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#5 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 07/13/2014 on How to be a cunt +350
User avatar #191 - ponchosdm (3 hours ago) [-]
this was amazing
#182 - senorfrog (3 hours ago) [-]
Foodbro is the legend I hope to be one day.
User avatar #178 - vatra (3 hours ago) [-]
I love that last line. That one gets me every time.
User avatar #139 - Jabberwocky (4 hours ago) [-]
Foodbro is alpha as intense bodylove. intense bodyloveing legendary.
User avatar #77 - sirfiiddlesticks (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh god I love this story. Thank you, Norway.
#60 - Aerosmither (8 hours ago) [-]
Legendary
#31 - shitforluck (10 hours ago) [-]
Damn good read, thank you
User avatar #22 - makomirocket (12 hours ago) [-]
good intense bodyloveing thank you, read that a year ago an wanted to read it again I cba to google it
User avatar #11 - mrnaanbread (16 hours ago) [-]
ah the story of Doradus, now this one is up there with ARE YOU intense bodyloveING SORRY imo
User avatar #9 - thelizardlord (19 hours ago) [-]
I would pay to see that as a movie/animation
thank you
User avatar #14 - rothgaming (15 hours ago) [-]
Yea some one should make an animation of Doradus and read it out loud.
#15 - thelizardlord (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea
#6 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
cool, have this.
#8 - mrnpc (21 hours ago) [-]
I would love to take this to my ISP to see if they honor it
User avatar #104 - yaybacon (6 hours ago) [-]
They won't it expired May 34, 1642
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Worst guard dog ever +164
User avatar #27 - abstract (07/08/2014) [-]
oh shit that picture almost brought me to tears from laughing
#2 - Its a paradox. If he changed his mind he would have never of d…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on punchies 0
User avatar #3 - zshadowz (07/04/2014) [-]
It's called the grandfather's paradox

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox
User avatar #4 - icameheretotroll (07/04/2014) [-]
Why does everyone think that time is something that only happens once
maybe when you travel back in time you leave your own universe forever but go into another one which is exactly the same but its in the past, so killing your grandma/granpa wouldn't kill you
User avatar #5 - zshadowz (07/04/2014) [-]
This paradox considers that there is only one universe.

I prefer your theory too. In the anime Steins;Gate 9/10 , they pretty much follow your theory theory.
User avatar #7 - iamstitch (07/05/2014) [-]
Also in Dragon Ball Z
#6 - It's just how the american justice system works. It doesn't ma… 06/15/2014 on Story of Bravery and Survival 0
#3 - I think he got tried for attempted ****** . Which …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Story of Bravery and Survival 0
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (06/15/2014) [-]
I still don't see the logic behind that. Attempted murder just means you failed. It doesn't make you any less evil of a person in your actions. Why should the sentence be reduced?
User avatar #27 - DANEATSfatKIDS (06/15/2014) [-]
It would be impossible to measure if he had a guilty conscience. If he had killed him one could assume that he wanted to. If the victim didn't die then it could be because the killer never intended to kill them or had a change of heart.
It sounds ridiculous but it is actually pretty common.
In a lot of gangs guys get in through initiation and they fake the initiation.
If you "think" you killed someone thats what matters
They jut watch to see the guy do it then they split.
It's also been reported that a guy will have to rape a woman to get in
the guy approaches a woman
takes her to a back alley legitimately explains the situation and then leaves
Funny thing is that i remember seeing a story on ID where that happened and then she charged him with rape because he wouldn't deny it he did prison time.
User avatar #6 - Norway (06/15/2014) [-]
It's just how the american justice system works. It doesn't matter how evil you are, it matters on how evil the thing you did was. He didn't kill the guy so he couldn't have been tried for murder. But he could be tried for attempted murder which I'm assuming he got the maximum sentence for.
#6 - Comment deleted 05/12/2014 on My confession 0
#39 - 200,00 civilian deaths> millions of military and millions o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on What title? 0
User avatar #41 - enemyoftrn (05/06/2014) [-]
There's barely enough Japs army left in their mainland.
#43 - Well shes 68 so there's already a very slim chance without the… 02/11/2014 on Valentine´s Day 0
#62 - I believe they discovered it last year and they just now confi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Science of 2013 0
#67 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
they've had math that supported the hypothetical existance of the higgs-boson for several decades now
the only difference now is that they're beginning to isolate the particle in atoms
the key word there being 'beginning'. the OP is incredibly misleading, because they've only gotten more certainty from what used to be "theres a chance the particle we detected might be the higgs boson", they still have to do loads of more testing and calibrations before they can say for certain its the higgs boson

there's a reason its called the god damned particle
User avatar #63 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay.

I was on you some days ago by the way... How does it feel to have people running allover you? Europe knows that feel.
#2 - But they don't so we should 12/25/2013 on Their responsibility 0
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