than capable of blowing Mbute and his diesel sub out of the water

3. Russia could never NEVER win a non-nuclear war against the US. Russia and China, against the US only without allies is still a toss up. Russia may of had a good army when wars were fought on the ground and throwing 1 million people at the nazis to die was a viable option. But now with Air Force technology massive ground wars have become obsolete, so it comes to Naval and Air power, Which the US dominates no question

So, yes they are necessary
#30 - randomuploads (6 hours ago) [-]
1. US could halve it's military and still have the worlds largest. They're well past the point of deterrent.

2. Except that in the excercises they were flanked by the exact same carrier battle group as they would've been in real life. And they still got rekt.

"The problem was dramatically demonstrated when a Chinese Song-class submarine surfaced—previously undetected—in the middle of a U.S. carrier battlegroup much too close for comfort to the USS Kittyhawk in 2006."
nation.time.com/2012/12/04/more-than-the-navys-numbers-could-be-sinking/

3. I didn't say Russia would win an all out war with the US, I said that if a nation with the capabilities like the ones Russia has wants to sink a US carrier, they can.
User avatar
#35 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
The problem with all of your statements is that you're assuming that the United States only protects itself, when in fact we protect the freedom and personal liberties of all of our allies.
(Japan, Canada, Britain, Australia, Israel, etc.)
Our military is the largest in the world because we also have a massive population/need for protection. Unlike China we are somewhat of a target for crippling international markets. If our infrastructure were to fail due to a war or political unrest then it would have catastrophic consequences across the globe. Is someone were to take out China, we'd just set up trade with whoever took it's place.
The American Military is protecting the undeniable best country on the planet. The country with the best quality of life and the largest number of opportunities to the average citizen. It's something that needs protection so please excuse us if we go a little more overboard than whatever shithole you call a homeland.
User avatar
#52 - fappafappafap (4 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say USA did a good job with Japan though, considering they let the insane fucks who enacted the Three Alls Policy (Kill All, Loot All, Burn All) stay in power in Japan and let the unit 731 doctors get off with no punishment in exchange for data. And they didn't even try to make them atone for their crimes half as much as they made Germany did.

And before you say the unit 731 data saved lives, imagine the Unit 731 scientists experimented on American citizens and the Chinese let them go, you'd probably be pissed too.
#37 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You remind me of religious folk. I always feel a pang of jealousy when I see how wonderful life can be when people take a good story, and pretend that it's true.
#39 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
so, instead of attacking my points youre attacking my character? the thing you were bitching about a few comments earlier?
#43 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
The moment someone calls the US (or any nation for that matter) "the undeniable best country" I instantly stop taking them seriously.
User avatar
#44 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
is it because you can't actually find a reason? or is it because you'[re tired of losing arguments you know you can't win when it comes to the subject? The only reason I could think of as to why you would feel that way is because you're tired of not being the best, and deep down you know it's true.

It's like how closetted guys get really pissed at gay guys for no reason, they don't understand that what they're feeling is envy, so they reroute it to anger. That's what you're doing here.
#45 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You dumbfucks always think life is some sort of competition.
User avatar
#46 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
I think I was initillay defending my country's decision to spend tax dollars on defense ships after some retard started spewing shit when he obviously didn't know anything about the subject.
#47 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
I like how you call it "defense". The US hasn't fought a defensive war since...?
User avatar
#48 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
Desert Storm was considered defensive because of potential nuclear damage. The war in Iraq was defensive because of the attack on 9/11. The Second world war was defensive because of the aforementioned allies we needed to save along with ourselves. Basically every war we've fought was in the defense of ourselves or our allies with the exception of Vietnam.
#50 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh and I'm gonna block you now because there nothing to be gained from a conversation with a brainwashed 15 year old.
#49 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You mixed up the crappy excuses the US makes for their invasive imperial wars. Afghanistan was supposedly for 9/11, Iraq was for WMD's that coincidentally were never found. That's how much you know what you're talking about.
#16 - The only thing embarrassing is your lack of critical thinking  [+] (19 new replies) 7 hours ago on Thailand's sole carrier 0
#18 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
Nice argument björn
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#21 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
>lol dats embarrassing
>lol u have no argument

that's literally what you just did. Go sit in the corner
#22 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
What happened was that I made a point, and instead of countering said point you decided to attack my person.
User avatar
#24 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
Your point:
You should be embarrassed by something necessary for the security of a country.

My point:
You should be embarrassed for locking your doors, what are the point of door locks besides displaying your xenophobia and intolerance for robbers?
#25 - randomuploads (7 hours ago) [-]
If that's your point then you should've said so in the first place instead of expecting me to read your mind.

Anyway you're wrong. Aircraft carriers are purely offensive weapons designed to project airpower in parts of the world where the US has none or insufficient ground bases. Rather useless for defending your home country where you have bases everywhere.

They are also extremely vunerable to anyone with a half decent military. Tiny and comparatively extremely cheap diesel subs have been capable of sinking super carriers during excersises time and time again. Not even mentioning what would happen if a country like Russia decides it's tired of the US sticking it's carrier dong up the worlds ass.

So no, supercarriers are not at all necessary for the security of the USA.
User avatar
#28 - Norway (7 hours ago) [-]
1. weapons are never strictly offensive or defensive. A strong military serves as a deterrent, "The best defense is a good offense" or "Hey maybe we shouldn't attack the US because they could have 2,000 planes here by nightfall"

2. Carriers are always escorted by other ships more than capable of blowing Mbute and his diesel sub out of the water

3. Russia could never NEVER win a non-nuclear war against the US. Russia and China, against the US only without allies is still a toss up. Russia may of had a good army when wars were fought on the ground and throwing 1 million people at the nazis to die was a viable option. But now with Air Force technology massive ground wars have become obsolete, so it comes to Naval and Air power, Which the US dominates no question

So, yes they are necessary
#30 - randomuploads (6 hours ago) [-]
1. US could halve it's military and still have the worlds largest. They're well past the point of deterrent.

2. Except that in the excercises they were flanked by the exact same carrier battle group as they would've been in real life. And they still got rekt.

"The problem was dramatically demonstrated when a Chinese Song-class submarine surfaced—previously undetected—in the middle of a U.S. carrier battlegroup much too close for comfort to the USS Kittyhawk in 2006."
nation.time.com/2012/12/04/more-than-the-navys-numbers-could-be-sinking/

3. I didn't say Russia would win an all out war with the US, I said that if a nation with the capabilities like the ones Russia has wants to sink a US carrier, they can.
User avatar
#35 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
The problem with all of your statements is that you're assuming that the United States only protects itself, when in fact we protect the freedom and personal liberties of all of our allies.
(Japan, Canada, Britain, Australia, Israel, etc.)
Our military is the largest in the world because we also have a massive population/need for protection. Unlike China we are somewhat of a target for crippling international markets. If our infrastructure were to fail due to a war or political unrest then it would have catastrophic consequences across the globe. Is someone were to take out China, we'd just set up trade with whoever took it's place.
The American Military is protecting the undeniable best country on the planet. The country with the best quality of life and the largest number of opportunities to the average citizen. It's something that needs protection so please excuse us if we go a little more overboard than whatever shithole you call a homeland.
User avatar
#52 - fappafappafap (4 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say USA did a good job with Japan though, considering they let the insane fucks who enacted the Three Alls Policy (Kill All, Loot All, Burn All) stay in power in Japan and let the unit 731 doctors get off with no punishment in exchange for data. And they didn't even try to make them atone for their crimes half as much as they made Germany did.

And before you say the unit 731 data saved lives, imagine the Unit 731 scientists experimented on American citizens and the Chinese let them go, you'd probably be pissed too.
#37 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You remind me of religious folk. I always feel a pang of jealousy when I see how wonderful life can be when people take a good story, and pretend that it's true.
#39 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
so, instead of attacking my points youre attacking my character? the thing you were bitching about a few comments earlier?
#43 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
The moment someone calls the US (or any nation for that matter) "the undeniable best country" I instantly stop taking them seriously.
User avatar
#44 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
is it because you can't actually find a reason? or is it because you'[re tired of losing arguments you know you can't win when it comes to the subject? The only reason I could think of as to why you would feel that way is because you're tired of not being the best, and deep down you know it's true.

It's like how closetted guys get really pissed at gay guys for no reason, they don't understand that what they're feeling is envy, so they reroute it to anger. That's what you're doing here.
#45 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You dumbfucks always think life is some sort of competition.
User avatar
#46 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
I think I was initillay defending my country's decision to spend tax dollars on defense ships after some retard started spewing shit when he obviously didn't know anything about the subject.
#47 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
I like how you call it "defense". The US hasn't fought a defensive war since...?
User avatar
#48 - thekieran (5 hours ago) [-]
Desert Storm was considered defensive because of potential nuclear damage. The war in Iraq was defensive because of the attack on 9/11. The Second world war was defensive because of the aforementioned allies we needed to save along with ourselves. Basically every war we've fought was in the defense of ourselves or our allies with the exception of Vietnam.
#50 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh and I'm gonna block you now because there nothing to be gained from a conversation with a brainwashed 15 year old.
#49 - randomuploads (5 hours ago) [-]
You mixed up the crappy excuses the US makes for their invasive imperial wars. Afghanistan was supposedly for 9/11, Iraq was for WMD's that coincidentally were never found. That's how much you know what you're talking about.
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#6 - 1 thing, They stop being refugees after 10 countries  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Didn't expect this from Merkel +18
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#20 - FrankReal (01/10/2016) [-]
>there's no money from syria to germany
#14 - lukmaster (01/10/2016) [-]
Ukraine - no war
#12 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
arbitrary nonsense
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#16 - Abrams (01/10/2016) [-]
You either don't know what "arbitrary" means or you really need to explain what's arbitrary about refugees seeking countries with highest monetary benefits.
#6 - Picture 01/09/2016 on Game journalism +1

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User avatar #50 - mobilebull (12/05/2015) [-]
hello Norway, børk børk børk, right?
løve from Denmark.
#48 - jensstoltenberg (11/10/2015) [-]
Beste profilen på FJ.
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